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What is the most powerful flying bug?
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🦋 15 3.71%
🦇 115 28.47%
🪰 12 2.97%
🐦 67 16.58%
dragonfly 94 23.27%
🦟 14 3.47%
🐝 87 21.53%
Total: 404 votes
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VoicesCanBe
Jul 1, 2023

"Cóż, wygląda na to, że zostaliśmy łaskawie oszczędzeni trudu decydowania o własnym losie. Jakże uprzejme z ich strony, że przearanżowali Europę bez kłopotu naszego zdania!"
Is Wagner marching on Moscow yet

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
https://twitter.com/JurgenPanzer1/status/1694439026906775785

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

VoicesCanBe posted:

I really hope Prigo realized in his final moments that he'd been had. That would make this funnier.

Granted not as funny as the "surprise I'm still alive" timeline.

sort of an aside but this is exactly the scenario “it spun in. there were no survivors” described. it would’ve been understood by much of the MASH audience that would’ve been in or had family in the service some time in WWII/Korea to be a uniquely horrifying fate

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

im still bullish on prigozhin being a sacha baron cohen character

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

lumpentroll posted:

lukashenko put em all on the plane imo

a sublime artist he is!

fizzy
Dec 2, 2022

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bad news for Russia - Ukraine has convinced a Russia military pilot to defect with his helicopter to Ukraine


https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/aug/23/russian-military-pilot-reportedly-defects-to-ukraine-with-helicopter

Russian military pilot reportedly defects to Ukraine with helicopter
Emma Graham-Harrison in Kyiv and Pjotr Sauer
Wed 23 Aug 2023 17.13 BST

A Russian military helicopter has landed in Ukraine, reportedly after the pilot was convinced to defect in a six-month intelligence operation.

A Russian military blogger said a helicopter had crossed the border with three people on board “a couple of weeks ago”, but claimed the aircraft had lost its way.

The twin-engine Mi-8 AMTSh was on a flight between two airbases, transporting parts for Su-27 and Su-30 fighter jets, Ukrainska Pravda newspaper reported, citing defence intelligence sources.

The pilot’s family had already been moved to Ukraine as part of the defection operation and he would join them, it said. Both crew members were killed, the Russian blogger and Ukrainian reports said.

A spokesperson for Ukraine’s military intelligence appeared to confirm that the aircraft had landed in Ukraine, but in line with government reticence about intelligence operations, did not give any details.

“There will be official information. We need to wait a little bit – we are working on it, including with the crew,” said Andriy Yusov told state television.

The news about a possible pilot defection came days after a drone attack destroyed a supersonic Russian bomber on an airfield hundreds of kilometres from Ukraine.

Russia’s airforce has been among the most destructive parts of its war machine, even though it has not been able to take control of the skies over Ukraine.

Russian jets and helicopters launch missiles and unguided bombs at civilian targets, and the support they provide to frontline troops has made it harder for Ukrainian forces mounting a counteroffensive to push through Russian defences.

Since the start of the war, Ukraine has pressed western allies to provide better air defences and aircraft to protect the country. That campaign culminated in a pledge of dozens of F-16 fighter jets from Denmark and the Netherlands earlier this week.

The planes will be handed over in tranches after pilot training has been satisfactorily completed, but because the new crews have to improve their English before learning to fly and maintain the jets, that will not happen until well into next year.

Ukraine’s small air force is currently made up of Soviet-standard planes that can run only a dozen or so low-risk combat missions a day because they are outnumbered by their Russian equivalents.

Although Moscow uses its own jets relatively conservatively in frontline areas, the size of its air force means it poses a far greater threat.

In the context of Russia’s large fleet, the defection of a highly trained pilot – after a successful Ukrainian intelligence mission – would be a more significant military blow than the loss of a single helicopter through crew error.

The cross-border flight was presented as an accident by Russian blogger Fighterbomber, who runs a Telegram channel with close links to Russia’s air force.

“The crew, for some reason, lost their bearings and crossed the border,” he said, confirming that the image circulating in Ukrainian media was that of the missing Mi-8.

“Realising where they landed, they made an attempt to take off, but were shot while the helicopter was on the ground. Presumably, two board members died and the commander was taken hostage.”

