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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Butterfingers used to be betterfingers. Something changed but I can't put my finger on it.

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Sudsygoat
Jul 19, 2013

Brawnfire posted:

Butterfingers used to be betterfingers. Something changed but I can't put my finger on it.

they didnt change, u did.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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I'd like to think I became a butter man.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Captain Hygiene posted:

I love butterfingers, but I kind of hate to eat them because that filling just embeds itself in your teeth like nothing else.
:same: When it's really bad it feels like you need a drat chisel to get it out.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Brawnfire posted:

I'd like to think I became a butter man.

She lies and says she's in love with him.
Can't find a butter man.
She dreams in color; she dreams in red.
Can't find a butter man

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Do 5th Avenue bars still exist? They were another brand’s version of Butterfinger, iirc (kinda like Skor vs Heath)

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Those were good; the filling would always break off into delightfully flaky segments.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Wasabi the J posted:

She lies and says she's in love with him.
Can't find a butter man.
She dreams in color; she dreams in red bread.
Can't find a butter man

Ftfy

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Wasabi the J posted:

She lies and says she's in love with him.
Can't find a butter man.
She dreams in color; she dreams in red.
Can't find a butter man

She lies and says it still tastes the same
Can’t b’lieve it’s not butter, man
She dreams of Cabot; she dreams of bread
Can’t b’lieve it’s not butter, man

E: KC got the bread line before me LOL (Land O’ Lakes)

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Don't stop believing (it's not butter mix)

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/tYJWuiO.mp4

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

Gravid Topiary posted:

the reason i think i personally hate raisins is because when i was a dumb little kid i picked up a live fly and put it in my mouth because i thought it was a raisin but it wasn't

This isn't just normal dumb kid stuff, this is "you need a specialist for your child we cannot help him" territory.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


steinrokkan posted:

Congraturaisins!
I enjoyed this far more than I should have. Thank you.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Wasabi the J posted:

She lies and says she's in love with him.
Can't find a butter man.
She dreams in color; she dreams in red.
Can't find a butter man
The Iowa State Fair ends tomorrow, might still have time to find a butter man.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


I'd crush a not-70s version of that pizza.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Yeah, that sounds pretty fuckin good ngl. I'd crush a chili cheese pizza. Now I'm intrigued by the idea of a chili cheese dog pizza.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Chilli pizza is basically chilli in a bread bowl, right? Sounds good.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I'd gently caress with some of that chili pie. oh poo poo they should add fritos.

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012
Someone needs to invent a cornbread crust that holds together in slices.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Look up Tamale Pie. Midwest casseroles meet TexMex, it’s some how my family food in California. Cornbread infused taco meat/chorizo, corn and whole rear end black olives (the best part)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



a sexual elk posted:

and whole rear end black olives (the best part)

Whoa now, let's just hold up a second here

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

swap em out for green olives and a cuban picadillo

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Captain Hygiene posted:

Whoa now, let's just hold up a second here

What? Not like sitting on top, just mixed in, little salty bonuses.

Now that I think about it black olives and Mexican food have no relation but hell they go together great, think Taco Bell had olives way back when

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Yeah they'd put a few slices on enchiritos

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Oh my God... Ron deSantis is an Iranian plant?!??!?

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Supreme Cake-Toucher

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


dog nougat posted:

Yeah, that sounds pretty fuckin good ngl. I'd crush a chili cheese pizza. Now I'm intrigued by the idea of a chili cheese dog pizza.
You can get something like that here and there in Metro Detroit, a Coney dog pizza. And yeah, it's pretty good. One nicer restaurant (i.e., not a pizza joint) that offers it uses high-quality locally made hot dogs, Coney chili, chopped white onions, a cheese blend, smoked Cheddar, and French’s mustard. It works! (Honorable mention goes to Coney omelettes. We love our Coneys around here.)

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://twitter.com/BoredAtGym/status/1692643321330504125

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
It's that the guy who was proven to take testosterone by the gallon?

E: yeah, liver king. He looks like his liver is about to issue a declaration of independence, though

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh yeah

quote:

He had denied having used steroids to achieve his physique multiple times until 2022, after which a leak of private e-mails revealed that he had spent over $11,000 a month on anabolic steroids. He then apologised for his conduct on a YouTube video.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Oh STERoids, I misheard you

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Lmao that was the dude who was "all-natural?" The man with skin the color and sheen of a freshly-boiled hot dog? You don't get a body like that without supreme effort on top of 11k worth of PEDs, but still, lol.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I think the veiny look usually comes from dehydration on top of cutting a lot of fat, but I don't know what you do to get red. Alex Jones supplements I guess.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Pleads posted:

I'd crush a not-70s version of that pizza.
Yeah, a proper cheese distribution and jalapenos instead of olives? Absolutely

amaguri
Mar 27, 2010

Brawnfire posted:

Butterfingers used to be betterfingers. Something changed but I can't put my finger on it.

Nestle sold all (most?) of their candy bars to Ferrara, who opted to change the recipe. They allegedly reduced the number of artificial ingredients and improved the quality of some of the other junky stuff but I dunno who demanded GOOD WHOLESOME INGREDIENTS in their Butterfinger. My husband also hates the new recipe.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

SlothfulCobra posted:

I don't know what you do to get red. Alex Jones supplements I guess.

Steroid use, yeah.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the Liver King is a man sized aneurysm. if you're around him you should dress like you're at a GWAR concert. at any moment he might explode into crimson mist.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
guess there is some justice in the world since steroids lead to early death in lots of people due to cardiomegaly and other organ hypertrophy.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I wouldn't be near him because I would not trust him to not go berserk for internal organs. first distraction and I'm gone before he realizes I'm big so I might have big guts.

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