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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Barry Bluejeans posted:

You also said we wouldn't litigate our sex life on the something awful dot com forums :mad:

I know I started it but just let me self-own in peace!!!

There's definitely a kink here somewhere and I don't know whose.

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Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Desert Bus posted:

There's definitely a kink here somewhere and I don't know whose.

I’m guessing Ray Davies

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Desert Bus posted:

There's definitely a kink here somewhere and I don't know whose.

Wait, I thought we all were getting off on this together?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Barry Bluejeans posted:

You also said we wouldn't litigate our sex life on the something awful dot com forums :mad:

I know I started it but just let me self-own in peace!!!

If you post from the Awful App, is it a cellphone self-own?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



bunnyofdoom posted:

Wait, I thought we all were getting off on this together?

https://i.imgur.com/ROpjVhd.gifv

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

bunnyofdoom posted:

Wait, I thought we all were getting off on this together?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

I'm trying to click but it just brings up the "download this image" etc modal, help

Obviously snakes are part of "pets" and the vodka was probably used for fuel but still

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

lmao at taking shots at rudy and still being "this trump business is a total disgrace". I love these guys

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


FFT posted:

I'm trying to click but it just brings up the "download this image" etc modal, help

Obviously snakes are part of "pets" and the vodka was probably used for fuel but still

Can you actually use vodka for airplane fuel? It's usually 60-40 percent water.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
The plane was sponsored by Titos or something like that

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Milo and POTUS posted:

lmao at taking shots at rudy and still being "this trump business is a total disgrace". I love these guys

It's anti-orangian discrimination

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Never got vodka snobs, filter some pure grain alcohol several times through a Brita filter and dilute to 40% and you got perfectly clean tasting vodka at a fraction of the cost.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Tito's vodka actually donated a lot of money to a project to create a patent free COVID vaccine so that people in poor countries that couldn't afford moderna etc could get vaccinated, which led to this weird headline:

quote:

Open-Source Vaccines Got More Funding From Tito’s Vodka Than the Government

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/guardianworld/status/1694271400486531149

https://twitter.com/10wontips/status/1693570277962289479

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Lotta faith in the reliability of a jetski engine

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

By popular demand posted:

Never got vodka snobs, filter some pure grain alcohol several times through a Brita filter and dilute to 40% and you got perfectly clean tasting vodka at a fraction of the cost.
Depends on the quality of the water you have to dilute, not to mention the carbon filter cost.

But overall the convenience when a bottle of choice vodka runs $8-12.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Why are parts of it pixelated? Does his jetski put the "hangdong" in Shangdong?

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Lobok posted:

Why are parts of it pixelated? Does his jetski put the "hangdong" in Shangdong?

Probably has some sort of logo that implies but does not prove provenance, or the provenance is intentionally being withheld to avoid punishment of others still within regime.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1694393353327034825

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Sadly, that headline has gone from weird, to a normal state of affairs

Ironhead
Jan 19, 2005

Ironhead. Mmm.


Lobok posted:

Why are parts of it pixelated? Does his jetski put the "hangdong" in Shangdong?

Could be bluring out the registration numbers, like bluring a license plate.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Sadly, that headline has gone from weird, to a normal state of affairs

Good grief!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Which subforum did he mod?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


YLLS by the looks of him.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Dudes rock.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

And his family does not abide.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I figure that if a guy gets old and raised a family he earned that right. also some ladies like to be called G.I.L.F.

remember to wait until they ask though.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Their stance will not stand man, its unconstitutional of them to deny this dude

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I just go by grandpa but yesterday my grandson called me a “butt-tato” which is a combination of a butt and a potato.

so it could be worse

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

freeedr posted:

I just go by grandpa but yesterday my grandson called me a “butt-tato” which is a combination of a butt and a potato.

so it could be worse

We really should force a name change on you

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Better a butt-tater than a dick-tater.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Inceltown posted:

We really should force a name change on you

Do it mang, revel in your powers and laugh maniacally.
:gaz:

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Inceltown posted:

We really should force a name change on you

Seconded

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Inceltown posted:

We really should force a name change on you

Make a thread to solicit ideas for a name

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1694459472750543231?t=sqRDZOXKqHdcaEcFy0VTvw&s=19

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1694896377807970461?t=zQypV0GFa95Olgxis5H-hA&s=19

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




You may laugh, but I challenge any of you to write a truer and more succinct headline

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

WWE Star Bray Wyatt ‘Unexpectedly’ Dead At 36

The quotation marks make me think the Huffington Post was involved somehow.

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