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Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Stereotype posted:

the farmers almanac: things will be identical to the way they've always been <---- this is okay

a witch: things will be different, and we should prepare <---- illegal, should be ashamed

a warlock: making sure things will be different so you can profit <---- the best, carry on

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
I'm now imagining warcraft 3 but instead of an RTS it's an economic management game.

Hmm. In a world before corporations and electricity could a group of wizards, sufficiently motivated by numbermancery, create a stock market for all the elves and dwarves to invest their gold nuggets in?

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

Stereotype posted:

only wizards and witches can predict the future is what i mean

:evilbuddy:

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Goa Tse-tung posted:

a warlock: making sure things will be different so you can profit <---- the best, carry on

profit is the best possible thing. nothing is more Morally Just than profit.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Stereotype posted:

profit is the best possible thing. nothing is more Morally Just than profit.

shut up and fix me my raktajino

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
come make fun of me and my bad decisions: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4040214

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
idk about wizard, witch, or warlock portfolios but certainly Druids would be in control of weather?

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

silicone thrills posted:

Good news for people who love bad news


We were dead before the ship even sank


Modest mouse really was ahead of their time.

lol check the lyrics on we missed the boat

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

silicone thrills posted:

Good news for people who love bad news


We were dead before the ship even sank


Modest mouse really was ahead of their time.

did not realize when they sang "we'll all float on" they meant it literally lol

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal
i can totally predict the future watch this

deathdeathdeathDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATH

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

i can totally predict the future watch this

deathdeathdeathDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATH

the hardest part of shorting a stock civilization is timing it right

Thorn Wishes Talon
Oct 18, 2014

by Fluffdaddy

Stereotype posted:

also to clarify, predicting that the future will be identical to today / the past is not predicting, it is just what is obvious: not a prediction. predicting means saying something different will happen. everything will always be the same, and suggesting it wont is predicting, which is a mixture of impossible and also against the will of god, who wants us to continue driving big trucks and dumping our batteries into the ocean, preferably nearby coral and manatees

thanks for the hot take

Pobrecito
Jun 16, 2020

hasta que la muerte nos separe

silicone thrills posted:

Good news for people who love bad news


We were dead before the ship even sank


Modest mouse really was ahead of their time.

ice age? heat wave? can’t complain

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
We Are Witnessing the First Stages of Civilization’s Collapse

quote:

When do we know that a civilization is on the verge of collapse? In his now almost 20-year-old classic, Diamond identified three key indicators or precursors of imminent dissolution: a persistent pattern of environmental change for the worse like long-lasting droughts; signs that existing modes of agriculture or industrial production were aggravating the crisis; and an elite failure to abandon harmful practices and adopt new means of production. At some point, a critical threshold is crossed and collapse invariably follows.

Today, it’s hard to avoid indications that all three of those thresholds are being crossed.

i know he's had his issues but jared diamond is one of the three people that got me on this doomer poo poo early on.

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble



east coast stays fuckin winning

hypoallergenic cat breed
Dec 16, 2010

Well I'm in South Louisiana in one of those dark parts of the wet bulb map. Just heard a forest fire started, can't remember that ever happening in the 30 years I've lived here. The smoke is pretty suffocating and I know it's not nearly as bad as the wildfire smoke was up north but it's jarring for sure. I've had about half my chickens die from heat stress despite my efforts to keep everything cool and ventilated.

I don't understand how some people can still deny what's happening before their own eyes but "the earth goes through natural cycles" is the resounding response from those around me. I'm just trying my best to get to the great lakes region before a mega storm wipes us out but most people seem committed to holding out even if they have the resources to move. What will bring the crack ping?

Tungsten
Aug 10, 2004

Your Working Boy

hypoallergenic cat breed posted:

Well I'm in South Louisiana in one of those dark parts of the wet bulb map. Just heard a forest fire started, can't remember that ever happening in the 30 years I've lived here. The smoke is pretty suffocating and I know it's not nearly as bad as the wildfire smoke was up north but it's jarring for sure. I've had about half my chickens die from heat stress despite my efforts to keep everything cool and ventilated.

