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My experience is universal and I won’t be hearing otherwise.
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 09:11 |
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AITB for asking her why she won’t sleep with me?quote:I’ve been in love with this girl, Gen, for as long as I remember. We were childhood friends and hung out often, and I even went to the same college as her because I liked her that much. AITA for telling my girlfriend she’s overreacting? quote:I (25M) and my girlfriend Allie (21F) have been together for a little over a year. I love her to death but she has these little habits that drive me insane. We just moved in together at the start of Aug
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 09:12 |
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Evil Willow posted:AITB for asking her why she won’t sleep with me? lol there are so many copies of this exact dude just walking around out there Evil Willow posted:AITA for telling my girlfriend she’s overreacting? cleaning as you go is part of cooking. i bet this guy leaves an unholy mess behind
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 09:17 |
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Two chicken burgers in two days? Eating cereal out of the box? This guy better not ever move in with an autistic woman, he'll have an aneurysm within a week.
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 09:22 |
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Evil Willow posted:AITB for asking her why she won’t sleep with me? Don’t worry, I wasn’t possessive of this person with whom I wasn’t in a relationship.
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 09:24 |
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Evil Willow posted:AITB for asking her why she won’t sleep with me? there's so much desperation dripping from this post that i think i'm going to have to clean my monitor Evil Willow posted:AITA for telling my girlfriend she’s overreacting? quote:I decided the dishes are her job can't imagine why she says you're controlling, dude
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 09:25 |
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I’m trying to think of a situation where it’s appropriate to physically take food out of your partner’s hand while they’re eating it. I guess if it was poisoned.
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 09:28 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I’m trying to think of a situation where it’s appropriate to physically take food out of your partner’s hand while they’re eating it. I guess if it was poisoned. It was the last piece of naan
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 09:30 |
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In that case I’m taking their hand, too.
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 09:34 |
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Biplane posted:It was the last piece of naan if it's the last piece of naan you don't take it out of their hands, you take it off their corpse
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 09:44 |
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Very fair
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 09:48 |
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oh gross, friendzone tries to defend himself in the comments:quote:You are asking if you were wrong to tell her that loving her would have been more important to you than over a decade of friendship. OP posted:Can you at least try to imagine it from my side? If there was someone you thought was beautiful, hot, sexy, and funny, adorable, amazing, and you got the opportunity to sleep with them, you would be saying yes no matter the consequences. She was my biggest crush. I didn’t think it through, but anyone would have reacted the same way as me. you know, i really don't think anyone would have reacted the same way
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 09:54 |
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Yes, we can blame you. In fact, this is me, blaming you.
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 09:58 |
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As they say, the only thing worse than the frienzone is being led on for years by some dishonest amd manipulative shitbag you thought was a genuine friend only to find out he was merely biding his time for his turn to have sex with you.
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 10:07 |
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could you imagine how pathetic it would be to actually sleep with someone like that? like, there's no way you could ever respect them again. even if homeboy had somehow got his 30 seconds in the sun, it wouldn't have turned out well for him
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 10:16 |
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death to nice guys
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 10:21 |
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I was gonna say he needs to watch the Barbie movie, but I realized there's no way someone like him would get the message
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 10:39 |
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Foo Diddley posted:oh gross, friendzone tries to defend himself in the comments: He doesn't even understand what he was saying. "and you got the opportunity to sleep with them", there was no opportunity because she's not into him and she thought they were friends while he thought since she had slept with other people she could just as well sleep with him.
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 11:53 |
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He doesn't understand she has tastes and desires all her own, he pictures her more like an energiser bunny who fucks - so if you happen to be in her orbit when she is in the mood for loving then she will land on you I hope she blocks him on everything and never speaks to him again
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 11:58 |
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Evil Willow posted:AITB for asking her why she won’t sleep with me? aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 12:03 |
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On the plus side, the comments taught me the term "fuckzoned" to counter friendzoned. I'll get mileage outta that one.
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 12:11 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for demanding that my neighbour pay for new furniture and a washing machine? Asbestos removal is expensive and a pain in the butt, if it's contained (or appears to be) and you don't know that much about it I can see why you'd not get around to dealing with it. You'd have to consult with an actual expert but if there's genuinely asbestos fibres been being spread about the house for five years, it's gonna be in loving everything and it should all be stripped out. I hope they've got really solid home insurance that covers acts of shithead children, because that's gonna be loving expensive but you can't really sell a house full of asbestos and you don't want to keep living in it, so...
