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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
I think the smoky notes in the whisky would pair nicely with the wiener garnish

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Do they actually make dick shaped straws? I'm talking proper girthy and solid ones, built for use over decades.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


By popular demand posted:

Do they actually make dick shaped straws? I'm talking proper girthy and solid ones, built for use over decades.

Username/Post ?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


:nomnom:

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

By popular demand posted:

Do they actually make dick shaped straws? I'm talking proper girthy and solid ones, built for use over decades.

I think you are better off looking for a dildo with straw function at your favourite dick store. I have seen some around, but they looked like they were of inferior quality.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

By popular demand posted:

Do they actually make dick shaped straws? I'm talking proper girthy and solid ones, built for use over decades.

yes
Many a Bachelorette party has made this real

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Those are the cheap little plastic novelty ones, OP is looking for something they can pass down to their grandkids.

Just get one of those weird ejaculating dildos and remove the 10 gallon fake jizz reservoir, job done.

tehslime
Jun 19, 2023

Catastrophe posted:

"flour tortilla taco boats"

"nacho cheese"


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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

I went looking for some durable, heirloom quality dick straws, found this instead.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Urethral Sound is the name of my dickwave/dark ambient project. soundcloud link in bio!

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Touch of Fur?!

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
https://twitter.com/BuckyIsotope/status/1694567446899003463

also, I just have to ask this: Do people there not understand how cameras operate on a basic level or are these people so blindingly white that photography can't deal with it?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
What? It's a mugshot not a glam shoot.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


History Comes Inside! posted:

Those are the cheap little plastic novelty ones, OP is looking for something they can pass down to their grandkids.

Just get one of those weird ejaculating dildos and remove the 10 gallon fake jizz reservoir, job done.

I love how these forums always find a solution, provided the question has to do with dicks.

E:^^^^ Oh poo poo this dude needs to get shown The Real Black Flag Experience. If he still doesn't get it go for the G.G. Allin Experience.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

dr_rat posted:

Not to hard though, don't want to inhale the whole thing whole and end up with hotdog lung. :(

If Joey Chestnut has never had hotdog lung, I think a pedestrian like someone posting on SA will be able to keep from getting it

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

A long and raspy woah as I realized what I was looking at

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Lol, amazing.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Milo and POTUS posted:

What? It's a mugshot not a glam shoot.

It's a mugshot, so you should be able to make out the person's features to determine that you've imprisoned the correct person.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Dick Burglar posted:

It's a mugshot, so you should be able to make out the person's features to determine that you've imprisoned the correct person.

Oh I’m sure they did something to match the description.Thin lips, small dick down to here. Lock em up Johnson, open and shut case.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Catastrophe posted:

https://twitter.com/BuckyIsotope/status/1694567446899003463

also, I just have to ask this: Do people there not understand how cameras operate on a basic level or are these people so blindingly white that photography can't deal with it?

Someone in the Trump thread commented that the camera aperature/lighting may be set-up for our citizens who are not quite so melanin-challenged.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

dr_rat posted:

Not to hard though, don't want to inhale the whole thing whole and end up with hotdog lung. :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRHhyocsbv8

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

:nomnom:

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Hot dog lung sounds like some horrible old-timey disease, easily cured by modern medicine.


Edit. Hot dog arms remain incurable to this day. See MTG

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

gently caress whatever this is

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Kudos 12

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008


:wtc:

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

dr_rat posted:

Not to hard though, don't want to inhale the whole thing whole and end up with hotdog lung. :(

Coward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnrTiuqSLGQ

e:
Dammit!

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGjByHpSA4w

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Only 776 words? Come on, that's just lazy.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

I love making my mom close her eyes while I put a hotdog in her mouth.

ITS JUST A PRANK

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



:allbuttons:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

https://i.imgur.com/BbWT7sk.mp4

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

thank you internet for your delightful child abuse video!

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Wait why were they filming

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic


this kid is getting rizzed up by livvy in the future

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/rJaKP4s.mp4

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