(Thread IKs:
TheSwizzler, STING 64)
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Aug 23, 2023 15:53
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Subjunctive posted:I had some family stuff last night, someone hit me with an amusing and evocative summary of events, or at least my match! you beat up danaru and the women's tag match lasted twelve million years and then a wcw wrestler murdered ARGHPLEASENONONO also other matches happened
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Aug 23, 2023 16:07
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Subjunctive posted:I had some family stuff last night, someone hit me with an amusing and evocative summary of events, or at least my match! you murdered Danaru. It wasn't even a match, it was just a slaughter.
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Aug 23, 2023 16:08
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Subjunctive posted:I had some family stuff last night, someone hit me with an amusing and evocative summary of events, or at least my match! I’m the champion of the world ----------------
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Aug 23, 2023 16:18
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TheSwizzler posted:you murdered Danaru. It wasn't even a match, it was just a slaughter. Well then! I hope Danaru is OK, don’t want to lose a fellow wrestler to spinal relocation or pelvic-cranial fusion or anything like that.
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Aug 23, 2023 16:33
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My message to haha what. This isn't over. Let's settle our long rivalry. https://voca.ro/15zDj5Q728TZ
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Aug 23, 2023 17:33
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cant believe this guy tried to run away Namtab posted:My message to haha what. This isn't over. Let's settle our long rivalry. lol ----------------
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Aug 23, 2023 17:58
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Megamissen posted:
It's in the record books. Your reign is fraudulent and you will always bear the shame of this asterisk.
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Aug 23, 2023 18:29
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Tuesday Titan PYF Belt
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you know what else is in the record books?quote:That DICK! wins seems to be the most important part, really. 
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Aug 23, 2023 19:30
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when That DICK! is involved only the middle rope counts
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Aug 23, 2023 19:31
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Jeremor posted:Thank you for this press conference, I appreciate you. I just want to say a few things before any of yall's questions. First, all glory to football God, may his light touch every field. Secondly, now that we have finally gotten that first W, it's time to turn this season around and start playing up to this team's potential. We had to make some changes in practice, cause you practice like you play and you play like you practice, like Coach always say. We weren't giving 110% out there. go cocks
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Aug 23, 2023 20:36
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Subjunctive posted:I had some family stuff last night, someone hit me with an amusing and evocative summary of events, or at least my match! Harold was cleared by medical.
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Aug 23, 2023 21:00
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I stood toe to toe with a freak among weirdos and am proud to say I held my own. I even made eye contact with one or two of her faces without dying instantly. But unfortunately she proved to be the better wrestler. Here’s to W.T. Fits taking the rest of the tournament so we all have to look at her more.
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Aug 23, 2023 22:37
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134569908936654990/1144026710661148692/ultimate_namtap_small.mp4 since not everyone is in the discord i will share this here aswell
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Aug 23, 2023 22:56
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Megamissen posted:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134569908936654990/1144026710661148692/ultimate_namtap_small.mp4 hearty lmao
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Aug 23, 2023 22:58
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Megamissen posted:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134569908936654990/1144026710661148692/ultimate_namtap_small.mp4 lmfao ----------------
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Aug 23, 2023 23:04
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Megamissen posted:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134569908936654990/1144026710661148692/ultimate_namtap_small.mp4 I love fake fake wrestling.
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Aug 23, 2023 23:05
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Megamissen posted:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134569908936654990/1144026710661148692/ultimate_namtap_small.mp4
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Aug 23, 2023 23:05
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Megamissen posted:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134569908936654990/1144026710661148692/ultimate_namtap_small.mp4 lmao
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Aug 23, 2023 23:08
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I didnt listen past the fifteen seconds your voice was heard but based off that I'm going to assume you're a goddamn sucka who has no place in the ring with me and you'll godddamn learn that the hard way I guess. Is there a way so Snooze can come out in their hat too for an Ultimate Hat Off or do they come down with the crystal?
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Aug 23, 2023 23:12
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Shions of Qud
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Omg if I lose do I have to change my av? Not that that would happen
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Aug 23, 2023 23:14
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Megamissen posted:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134569908936654990/1144026710661148692/ultimate_namtap_small.mp4 Let's get this poo poo on the Titantron.
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Aug 23, 2023 23:18
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hey what happens to the deathmatch guests like the money goon and glacier after they do their job of killing a roster member? they just go and gently caress off never to be seen again?
