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Punk's GTS was lacklustre 10 years ago. What made anybody think Punk could do it to Samoa Joe now?
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 03:42 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 15:20 |
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Long-Time Lurker posted:Can a fragile man do this?! BEST IN THE WORLD
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 03:53 |
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1glitch0 posted:BEST IN THE WORLD i will have you know it is actually essential to call back to a feud from a promotion no one watched 10 years ago with these broken old dudes, also you dont really need to know anything other than they hate each other, this is good actually
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 04:01 |
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he has the anaconda vise right there, sure it also looks kinda lovely but he's at least guaranteed to not poo poo out a vital organ or turn his grandpa bones to dust attempting it
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 04:38 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:I was trying to go to sleep a few minutes ago and for some reason the enormity of these events finally hit me and I couldn't stop crying. I have no real life friends who give a poo poo about professional wrestling, so this is basically the only place I have to express these feelings, but I really feel the need to express them.
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 06:05 |
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Imagine being security at Wembley and having to check a crowd of 81,000+ people for signs that could slightly offend CM Punk.
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 06:31 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:He wasn't a man who was destined to be an AEW champion. He couldn't wrestle. He wasn't charismatic in the usual way. He was angry. He was doughy. He wasn't a third generation wrestler. He wasn't physically gifted.
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 06:48 |
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Thinking about the time UFC scoured the Indies of North America in search of somebody bad enough to lose to crying man punk. Punk got beat up by a regional scrub. They then had him fight a photographer in the hope he could beat up a dude who stands there with a camera at weddings. The photographer made such a mockery of punk in the fight that he was sacked for bringing the sport into disrepute after using ground and pound techniques borrowed from donkey Kong in smash Brothers. Punk is also weak in ability to not lose via TKO (terror)
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 10:02 |
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cagliostr0 posted:ground and pound techniques borrowed from donkey Kong in smash Brothers. this is a beautiful mental image tyvm
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 10:21 |
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The photographer was an unsafe worker who went into business for himself and used PED (marijuana, yuck!) against a straight edge opponent. Glad that Punk sent him home permanently!
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 10:32 |
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ChrisBTY posted:Punk's GTS was lacklustre 10 years ago. What made anybody think Punk could do it to Samoa Joe now? the pepsi plunge would both a. be cooler and b. be safer
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 10:57 |
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counting the number of pepsi plunges Punk's fragile knees could handle before imploding on both of my knees
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 11:33 |
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I didn't mean for him
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 12:09 |
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 13:21 |
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Jon Moxley never trained MMA directly but I'm reasonably confident he'd gently caress up Punk if he ever tried poo poo, in addition of course to destroying him on a microphone in 8 words Punk is tissue paper
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 13:44 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:he has the anaconda vise right there, sure it also looks kinda lovely but he's at least guaranteed to not poo poo out a vital organ or turn his grandpa bones to dust attempting it
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 14:07 |
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drat, this is real? I always thought it was a photoshop.
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 15:09 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR3n9Vdg_xE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S66qNZqLM80
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 15:45 |
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My sign at the 8/19 Collision was consficated. I wasn't even trying to make him mad. I want him to get along with Hanger and Hunker and do cool things together. Please stop being rude, Mr. Punk.
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 17:46 |
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Shard posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR3n9Vdg_xE I forgot how bad Mickey Gall annihilated him. Like, the Mike Jackson fight was bad because CM Punk's fragile face started pouring blood everywhere, but at no point in the Mickey Gall fight did Punk look like he had any idea what the hell he was doing out there
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 18:02 |
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StarkRavingMad posted:I forgot how bad Mickey Gall annihilated him. Like, the Mike Jackson fight was bad because CM Punk's fragile face started pouring blood everywhere, but at no point in the Mickey Gall fight did Punk look like he had any idea what the hell he was doing out there Is it just me or at the end of the Mike Jackson fight Punk tries to shake his hand and Mike just poo poo talks him and refuses to shake?
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 20:36 |
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I broke my ankle yesterday but I’m still less fragile
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 21:14 |
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Mike Jackson is a loving G and he still collected more paychecks off UFC after that lol.
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 21:16 |
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TheKingslayer posted:Mike Jackson is a loving G and he still collected more paychecks off UFC after that lol. whats the story?
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 21:25 |
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Shard posted:whats the story? UFC ended up trying to give him a punishment fight years later with a prospect who ended up gouging Jackson in the eye, giving Jackson the DQ win. They eventually got him beat up a little but Dana still had to pay out win money to Mike Jackson at least one more time lol.
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 21:33 |
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TheKingslayer posted:UFC ended up trying to give him a punishment fight years later with a prospect who ended up gouging Jackson in the eye, giving Jackson the DQ win. They eventually got him beat up a little but Dana still had to pay out win money to Mike Jackson at least one more time lol. Why were they so mad at him?
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 21:53 |
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Shard posted:Why were they so mad at him? Because he clowned on CM Punk so hard and didn't just finish him off. Dana was real pissed about it.
