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In their defense, that is a pretty big lifetime milestone...
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A couples colonoscopy appointment 
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wheatpuppy posted:I am trying really hard to think of some innocent explanation for that tattoo that is just a wacky misunderstanding. Ages ago we threw a joint birthday party for my grandparents. Their birthdays are very close together. They were turning 81 and 79. My aunt thought it would be really special to celebrate how many cumulative years these wonderful people had spent on this planet, but the cake was too small to fit the whole message. She slapped down a cake on front of her parents that read "Congrats on 160 Cum. Years!" I'd get it as a tattoo in a heartbeat.
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Samfucius posted:Ages ago we threw a joint birthday party for my grandparents. Their birthdays are very close together. They were turning 81 and 79. My aunt thought it would be really special to celebrate how many cumulative years these wonderful people had spent on this planet, but the cake was too small to fit the whole message.  LOL
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wheatpuppy posted:I am trying really hard to think of some innocent explanation for that tattoo that is just a wacky misunderstanding. Alas no misunderstanding, the person who posted it said they lost a bet.
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EL BROMANCE posted:Alas no misunderstanding, the person who posted it said they lost a bet. That’s why I hold fast to the policy of not
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wheatpuppy posted:I am trying really hard to think of some innocent explanation for that tattoo that is just a wacky misunderstanding. https://preview.redd.it/i-lost-a-bet-now-i-need-to-know-how-do-i-cover-this-v0-he6yc33uacib1.jpg
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I don't know about covering it up, but they could always explain it away as a Chris Chan tribute.
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Marcade posted:I don't know about covering it up, but they could always explain it away as a Chris Chan tribute. Slip "bacch" in that white space and it shows how hedonistic your family is. Although I guess it's already doing that, but at least this would be more socially acceptable.
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First CAnal with Mom It doesn't make a lick of sense but anything's better than the original
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Analysis? Scribble in “your” above mom?
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 and  For the second one, how the gently caress can you get it so wrong. The Bananas in Pyjamas have two notable features. They are bananas in blue and white pyjamas. Making the pyjamas pink angers me on a visceral level. I can't imagine how badly they would screw up Rat in a Hat.
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It’s a lady banana obviously
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There's something the pink and yellow is doing that my brain really likes
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BrigadierSensible posted:... Artistic license
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BrigadierSensible posted:For the second one, how the gently caress can you get it so wrong. The Bananas in Pyjamas have two notable features. They are bananas in blue and white pyjamas. Making the pyjamas pink angers me on a visceral level. I can't imagine how badly they would screw up Rat in a Hat. Maybe it's just super infected
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Am I insane, or is this a Stitch with cleavage?
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Front hands/paws/claws are hard, I guess. But those are arms
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Those are titties!
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Those are definitely tiddies. Stitch is holding a bottle between its tits. I don't remember that part of the movie
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All that elbow ditch shading for a wonky stitch that may or may not have tits, gently caress
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Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley › PYF Tasteless Tattoos: a wonky stitch that may or may not have tits
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The Stitch face is pretty good. Questionable titties are questionable.
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Yo is that Stitch in an elbow ditch???
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Read After Burning posted:Am I insane, or is this a Stitch with cleavage? Where you see titties, I see stumpy front legs with the paws amputated. I don't know what that says about me, but I do not think it is good.
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Yeah it’s this pose
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It's definitely intended to be that pose, but in actuality it's definitely titties.
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Knormal posted:It's definitely intended to be that pose, but in actuality it's definitely titties. Stitsch Sorry I liked it so much I had to post it here too 
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Not a technically bad tattoo. And personally, I see no reason to not get the titular character from the greatest cinematic achievement of the past century tattooed upon ones self. But even still I believe this tattoo belongs in this thread.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcuLSw5aS-8
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BrigadierSensible posted:Not a technically bad tattoo. And personally, I see no reason to not get the titular character from the greatest cinematic achievement of the past century tattooed upon ones self. But even still I believe this tattoo belongs in this thread. Tattoo owns
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 I'm not sure that "tasteless" fits this one, but honestly, I don't know that there is a word that accurately describes a tattoo of Vegeta and Ariana Grande making out accompanied by lyrics from Juice WRLD's Lucid Dreams. Amazing? Yeah, I'll go with that.
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What in the gently caress is her arm doing
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Johnny Truant posted:What in the gently caress is her arm doing Caressing Vegeta's face, which would be customary in this scenario.
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Obnoxipus posted:accompanied by lyrics from Juice WRLD's Lucid Dreams. i was going with sum 41
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Just Offscreen posted:Caressing Vegeta's face, which would be customary in this scenario. No, her other arm, that becomes more Cronenberg the longer you look at it
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Bulma would destroy her
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OwlFancier posted:i was going with sum 41 you don’t know me at all.
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