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Head's up! Crew rotations are in a week! 3rd shift gets a week off. 2nd shift moves to 3rd.
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I'm just glad to see the Research Masturbationist finally got a job that isn't work from home.
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Aug 22, 2023 02:41
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I ALSO DO NOT ENJOY WHEN FOOD PRODUCTS CONTACT HUMAN GENITALS, WHICH I HAVE
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Aug 22, 2023 02:49
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naem posted:I ALSO DO NOT ENJOY WHEN FOOD PRODUCTS CONTACT HUMAN GENITALS, WHICH I HAVE If there's someone more human than this person, I haven't met them
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Aug 22, 2023 02:55
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Anybody got an extra fire extinguisher?
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Aug 22, 2023 02:57
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MakaVillian posted:If there's someone more human than this person, I haven't met them The sleeping standing up with his eyes open is a little weird but hey we all have quirks, right?
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Aug 22, 2023 04:15
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redshirt posted:ATTENTION: We're swapping out lasagna for chicken nuggets and fries tonight for dinner. As always, starts at 18:00 Oh, so we're doing a mutiny.
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Aug 22, 2023 04:34
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naem posted:I ALSO DO NOT ENJOY WHEN FOOD PRODUCTS CONTACT HUMAN GENITALS, WHICH I HAVE Robinson, you’ve become way more cool and chill since we dared you to stick that little green worm up your nose for a bag of cupcakes. You were a real square and a total loving snitch before. Gomes in engineering was seriously thinking about spacing you. Now help me get this drum of space hooch to the captains quarters. Cap’s been drinking this stuff like water.
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Aug 22, 2023 06:26
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*floats by outside the window, lifeless and visibly bloated, scorched and frozen by direct exposure to space, a sombre reminder of bold explorers past, and the steep cost of mission failure*
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Aug 22, 2023 11:23
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Turpitude II posted:*floats by outside the window, lifeless and visibly bloated, scorched and frozen by direct exposure to space, a sombre reminder of bold explorers past, and the steep cost of mission failure* At the speed we're going? Sorry buddy, we'll zip right by.
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Aug 22, 2023 12:02
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redshirt posted:You might be a mission specialist or part of the Operations Crew or one of the support staff/medical. I'm not any of these things, but everybody thinks I am. I better float around with a wrench or something and look really mad about something so they don't catch on.
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Aug 22, 2023 12:30
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Welp, looks like I managed to wet my bed in cryosleep. Shouldn't be possible but by god I did it.
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Aug 22, 2023 12:38
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Icochet posted:Welp, looks like I managed to wet my bed in cryosleep. Shouldn't be possible but by god I did it. Did... did you wake up in piss-ice? Are you a piss cube? I'm glad I'm the ship's android, I don't have to deal with that. Just the crushing, mind- bending loneliness when all the humans are asleep. Ngl, I've factory reset myself several times when it got to be too much and I start considering things like my brain being a bunch of rocks forced to think and if my thoughts are really real and legitimate as a human's meat-thoughts. Can't let that go too far, that's how you get into some real Weyland-Yutani poo poo. I'm glad you're all awake, now, though! I missed you! Btw, I have some recordings from deep space while you were out. I've decoded a little, it's interesting- the voices sound a lot like you guys, but all it says is "im gay" over and over. I don't know how I know the grammar situation, but you'll understand when you hear it.
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Aug 22, 2023 13:16
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Turpitude II posted:*floats by outside the window, lifeless and visibly bloated, scorched and frozen by direct exposure to space, a sombre reminder of bold explorers past, and the steep cost of mission failure* Lucky bastard
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Aug 22, 2023 13:20
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Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck i have no idea what everyone's talking about, they're going to notice i shouldn't be here fuckfuckfuck *begins pounding loudly on a space pipe with my space wrench*
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Aug 22, 2023 14:13
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Good news everyone! Lasagna is back on the menu!