I don't understand how some people can still deny what's happening before their own eyes but "the earth goes through natural cycles" is the resounding response from those around me. I'm just trying my best to get to the great lakes region before a mega storm wipes us out but most people seem committed to holding out even if they have the resources to move. What will bring the crack ping?

literally nothing. "the fires are caused by jewish space lasers" creates less cognitive dissonance for most people than "the industrial revolution was bad, actually" so people are just going to resort to that kind of thinking more and more

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

it's a little warm out

Erghh
Sep 24, 2007

"Let him speak!"
"things aren't that bad yet"

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


u get bonus points if you hit a manatee or a mermaid when you lob your car battery into the briny depths

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

Erghh posted:

"things aren't that bad yet"

need more EVs to fix this

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


hypoallergenic cat breed posted:

Well I'm in South Louisiana in one of those dark parts of the wet bulb map. Just heard a forest fire started, can't remember that ever happening in the 30 years I've lived here. The smoke is pretty suffocating and I know it's not nearly as bad as the wildfire smoke was up north but it's jarring for sure. I've had about half my chickens die from heat stress despite my efforts to keep everything cool and ventilated.

I don't understand how some people can still deny what's happening before their own eyes but "the earth goes through natural cycles" is the resounding response from those around me. I'm just trying my best to get to the great lakes region before a mega storm wipes us out but most people seem committed to holding out even if they have the resources to move. What will bring the crack ping?

look if it were really bad someone would have done something about it

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Goa Tse-tung posted:

a warlock: making sure things will be different so you can profit <---- the best, carry on

this is a good point… different is great if it means I make money!

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Dec 22, 2022

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Tatsuta Age posted:

east coast stays fuckin winning

it's lovely out right now

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Tungsten posted:

literally nothing. "the fires are caused by jewish space lasers" creates less cognitive dissonance for most people than "the industrial revolution was bad, actually" so people are just going to resort to that kind of thinking more and more

pretty much

a good chunk of people have made "triggering the libs" and hating "hippies" and "socialists" a load-bearing pillar of their identity. those same people also have "never ever admit you were wrong as it shows weakness" as a core value, a chronic case of incuriosity or outright hostility towards intellectual pursuits, all this with a side serving of "gently caress you got mine". then add to that a singular focus on consumerism as both a god-given right and their main tool for expressing themselves, and you get people for whom the very idea that climate change is real is a direct personal attack

a lush area where they've lived all their life turning to a barren desert with dry riverbeds over the course of five years wouldn't make them change their mind. a fluke, a part of a cycle, a weather machine, "it's always been like this"; all of those are preferable explanations, because what's important is that you weren't wrong

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Erghh posted:

"things aren't that bad yet"



hypoallergenic cat breed posted:

Well I'm in South Louisiana in one of those dark parts of the wet bulb map. Just heard a forest fire started, can't remember that ever happening in the 30 years I've lived here. The smoke is pretty suffocating and I know it's not nearly as bad as the wildfire smoke was up north but it's jarring for sure. I've had about half my chickens die from heat stress despite my efforts to keep everything cool and ventilated.

I don't understand how some people can still deny what's happening before their own eyes but "the earth goes through natural cycles" is the resounding response from those around me. I'm just trying my best to get to the great lakes region before a mega storm wipes us out but most people seem committed to holding out even if they have the resources to move. What will bring the crack ping?

please stay safe and eventually get outta there :(

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Cold on a Cob posted:

We Are Witnessing the First Stages of Civilization’s Collapse

i know he's had his issues but jared diamond is one of the three people that got me on this doomer poo poo early on.

quote:

Aside from its unprecedented scale, there are aspects of this year’s fire season that suggest a more profound threat to society. To begin with, in fire terms—or more accurately, in climate-change terms—Canada has clearly lost control of its hinterland. As political scientists have long suggested, the very essence of the modern nation-state, its core raison d’être, is maintaining control over its sovereign territory and protecting its citizens. A country unable to do so, like Sudan or Somalia, has long been considered a “failed state.”

By now, Canada has abandoned any hope of controlling a significant percentage of the fires raging in remote areas of the country and is simply allowing them to burn themselves out. Such areas are relatively unpopulated, but they do house numerous indigenous communities whose lands have been destroyed and who have been forced to flee, perhaps permanently. Were this a one-time event, you could certainly say that Canada still remains an intact, functioning society. But given the likelihood that the number and extent of wildfires will only increase in the years ahead as temperatures continue to rise, Canada—hard as it might be to believe—can be said to be on the verge of becoming a failed state.

