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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



PokeJoe posted:

p=mv binch



yeah, im familiar with p=mv


penis in your mom's vagina

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Cat Face Joe posted:

yeah, im familiar with p=mv


penis in your mom's vagina
:golfclap:

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


thats not what the equals sign means. if anything it means my mother's vagina IS a penis

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

PokeJoe posted:

thats not what the equals sign means. if anything it means my mother's vagina IS a penis

well, it is what it eats

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
portal = genitals???

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007







betty boof
Jun 2, 2023

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ban this sick filth

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

Farty Crabcakes posted:

ban this sick filth

i agree, foldable phones are depraved

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



you've gone too far this time shaggar!

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
that keyboard looks like hell but i bet XP runs way better than win11 arm

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
Worm.Win.Blaster.apk

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006


gently caress all the haters this poo poo owns so hard. windows xp was the pinnacle of operating systems

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

skimothy milkerson posted:

gently caress all the haters this poo poo owns so hard. windows xp was the pinnacle of operating systems

no that was 10.6.8 sorry

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

rjmccall posted:

i think there are no moving portals even in portal 2. supposedly they’re implemented but have really wonky physics

moon portal

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1694905598519681400?s=20

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Tunicate posted:

moon portal

every portal is a moving portal if the moon portal is

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



more like erection interference

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


I have a box of these in my pantry and I chuckle every time

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


https://twitter.com/jameshoggarth/status/1686798301767626760

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1695807958611821038

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

goblin week posted:

every portal is a moving portal if the moon portal is

The other ones are in the same reference frame, while the moon portal is going at a relative speed of a km/s

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
aperture moved the moon to a geosynchronous orbit because cave johnson thought it would be cool

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I can eat glass, it does not hurt me

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

PokeJoe posted:

I can eat glass, it does not hurt me

wow check out this insane native, deserving of dignity and respect

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

PokeJoe posted:

I can eat glass, it does not hurt me
je peux manger du verre, ça ne me blesse pas

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



I can eat rear end, it does not disgust me.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Jabberlock posted:

I can eat rear end, it does not disgust me.

obviously insane

betty boof
Jun 2, 2023

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haveblue posted:

obviously insane

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022


did you just call them a rectangle

betty boof
Jun 2, 2023

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well-read undead posted:

did you just call them a rectangle

Corla Plankun
May 8, 2007

improve the lives of everyone

thinking about it now, I am honestly surprised i've never seen a content-aware resize of this gif to make the square a square.

anyway here's a tweet:
https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/1695619578527613183

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



it's quite funny, xpost from the musk thread:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004


i mean.. yeah

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

Uh huh
Hell I barely work in tech, I'm sort of on the periphery of database management and this sort of issue is far and away the biggest time sink for my department as a whole.

Also for me it's especially the last line about not knowing what the hell the thing really does which is why I'm quitting to go work for the city.
- I get to work with recycling and go on inspections and implement sustainability initiatives, plus they're giving me a cool sounding title and a big pay raise :frogc00l:

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
I have to purchase stuff on behalf of dev teams and I run into the problem of "I read all their docs and I still don't know what this thing does" all the time.

The answer is to look on Wikipedia or Youtube, where some kind soul will have made a TLDR that cuts through the marketing bullshit.

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.

jeebus bob posted:

Uh huh
Hell I barely work in tech, I'm sort of on the periphery of database management and this sort of issue is far and away the biggest time sink for my department as a whole.

Also for me it's especially the last line about not knowing what the hell the thing really does which is why I'm quitting to go work for the city.
- I get to work with recycling and go on inspections and implement sustainability initiatives, plus they're giving me a cool sounding title and a big pay raise :frogc00l:

Database software is particularly bad at making websites that explain what the loving product is, I think because the tech could be a proprietary linked list and the business would still be 8/9th services and supporting software for shoehorning the tech into other people'e poo poo and making it harder and harder to pry out.

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


I have an available invite for any yosposter that wants to skeet into the skyline

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Jabberlock posted:

I can eat rear end, it does not disgust me.

just a millenial

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