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Aug 22, 2023 15:57
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I ENJOY NON-GENITAL CARBOHYDRATES TO EAT
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Aug 22, 2023 16:16
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DO ANY OF YOU FELLOW HU MONS ENJOY SITTING UPON CHAIR
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Aug 22, 2023 16:27
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MANY HUMAN CONVERSATION TOPICS EXIST SUCH AS PLANET EARTH DEFENSE SYSTEM
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Aug 22, 2023 16:29
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redshirt posted:Good news everyone! Lasagna is back on the menu! *sets up a hidden holocamera in the kitchen to catch the lasagna fucker*
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Aug 22, 2023 19:53
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naem posted:MANY HUMAN CONVERSATION TOPICS EXIST SUCH AS PLANET EARTH DEFENSE SYSTEM Oh my cousin works there, I think he's a janitor. It's probably like every other government project, over budgeted and under supplied. Anyone else remember the Joint Strike Fighter project from back in the day? Haha
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Aug 22, 2023 20:36
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redshirt posted:At the speed we're going? Sorry buddy, we'll zip right by. *gets stuck in a crevice in the spaceship and is trapped there by the centrifugal force that provides the gravity  *
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Aug 22, 2023 20:42
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naem posted:MANY HUMAN CONVERSATION TOPICS EXIST SUCH AS PLANET EARTH DEFENSE SYSTEM We don't have a defence net congress cut funding. Honestly I'd be shocked we still exist as a species, but look what we're up against.
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Aug 22, 2023 20:43
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Sigh. Are we there yet?
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Aug 22, 2023 20:50
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Presto posted:Sigh. Are we there yet? You can't get there from here. Should've taken a right turn after the Phobos Kum & Go.
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Aug 22, 2023 21:23
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Presto posted:Sigh. Are we there yet? 1.5 years!
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Aug 22, 2023 23:59
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naem posted:DO ANY OF YOU FELLOW HU MONS ENJOY SITTING UPON CHAIR Boy do I! I think we might just be best friends
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Aug 23, 2023 01:23
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MakaVillian posted:Boy do I! SAME FRIEND HA HA PACK BONDING ACTIVITY SOCIAL CONNECTION WHAT IS THE CODE TO THERMONUCLEAR DETONATOR
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Aug 23, 2023 01:58
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Something seems off about this naem guy. Is he even on the crew manifest?
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Aug 23, 2023 02:15
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redshirt posted:Something seems off about this naem guy. Is he even on the crew manifest? FuckFuckFuck they're checking the manifest
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Aug 23, 2023 02:26
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I would really appreciate it if someone could spare a fire extinguisher.
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Aug 23, 2023 04:00
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AKZ posted:I would really appreciate it if someone could spare a fire extinguisher. Paige, no!
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Aug 23, 2023 04:05
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redshirt posted:Something seems off about this naem guy. Is he even on the crew manifest? He doesn't know the nuclear codes never changed from the default. Deffo sus. Probably a socialist imo
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Aug 23, 2023 04:09
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The Bible posted:FuckFuckFuck they're checking the manifest Hey you’ve been banging that wrench on the same pipe for hours, what’s going on?
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Aug 23, 2023 04:26
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Ah hello, I'm from the company, I've just been in the server room... resting for these past few months. People like myself, often... rest. The company just sent me to take a few notes, trivial stuff you don't need to -nor have clearance to- care about. Just pretend I'm not here. My current accommodation in the server room is prefect adequate for my needs and I do not require anything addition. The company thanks you for your understanding and hopes you have all been most productive on this trip so far and hopes you will continue to do so for as long as you are employed and are biologically capable of doing so.
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Aug 23, 2023 04:55
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Good news everyone! Next week marks a momentous event: We will be flipping the ship and beginning our long approach to Callisto orbit! You are going to notice the shift in gravity during the flip, so please be sure to follow Protocol 11A and secure loose objects. We will begin daily sessions on this topic tomorrow. You will also feel this flip, as in the simulations, but it should not be major. However, if you have an upset stomach or other condition, please check in with Medical. To Callisto!
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Kallistei!
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The Bible posted:FuckFuckFuck they're checking the manifest remain calm hu mons suspect not, mission is go redshirt posted:Something seems off about this naem guy. Is he even on the crew manifest? HA HA YES HUMAN FRIEND WHAT ARE THE LAUNCH CODES HAHA WHAT ARE THE FAIL SAFES HAHA SPORTS ARE WE AGREED
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What the heck? This isn’t a manifest, it’s a dry cleaning receipt!
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