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 23:17 |
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Shard posted:Why were they so mad at him? They really cared about giving Punk the fight and were upset/thought Mike didn't take it seriously, which definitely wasn't helped by the pop for weed that came after They wound up firing him this January despite him having a fight left on his deal, although it may at least partially have had something to do with Jake Shields fighting him at a training facility last month because Jackson called him a Nazi https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2023/01/ufc-news-mike-jackson-released
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 23:22 |
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Chris James 2 posted:They really cared about giving Punk the fight and were upset/thought Mike didn't take it seriously, which definitely wasn't helped by the pop for weed that came after Mike Jackson beating up Nazis and landlords. Hero?
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 23:27 |
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Chris James 2 posted:They really cared about giving Punk the fight and were upset/thought Mike didn't take it seriously, which definitely wasn't helped by the pop for weed that came after Tony you fuckin nerd I know you're reading this and I need you to understand that you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing that has ever been done in wrestling
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 23:35 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Tony you fuckin nerd I know you're reading this and I need you to understand that you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing that has ever been done in wrestling
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 23:36 |
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mike jackson, iirc, was mickey gall's hand chosen tomato can to get gall's first professional win against prior to fighting punk. in fact, when the ufc approached him about taking the gall fight, jackson wasn't even fighting anymore, and mike thought they meant come shoot the show, as jackson was now a photographer. anyway, mike filled his role of getting beaten by the young upstart gall, who went on to thrash charles montgomery punkington the third. the ufc generally gets guys on multi-fight contracts, so they figured that since they were still in the cm punk fight business, why not have the two guys who got their rear end kicked by mickey gall have a scrap? maybe punk won't look so embarrassing if we put him in there against a can who thought he was being approached by a fight promotion to take pictures and not fight. so, punk and mike jackson have a fist fight. punk is so out of his depth that a mostly retired regional pro could hold him down and attempt punches while refusing to look at his intended punch recipient. mike clowned punk in such a way that many saw it as unsporting. it's like a wrestling sqash when, i dunno, wardlow refuses to pin a guy, but instead of a powerbomb symphony, he'd talk out of his rear end like jim carrey in ace ventura instead of any violence whatsoever and then still refuse to pin the guy when, inexplicably, the rear end-talking was doing damage. anyway, the ufc was really pissed at mike jackson and dana white said jackson would never fight in the ufc again. well, there's a meme of the polaroid from "memento" that says "don't believe his lies" on it and the pic is of dana white, so of course mike later got another fight. like mike was set-up to lose against gall, there was another fighter the promotion wanted to get a win so they could fast track him to stardom. the fella was a striker from ireland, and if there's anything a red-faced bostonian like dana white likes, it's a guy who is actually from ireland so they threw mike jackson to him. anyway, the irishman poked jackson so hard in the goddamn eye the fight was called off and mike took another win off a guy the ufc wanted to win, in embarassing fashion, after the ufc said the guy would never fight for them again. it is very funny, and very cool to me
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 23:45 |
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Make Mike Jackson the third Young Buck, and watch Punk have a meltdown.
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# ? Aug 21, 2023 23:58 |
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Open Marriage Night posted:Make Mike Jackson the third Young Buck, and watch Punk have a meltdown. lol
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# ? Aug 22, 2023 00:08 |
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Open Marriage Night posted:Make Mike Jackson the third Young Buck, and watch Punk have a meltdown. This isn't quite developed enough. Book punk on the Halloween collision and have everyone wear w costume. Punk and ftr vs acclaimed and daddy rear end. Daddy rear end is in the cp Munk costume. Mid way through the match play a video of daddy rear end at home with a drink singing 'hes an rear end man' tunelessly. Cut back to the arena and cp Munk pulls off the mask to reveal Mike Jackson. Make it a swerve and work punk with it.
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# ? Aug 22, 2023 00:11 |
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Eat This Glob posted:mike jackson, iirc, was mickey gall's hand chosen tomato can to get gall's first professional win against prior to fighting punk. in fact, when the ufc approached him about taking the gall fight, jackson wasn't even fighting anymore, and mike thought they meant come shoot the show, as jackson was now a photographer. anyway, mike filled his role of getting beaten by the young upstart gall, who went on to thrash charles montgomery punkington the third. Mike jackson sounds like a cool dude.
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# ? Aug 22, 2023 00:53 |
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Shard posted:Mike jackson sounds like a cool dude. yeah he rules. the win he had on cm punk was overturned to a no contest because jackson pissed hot for weed, so you know that angered cm punk too
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# ? Aug 22, 2023 00:55 |
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Eat This Glob posted:yeah he rules. the win he had on cm punk was overturned to a no contest because jackson pissed hot for weed, so you know that angered cm punk too How is weed supposed to make you a better fighter to the point where you have an unfair advantage over your opponent and a decision should be overturned?
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# ? Aug 22, 2023 00:56 |
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Shard posted:How is weed supposed to make you a better fighter to the point where you have an unfair advantage over your opponent and a decision should be overturned? Matt riddle claimed only weed stopped him from beating his children so it improved his performance by ensuring he fought in the Octagon and not the oil dome.
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# ? Aug 22, 2023 01:02 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 15:20 |
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Shard posted:How is weed supposed to make you a better fighter to the point where you have an unfair advantage over your opponent and a decision should be overturned? smoking weed makes me better at fighting games so this checks out
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# ? Aug 22, 2023 01:08 |