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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I could have sworn that Biden pledged to run for only one term like publicly promised not to run again

Every account of Biden being a one-term president was someone else saying that's what they think he should do. He never said anything of the sort when asked himself.

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Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

Zerg Mans posted:

Jimmy Carter going on hospice like 5 months ago and is somehow still alive

my grandma was in hospice for around 3 years before she finally checked out this summer. hospice just means a certain kind of care, not '5 minutes from dead'

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost

Ammanas posted:

my grandma was in hospice for around 3 years before she finally checked out this summer. hospice just means a certain kind of care, not '5 minutes from dead'

Yep, palliative care can be way more conductive to terminal folks riding out their last act than intensive medical interventions.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Echo Chamber posted:

the log cabin republicans back in 2017 or 2018 when they insisted trump was the most pro-gay GOP president ever

Has there been a more pro gay republican president?

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWbiWLcAbQY

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

rolling up my sleeves to pull a big golden rope that reveals a portrait of Joe Biden

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Remember when trump told a crowd to take that guy's coat

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

WHY BONER NOW posted:

Remember when trump told a crowd to take that guy's coat

Was that the same rally where he told security to toss out a crying baby?

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Was that the same rally where he told security to toss out a crying baby?

who can say they haven't wanted to do that at some point, though

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

Weka posted:

Has there been a more pro gay republican president?
Ford maybe? He was sort of before the rise of the Christian Right. Like the Bushes, he did try retconning his record to make it look better. But Bush 43's anti-gay agenda was openly malicious.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

WHY BONER NOW posted:

Remember when trump told a crowd to take that guy's coat
remember when trump signed a kid's maga hat then threw it into the crowd because that's just what he was so used to doing

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


DACK FAYDEN posted:

remember when trump signed a kid's maga hat then threw it into the crowd because that's just what he was so used to doing

Trump doing jumpers to throw individual paper towel rolls into FEMA relief lines in Puerto Rico

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Weka posted:

Has there been a more pro gay republican president?

Abraham Lincoln

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
Chester “Gay” Arthur

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Buchanan wasn't a republican but otherwise... well... y'know

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

projecthalaxy posted:

Trump doing jumpers to throw individual paper towel rolls into FEMA relief lines in Puerto Rico

...to soak up all the water!


Javid posted:

remembering january 20th 1981 when the only living president older than the current president left office

never have I read a sentence I understood but could not parse more and I don't know why

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Milo and POTUS posted:

...to soak up all the water!

never have I read a sentence I understood but could not parse more and I don't know why

jimmy carter is the only living president who is (currently) older than biden. he left office 42 years ago

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Zerg Mans posted:

Jimmy Carter going on hospice like 5 months ago and is somehow still alive

jimmy carter won’t actually die he’ll just get smaller and smaller until he can no longer be observed

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

gradenko_2000 posted:

Abraham Lincoln

https://youtu.be/-XNFokmDKrE

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
It's *a* bible

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Echo Chamber posted:

Ford maybe? He was sort of before the rise of the Christian Right. Like the Bushes, he did try retconning his record to make it look better. But Bush 43's anti-gay agenda was openly malicious.

Because a gay dude maybe saved him? Did he do anything about it while in office?

gradenko_2000 posted:

Gaybraham Lincoln

Being gay != pro gray.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

when the dems sat on the ground in the senate for an hour after that school shooting lol. they passed some light social program cuts the next day or something :911:

Telluric Whistler
Sep 14, 2008


Les Os posted:

Chester “Gay” Arthur

GayFK and his vice president LBGay

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/477482-paul-krugman-my-computer-was-hacked-to-download-child-pornography/

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

lol

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Remember when Bernie got in trouble for looking annoyed at inauguration

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

MikeCrotch posted:

It's *a* bible

The most American man to ever be president

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/09f333y.mp4

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

I remember the sit in lead by democratic reps to expand no fly list powers

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008


demon cracker nation

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGIr4Mq_4C8

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!



What the gently caress is this?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Communist Thoughts posted:

What the gently caress is this?

harlem shake but worse

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

bedpan posted:

I remember the sit in lead by democratic reps to expand no fly list powers

I remember the democrats singing "hey hey, goodbye" after the GOP gutted healthcare

They didn't care about what the bill would do, just that they thought Republicans would lose votes because of it.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




I'm listening to the audiobook of Robert Caro's first LBJ biography and am astonished by how much of an insane freak he was.

Current fave is his college fighting technique of falling onto his back and windmilling his legs in a cycling motion while squealing in terror.

Also him forcing some Mexican students he was teaching to sing a vaudeville song with lyrics rewritten to be about him whenever he entered the room and spanking anyone who didn't join in.

Also also the whole calling his dick Jumbo and talking about it in the third person, which I already knew about but him being all "Jumbo needs to gently caress tonight" is wild.

edit

"When a journalist asked Johnson to justify the continuation of the Vietnam War (1955-1975), Johnson asked all the women to leave the room, then pulled out his penis, and yelled: “That’s why!”"

:colbert:

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Him having a car that could float and drive in water, so he would drive a car full of passengers into a lake screaming that the brakes were broken before plunging into the water

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




MikeCrotch posted:

Him having a car that could float and drive in water, so he would drive a car full of passengers into a lake screaming that the brakes were broken before plunging into the water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRiLFezSWKY

also Teen LBJ stealing his Dad's Model T Ford, crashing it into a ditch, running away from home, and making a deal with his furious Dad that he'd only come back if he promised to never ever bring up the crashed car again.

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

MikeCrotch posted:

Him having a car that could float and drive in water, so he would drive a car full of passengers into a lake screaming that the brakes were broken before plunging into the water

This trick doesn't work if you're a Kennedy

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Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016




when the threat of winning is too high

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