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BonHair posted:At least you can explain why you're not getting a dog lol
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BonHair posted:At least you can explain why you're not getting a dog gently caress lol
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BonHair posted:At least you can explain why you're not getting a dog heh heh heh
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last night my son was mking scissor gestures at me and i was like "what are you doing" and he said "i chop you up daddy, i chop you up and throw you in the trash!" and then he asked me to chop him up and throw him away. boy is obsessed with garbage!
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lobster shirt posted:last night my son was mking scissor gestures at me and i was like "what are you doing" and he said "i chop you up daddy, i chop you up and throw you in the trash!" and then he asked me to chop him up and throw him away. boy is obsessed with garbage! probably genetic given your posts
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:probably genetic given your posts reported for mod sass
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:probably genetic given your posts
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Microplastics posted:I don't get it Cops shoot dogs
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:probably genetic given your posts
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PerniciousKnid posted:I'm gonna be a nervous wreck the whole day waiting to hear how it goes. It went well! There was a minor meltdown the first night, but mostly because he was exhausted. So far he seems to love school. Microplastics posted:Amazing lol He does! We practiced walking to and from school over the summer because it's really close by. But mom walks him to school in the mornings right now.
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loquacius posted:*Always Snuffy theme intensifies*
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Five year olds are animals. Got cornered in the bathroom/bagroom at daycare pickup by a group of them (including my own kid) and informed repeatedly that my name was actually "toilet".
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Elissimpark posted:Five year olds are animals. Got cornered in the bathroom/bagroom at daycare pickup by a group of them (including my own kid) and informed repeatedly that my name was actually "toilet". 
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Elissimpark posted:Five year olds are animals. Got cornered in the bathroom/bagroom at daycare pickup by a group of them (including my own kid) and informed repeatedly that my name was actually "toilet".
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Owned.
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Elissimpark posted:Five year olds are animals. Got cornered in the bathroom/bagroom at daycare pickup by a group of them (including my own kid) and informed repeatedly that my name was actually "toilet". ikanreed posted:Owned.
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maybe try not to smell like poop so much next time, Toilet
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my kid finally managed to inform us that she had a tummy ache and needed to vomit last night instead of just crying a bunch with us guessing what’s wrong before finally vomiting on herself and the floor/bed/whatever. progress!
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My 2 and a half year old and I were walking to the deli to get a cheesesteak and it was raining out, on the way back the rain stopped. He asked “daddy turn rain off?” That is right, child. I turned the rain off. I am a deity.
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We got The Sneaky Snacky Squirrel Game for our daughter's third birthday, and the spinner wheel thing is a little borked so that it literally lands on the "lose all your acorns and skip your turn" disaster space (a 10% chance) a majority of the time. My daughter and I think it's funny but my wife is about ready to toss the thing out the window
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Padams posted:My 2 and a half year old and I were walking to the deli to get a cheesesteak and it was raining out, on the way back the rain stopped. He asked “daddy turn rain off?” That is right, child. I turned the rain off. I am a deity. my kid just yells at a dragon she created that controls the weather that she met in the dragon portal.
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my son has been really into pretending to be a ghost (but a baby ghost so it's not scary), earlier tonight he was like "daddy you're a big ghost and you're scary, you don't have hair or eyes or a nose or a mouth! scare me!" which is like wtf man where did you get these ideas lol. but i chased him around the house and he had a lot of fun so who can say if it's bad or not.
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Chad Sexington posted:maybe try not to smell like poop so much next time, Toilet
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lobster shirt posted:my son has been really into pretending to be a ghost (but a baby ghost so it's not scary), earlier tonight he was like "daddy you're a big ghost and you're scary, you don't have hair or eyes or a nose or a mouth! scare me!" which is like wtf man where did you get these ideas lol. but i chased him around the house and he had a lot of fun so who can say if it's bad or not. we play "the animal game" at home, where one party describes an animal and the other guesses which animal it is. The latest "animal", which we never arrived at an answer to, "has a black hole instead of a face, makes no sound at all, eats doggies, has no legs, and sometimes lives in the sea"
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it bring me no pleasure to announce my 3yo has entered ~the tantrum zone~
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Kid 2 was eating grapes off the vine for like an hour and had diarrhea so bad we had to clean the carpet around where she was standing and give her a shower.
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bitmap posted:it bring me no pleasure to announce my 3yo has entered ~the tantrum zone~ You're lucky if it's taken 3 years to get there My one (1) year old (ok he's 22 months so that's a bit misleading, let's just call him 2) already throws the odd tantrum It's hilarious how trivial the reasons can be though. His first ever tantrum was because my gown got snagged on a chair.
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 Fucker 2yo eats the bottom of his ice cream cones and dumps the dripping top on me. Some toddlers just want to watch the world burn.
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Did he drop it like he was dropping a mic?
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No, that'd be too easy. He specifically hands it off to me to deal with. His favourite thing when we get pizza is to pick off and eat all the pineapple. He's a monster.
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Elissimpark posted:
king poo poo
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Can confirm that that is the best way for toddlers to eat ice cream. My oldest didn't hand it over, he just got increasingly sticky while attempting the rest. He also still eats pizza starting from the crust, which has similar issues.
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school toilets autoflush. it takes apparently 2 days to completely loving wreck all efforts to make flushing a habit
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tristeham posted:king poo poo
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