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vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Maoist awkwardly leaving a Mary Kay meeting after misreading the signs

# ? Aug 18, 2023 19:03

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# ? May 20, 2024 20:20

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

white MLM cs student who asks all his Indian classmates where they're from and if they say Kerala calls them "comrade" for the rest of the year

# ? Aug 18, 2023 19:04

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

no country but for old men, but its about stalin disillusioned by the ussr

# ? Aug 18, 2023 19:08

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

A man is sitting in the audience watching Stalin wrap up a speech, when he sneezes. Stalin stops his speech and asks the crowd, "who sneezed?"

When no one confesses, Stalin pulls out an AK, and just like that kills everyone in the first row.

"Who sneezed?" he repeats.

Again, no one says anything, so he takes the Kalashnikov and guns down the whole second row this time.

Now the sneezer is in the third row and he figures, well, I'm getting it either way; I might as well speak up and save everyone else.

So he stands up and says, "comrade Stalin, I sneezed."

"Bless you," Stalin says, and finishes his speech.

# ? Aug 18, 2023 19:18

DarkSithLord: Apr 14, 2023; by Fluffdaddy

AnimeIsTrash posted:

A man is sitting in the audience watching Stalin wrap up a speech, when he sneezes. Stalin stops his speech and asks the crowd, "who sneezed?"

When no one confesses, Stalin pulls out an AK, and just like that kills everyone in the first row.

"Who sneezed?" he repeats.

Again, no one says anything, so he takes the Kalashnikov and guns down the whole second row this time.

Now the sneezer is in the third row and he figures, well, I'm getting it either way; I might as well speak up and save everyone else.

So he stands up and says, "comrade Stalin, I sneezed."

"Bless you," Stalin says, and finishes his speech.

lmao

# ? Aug 18, 2023 19:19

Woke Mind Virus: Aug 22, 2005

guy embarrassed to like indian food

# ? Aug 18, 2023 19:34

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

guy embarrassed to like English food

# ? Aug 18, 2023 19:35

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

goon writing a 10,000 post about Just Desserts

# ? Aug 18, 2023 20:39

Echo Chamber: Oct 16, 2008; best username/post combo

Vladimir Putin is a Russian asset who works for the Russian government.

# ? Aug 19, 2023 10:24

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

Gen Z Everquest addict

# ? Aug 19, 2023 10:46

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Guy who thinks israel is communist because of kibbutzes and judeo-bolshevism.

AnimeIsTrash posted:

no country but for old men, but its about stalin disillusioned by the ussr

This could be really good. Stalin fakes his own death to live a quite life and watches everything fall apart.

# ? Aug 19, 2023 14:25

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

guy who misheard someone once and now practices the people's martial art, judo-bolshevism.

# ? Aug 19, 2023 14:26

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

Wim Hof 2

# ? Aug 19, 2023 15:53

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

getting your political ideology from hoi4 (vanilla)

# ? Aug 19, 2023 17:00

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

Megamissen posted:

getting your political ideology from hoi4 (vanilla)

Guy who thinks the series peaked with HOI 1

# ? Aug 19, 2023 17:02

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

gradenko_2000 posted:

Guy who thinks the series peaked with HOI 1

guy with 2000+ hours in hoi4 finding out it is based on a real life conflict

# ? Aug 19, 2023 17:07

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

guy becoming communist after paying $16 for taco bell

# ? Aug 19, 2023 21:45

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Rant about the evils of slavery, but as an explanation for why your trafficking ring only does organ harvesting.

# ? Aug 20, 2023 09:00

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

AnimeIsTrash posted:

A man is sitting in the audience watching Stalin wrap up a speech, when he sneezes. Stalin stops his speech and asks the crowd, "who sneezed?"

When no one confesses, Stalin pulls out an AK, and just like that kills everyone in the first row.

"Who sneezed?" he repeats.

Again, no one says anything, so he takes the Kalashnikov and guns down the whole second row this time.

Now the sneezer is in the third row and he figures, well, I'm getting it either way; I might as well speak up and save everyone else.

So he stands up and says, "comrade Stalin, I sneezed."

"Bless you," Stalin says, and finishes his speech.

ahahahah

# ? Aug 20, 2023 23:01