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Aug 23, 2023 23:50
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Megamissen posted:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134569908936654990/1144026710661148692/ultimate_namtap_small.mp4 lmao
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Aug 24, 2023 00:01
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KungFu Grip posted:hey what happens to the deathmatch guests like the money goon and glacier after they do their job of killing a roster member? they just go and gently caress off never to be seen again? I wanna keep the guest killers fresh so I'll be sending them back off to the internet afterwards
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Aug 24, 2023 00:02
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CubicalSucrose posted:I love fake fake wrestling.  One day I will win a match. One day... e: I think my CAW needs to go back to wrestling school and have it drilled into his head that taunting is not winning. Furnaceface fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Aug 24, 2023 |
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Aug 24, 2023 00:20
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TheSwizzler posted:I do hope you bring the same flair to SAW that you bring to your hit youtube show Im an evil unhygienic urologist, my name is Poopsen P. McDinglehopper, the P stands for Phartz. My manager is an incontinent ghost, his name is Spooky Dookie X JAKK fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Aug 24, 2023 |
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Aug 24, 2023 01:39
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ghosthorse posted:I stood toe to toe with a freak among weirdos and am proud to say I held my own. I even made eye contact with one or two of her faces without dying instantly. But unfortunately she proved to be the better wrestler. Here’s to W.T. Fits taking the rest of the tournament so we all have to look at her more. Nothing but respect for you, ghosthorse. There were plenty of cowards trying to speedrun my elimination early on last night, but none of them had what it took to go the distance. You toughed it out all the way to the end and gave me a hell of a fight to close out the match. As for my next opponent, I've got a sneak peek at what you can look forward to at tomorrow night's Neon as the SAW Women's Eliminator Tournament continues:  I'm coming for you, Leraika. Let's play.
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Aug 24, 2023 02:00
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Jeremor posted:Thank you for this press conference, I appreciate you. I just want to say a few things before any of yall's questions. First, all glory to football God, may his light touch every field. Secondly, now that we have finally gotten that first W, it's time to turn this season around and start playing up to this team's potential. We had to make some changes in practice, cause you practice like you play and you play like you practice, like Coach always say. We weren't giving 110% out there.  go hawgs.
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Aug 24, 2023 02:28
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W.T. Fits posted:Nothing but respect for you, ghosthorse. There were plenty of cowards trying to speedrun my elimination early on last night, but none of them had what it took to go the distance. You toughed it out all the way to the end and gave me a hell of a fight to close out the match. I'm not loving scared of you!!!!
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Aug 24, 2023 02:45
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Leraika posted:I'm not loving scared of you!!!! Good. 
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Aug 24, 2023 03:56
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Megamissen posted:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134569908936654990/1144026710661148692/ultimate_namtap_small.mp4 lmao
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Aug 24, 2023 05:23
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Megamissen posted:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134569908936654990/1144026710661148692/ultimate_namtap_small.mp4 lmao
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Aug 24, 2023 06:38
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TheSwizzler posted:Crystal vs Hat Snooze Cruise posted:Not only are we better wrestlers than you, but I also have magical gems that I can use to curse you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm1A8rIQjVc
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Aug 24, 2023 14:47
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i wrote a promo where creative told me i have to do a rap gimmick this week but i don't feel up to recording it today, got some brainstuff going on, but here is the text --- paper crinkle, no wrestle voice well, here goes wrestle voice well let me tell you ‘bout kung fu grip he has no style and he has no drip all he does is throw dudes out of the ring that’s nothing compared to the pain i bring! i am the pumpkiller! I’m eighty feet tall! from D.C. to tokyo I’ve conquered them all! the fans love biosterous and byob not this dull knucklehead repping Fake PSP they snooze when you enter, but they won’t be bored when i get to the ring, and you’re gored by the gourd to someone far from mic, no wrestle voice (is that long enough? yeah? great) --- i think i hit the right level of "wrestler is not a rapper but has to do a rap anyway and he hopes the gimmick crashes hard so he doesn't have to do it again next week"
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Aug 24, 2023 15:51
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great promo
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Aug 24, 2023 15:54
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsCa70tVKMU
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Aug 24, 2023 15:58
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Ministry of Darkness is back and better than ever
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Aug 24, 2023 15:58
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love it...
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Aug 24, 2023 16:03
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the hehehehehe at the end lol
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Aug 24, 2023 16:14
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