:hmmyes:

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



blatman posted:

u get bonus points if you hit a manatee or a mermaid when you lob your car battery into the briny depths

jealous, all ive got is freshwater and hitting the crawdads with 9-volts is way less fun than that sounds

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



Mola Yam posted:

really seems like a lot of things just broke this year, huh

not worried though, i'm sure someone will let me know if i need to do something

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021

Canada (and the USA) never gave a poo poo about protecting the rights of its indigenous populations in the first place, so while that analysis is correct in that it makes Canada a failed state, I fear few will care.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


tbf he was saying he wasnt able to turn back the tide

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SixteenShells posted:

Canada (and the USA) never gave a poo poo about protecting the rights of its indigenous populations in the first place, so while that analysis is correct in that it makes Canada a failed state, I fear few will care.

patently false; in canada they absolutely have the right to remain silent, and they are strongly encouraged to do so

How!
Oct 29, 2009

hypoallergenic cat breed posted:

Well I'm in South Louisiana in one of those dark parts of the wet bulb map. Just heard a forest fire started, can't remember that ever happening in the 30 years I've lived here. The smoke is pretty suffocating and I know it's not nearly as bad as the wildfire smoke was up north but it's jarring for sure. I've had about half my chickens die from heat stress despite my efforts to keep everything cool and ventilated.

I don't understand how some people can still deny what's happening before their own eyes but "the earth goes through natural cycles" is the resounding response from those around me. I'm just trying my best to get to the great lakes region before a mega storm wipes us out but most people seem committed to holding out even if they have the resources to move. What will bring the crack ping?

West MS for me- I just hear nothing or “Biloxi was 107 one time in 1930.”

We gonna die 🤣

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Tatsuta Age posted:

coast stays fuckin winning

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

how’s the weather today, north hemisphere people?

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

toggle posted:

how’s the weather today, north hemisphere people?

In the UK it's pretty mild if not a bit muggy, poo poo really not exciting at all

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

computer show me where we grow food

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

hypoallergenic cat breed posted:

I'm just trying my best to get to the great lakes region before a mega storm wipes us out but most people seem committed to holding out even if they have the resources to move. What will bring the crack ping?

If you have been in Louisiana for 30 years you will want to think long and hard about moving but if after that long and hard thought you decide it's the way to go, then do it now before the next big mega storm.

All of us need to be where we are part of a community and have laid down roots. When things get really bad you are better off having a support system in a less ideal place than being a stranger in a new place, even if it's better on paper. If you're living in a low lying area prone to flooding then move NOW but you can stay local for that. If you have connections to the great lakes region, then start looking for jobs and apartments now. If you don't have connections now, you can still move but do it sooner rather than later and then concentrate on finding your community there.

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hypoallergenic cat breed
Dec 16, 2010

Zeta Taskforce posted:

If you have been in Louisiana for 30 years you will want to think long and hard about moving but if after that long and hard thought you decide it's the way to go, then do it now before the next big mega storm.

All of us need to be where we are part of a community and have laid down roots. When things get really bad you are better off having a support system in a less ideal place than being a stranger in a new place, even if it's better on paper. If you're living in a low lying area prone to flooding then move NOW but you can stay local for that. If you have connections to the great lakes region, then start looking for jobs and apartments now. If you don't have connections now, you can still move but do it sooner rather than later and then concentrate on finding your community there.

I'm finishing up my degree in the medical field first, about a year left on that and then I'll be able to get a job elsewhere. The area I'm in is pretty much sea level, my parents live nearby and have had their house destroyed twice now. The ocean isn't far and Louisiana has a big problem with erosion, sea level rise, flooding, saltwater infiltrating what was previously freshwater, and the oppressive combo of heat and humidity. I honestly cannot see a way I can stay for another 10-20 years, with age comes additional health issues that make it more difficult to survive those extremes. Community is important, I agree, but there will come a time when we need to cede land to the ocean and my familys land will certainly be among the first to go.

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