In a follow-up post, he dismissed claims the pilot’s family was in Ukraine, claiming to be in contact with relatives of all crew members.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

R. Mute posted:

prigozhin casually flying on a jet to moscow really underlines the fact that literally everyone involved in this war is profoundly stupid.

why was he even going back to Moscow?

fizzy
Dec 2, 2022

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Good new for Ukraine - Ukrainian forces have raised the national flag in the settlement of Robotyne in the southern Zaporizhzhia region


https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/ukraine-forces-raise-national-flag-robotyne-zaporizhzhia-region-2023-08-23/

Ukraine forces raise national flag in Robotyne in Zaporizhzhia region
Reuters
August 24, 20233:03 AM GMT+8
Updated 7 hours ago

Aug 23 (Reuters) - Ukrainian forces have raised the national flag in the settlement of Robotyne in the southern Zaporizhzhia region, Kyiv's military said on Wednesday, though it was not clear whether the entire community had been liberated from Russian forces.

"A historic day! Soldiers of the 47th Separate Mechanised Brigade set up the flag of Ukraine in the village of Robotyne, in one of the hottest destinations – Melitopol," the brigade said in a post on its Telegram channel.

In a video published by General Valeriy Zaluzhnyi, commander-in-chief of Ukraine's armed forces, the Ukrainian flag is seen on a roof of a badly damaged building surrounded by burnt trees.

"A blue and yellow flag signed by the commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine was raised on the school destroyed by the Russian invaders on the National Flag Day!" the 47th Brigade said.

Reuters was able to confirm the location from the road’s layout and buildings' structure seen in the video which matched satellite and file imagery of the area. Reuters was not able to separately verify the date when the video was filmed.

Kyiv seeks to recapture the strategic southern city of Melitopol as part of its counter-offensive against Russia's full-scale 2022 invasion.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

fizzy posted:

Good new for Ukraine - Ukrainian forces have raised the national flag in the settlement of Robotyne in the southern Zaporizhzhia region


https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/ukraine-forces-raise-national-flag-robotyne-zaporizhzhia-region-2023-08-23/

Ukraine forces raise national flag in Robotyne in Zaporizhzhia region
Reuters
August 24, 20233:03 AM GMT+8
Updated 7 hours ago

Aug 23 (Reuters) - Ukrainian forces have raised the national flag in the settlement of Robotyne in the southern Zaporizhzhia region, Kyiv's military said on Wednesday, though it was not clear whether the entire community had been liberated from Russian forces.

"A historic day! Soldiers of the 47th Separate Mechanised Brigade set up the flag of Ukraine in the village of Robotyne, in one of the hottest destinations – Melitopol," the brigade said in a post on its Telegram channel.

In a video published by General Valeriy Zaluzhnyi, commander-in-chief of Ukraine's armed forces, the Ukrainian flag is seen on a roof of a badly damaged building surrounded by burnt trees.

"A blue and yellow flag signed by the commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine was raised on the school destroyed by the Russian invaders on the National Flag Day!" the 47th Brigade said.

Reuters was able to confirm the location from the road’s layout and buildings' structure seen in the video which matched satellite and file imagery of the area. Reuters was not able to separately verify the date when the video was filmed.

Kyiv seeks to recapture the strategic southern city of Melitopol as part of its counter-offensive against Russia's full-scale 2022 invasion.

Literally a couple of houses and the main location in Google maps is the cemetery.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Good new

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

BadOptics posted:

Literally a couple of houses and the main location in Google maps is the cemetery.

i can see why it was critical to capture, these are critical components of ukraines war effort

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

So an independent military tried to stage a coup, but Putin just said, "No you aren't. Get out of the country now" and they did. And then like a month later he just publicly blew up the guy who led the coup. I feel like the plan for anti-Putin forces in Russia to oust Putin has now been firmly discredited. I wonder what NATO is going to aim for now.

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


like, wtf. why the hell go back. what guarantee he had that he would be totally fine, lmao

BearsBearsBears
Aug 4, 2022

dead gay comedy forums posted:

like, wtf. why the hell go back. what guarantee he had that he would be totally fine, lmao

I'm also curious about the guys that decided to get in the same plane as him. What were they thinking?