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 12:21 |
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Mx. posted:death to nice guys
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 12:45 |
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The what
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 12:47 |
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The thing I don't get about the nice guy is that it's demonstrably easier to land a one night stand, hook up or what have you than develop a 12-year friendship. I'd be doing everything I could not to blow that up. I've never really been obsessed like that though.... Sounds like a hell of a drug.
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 12:50 |
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DeeplyConcerned posted:The thing I don't get about the nice guy is that it's demonstrably easier to land a one night stand, hook up or what have you than develop a 12-year friendship. I'd be doing everything I could not to blow that up. I've never really been obsessed like that though.... Sounds like a hell of a drug. they were never friends. she thought he was a friend, he was just waiting for his turn
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 12:53 |
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Biplane posted:The what pentyne posted:My (22f) fiance (25m) want his father to check my hymen tomorrow night before I get married.
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 12:57 |
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What in the world noooooo
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 13:04 |
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quote:so his dad can check me while him, his brothers and uncle can watch so that they know I am still 'pure'. It's going to really hurt these guys feelings when their 'blood line' dies out and I'm really glad for it
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 13:05 |
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Biplane posted:The what The Hymen Checker is now officially the name of my grindcore band, thanks folks.
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All right I've got to stop reading this thread before breakfast
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DeeplyConcerned posted:The thing I don't get about the nice guy is that it's demonstrably easier to land a one night stand, hook up or what have you than develop a 12-year friendship. I'd be doing everything I could not to blow that up. I've never really been obsessed like that though.... Sounds like a hell of a drug. Sunk cost fallacy, you think if you hang in there long enough you'll get what you 'earned' with all your friendship points.
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 13:26 |
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ApplesandOranges posted:Sunk cost fallacy, you think if you hang in there long enough you'll get what you 'earned' with all your friendship points. Or a punch card. After sitting and comforting her through 9 breakups, the tenth sex is yours! Oh hymen poo poo. I remember as a kid getting sex Ed and being told about the hymen, and that was very upset to learn that dudes didn't have a way to proof virginity. My thought was that a freckle of another skin color should appear on their dick, so it's a very least you could count over how many partners they had. Keep in mind masturbation had never been discussed. In other creepy news, I remember once playing with a pokémon Go guy, and after I reread his trainer name, I decided never to raid or hang around with him again. He looked pretty much like what you would expect. His game trainer name was HiManLover.
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 13:38 |
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hey, is this the line for the fuckzone? just checking before i set up my tent
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 13:39 |
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Catching up to this thread because I busy writing a Python script to find the optimal type of bread for an Indian meal. Can't get it to work, the only output I get is NaN.
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 13:49 |
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DeeplyConcerned posted:The thing I don't get about the nice guy is that it's demonstrably easier to land a one night stand, hook up or what have you than develop a 12-year friendship. I'd be doing everything I could not to blow that up. I've never really been obsessed like that though.... Sounds like a hell of a drug. i wish we could beam this post into the brains of everyone who's ever unironically posted on an incel forum
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 14:00 |
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blatman posted:i wish we could beam this post into the brains of everyone who's ever unironically posted on an incel forum I wish we could beam a boot into their rear end instead
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 14:10 |
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PancakeTransmission posted:Well yes obviously, but I meant as compared to someone who is hanging with 17 year Olds while being 19. I dunno about you folks but when I was in high school, it was very rare for people to have friends in other grades as you'd never really interact with them outside of lunch. Most extracurriculars force the grades together. Band, orchestra, choir, sports teams, any clubs, and so on all have kids interacting with other grade levels on the regular and thus forming cliques outside their grade level. It's pretty obvious they weren't OPs friends no matter how much he thought it, though.
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 14:17 |
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:I was gonna say he needs to watch the Barbie movie, but I realized there's no way someone like him would get the message No, he might reach a sense of peace within himself and bring a new attitude of serene self-confidence to his manipulative shitbaggery
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Pirate Radar posted:No, he might reach a sense of peace within himself and bring a new attitude of serene self-confidence to his manipulative shitbaggery
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