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

they legit thought water under the bridge its fine

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

putin cant remember that far back its fin-

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


dead gay comedy forums posted:

like, wtf. why the hell go back. what guarantee he had that he would be totally fine, lmao

razorscooter posted:

they won’t blow him up a week from now. they pinky swore.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

dead gay comedy forums posted:

like, wtf. why the hell go back. what guarantee he had that he would be totally fine, lmao

So what is he going to do about it, write a letter?

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Danann
Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/snekotron/status/1694421682591564226

posthumous welcome to the resistance

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
How long before the USA government n' friends realise they can just shoot down private jets of domestic political opponents then dare anyone to do anything about it.

Everyone gets a drone strike. It's like the Hydra wins outcome from that avenger movie.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

joe biden is not that cool

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
if Joe did it would be accidentally.

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

DancingShade posted:

How long before the USA government n' friends realise they can just shoot down private jets of domestic political opponents then dare anyone to do anything about it.

Everyone gets a drone strike. It's like the Hydra wins outcome from that avenger movie.

the us got into shooting down jets of domestic political rivals in... *checks calendar* september 1, 1983

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Armoured Core 6: Fires of Robotyne

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

DancingShade posted:

How long before the USA government n' friends realise they can just shoot down private jets of domestic political opponents then dare anyone to do anything about it.

No domestic adversary to the system is in a position to own such a plane due to the way the system is designed; those that do reinforce the political system and it in turn reinforces them

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

mfw no more hotdogs

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


he used to be a caterer but he served himself up as a dish for putin. how ironic

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

DancingShade posted:

How long before the USA government n' friends realise they can just shoot down private jets of domestic political opponents then dare anyone to do anything about it.

Everyone gets a drone strike. It's like the Hydra wins outcome from that avenger movie.

Probably shortly after airplanes became a thing lol. Paul Wellstone comes to mind

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Spergin Morlock posted:

Probably shortly after airplanes became a thing lol. Paul Wellstone comes to mind

That was a propeller plane though. Never ever get into one of those lol

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

DancingShade posted:

How long before the USA government n' friends realise they can just shoot down private jets of domestic political opponents then dare anyone to do anything about it.

Everyone gets a drone strike. It's like the Hydra wins outcome from that avenger movie.

Obama killed a US citizen in the drone assassination campaign under the 9/11 AUMF, which iirc has no geographic limitations.

Good thing Bush joined #theresistance because that would be an extremely awful law to have on the books. Good thing Obama is a world historic moral leader or that would be an extremely dangerous precedent.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Dokapon Findom posted:

That was a propeller plane though. Never ever get into one of those lol

If I could live any fantasy life of my choice it would be to have a 4 prop flying boat, with piston engines specifically, for my house and just roam around the world chasing an infinite summer

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


the cia blew up un secretary Dag Hammarskjöld in 61

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

There’s that defence contractor trying to get a new PBY funded for whatever reason.

That shouldn’t be a surprise because the company that decided to make a modern BAR is apparently doing pretty well.

The MIC falling into nostalgia related branding would be v funny ngl

Engorged Pedipalps
Apr 21, 2023

I was pretty convinced for a while there that the whole coup thing was an op but I guess it was real and I guess a mutiny during a war earns you more than a car bomb

really sucks for everyone else on that flight

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Engorged Pedipalps posted:

really sucks for everyone else on that flight

utkin being there too is hella funny

even in death, prigozhin delivered. the content is good. the heart of a poster!

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

DancingShade posted:

How long before the USA government n' friends realise they can just shoot down private jets of domestic political opponents then dare anyone to do anything about it.

Everyone gets a drone strike. It's like the Hydra wins outcome from that avenger movie.

America has been the world leader in weaponized airplanes from the get-go. KLA 007, Cubana Flight 455, Iran Air 655 and Ukraine International 752, TWA Flight 800

The list is so goddamn long

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Delta-Wye posted:

utkin being there too is hella funny

even in death, prigozhin delivered. the content is good. the heart of a poster!

is Wagner group like vampires? if you kill original Wagner do they all turn to dust?

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
russian politics rule because its like watching how palace politics actually operated 600 years ago today with less subtlety

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Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

Yah, I respect the transparency.

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