Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
  • Post
  • Reply
H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Crespolini posted:

matt proudly telling how he threw a toddler style tantrum over a flight attendant asking him to put his mask on was a big lol

he is easily one of the dumbest people i've ever heard speak, it's fascinating

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

the milk machine posted:

what was the story of that one? he was trying to charge his phone or something?

he was waiting in line to use the bathroom and wanted to stand in front a woman who was in the front row next to the bathroom, like in front of her seat

also she said yes, it's just that she hesitated about it lol

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
love to have that extra leg room and no one in front of me only for a morbidly obese man to squeeze by me every time he has to take a piss. i hate stav so much

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

he is easily one of the dumbest people i've ever heard speak, it's fascinating
you havent listened to war mode

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Anyone have the clip from his nba podcast with Sam morrill where he talks about getting arrested at the airport for what I can only assume was being too fat to fly?

slave to my cravings fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Aug 24, 2023

Crespolini
Mar 9, 2014

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

you havent listened to war mode

bill is so loving stupid but he also makes shane flinch and jukes him out of fistbumps. land of contrasts

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
I think the too fat to fly thing was a flight got cancelled and he had a hissy fit and took it out on someone that had nothing to do with it so they arrested him for verbal assault and then he decided it was okay because he could eat another meal of Wendy's at the airport

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
i wonder why they never brought that up on cumtown

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
It's in his special.

dangerburrd
Feb 20, 2013
(Finger Eleven Voice) Well I’m not into guys but I seem to get hosed by dudes

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

you havent listened to war mode

i have not

🏳️‍🌈💵 is exceptionally dumb though yeah

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

dangerburrd posted:

(Finger Eleven Voice) Well I’m not into guys but I seem to get hosed by dudes

lol

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

dangerburrd posted:

(Finger Eleven Voice) Well I’m not into guys but I seem to get hosed by dudes

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

dangerburrd posted:

(Finger Eleven Voice) Well I’m not into guys but I seem to get hosed by dudes

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

dangerburrd posted:

(Finger Eleven Voice) Well I’m not into guys but I seem to get hosed by dudes

stavcackle.wav

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
i like when stav is complaining that his body positive posts got him banned from instagram and nick says "no you got banned because you were being fat sarcastically"

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 46 minutes!
stav sitting in therapy with Dr melfi for 7 years "you don't need them stavvy you can make it on your own without all the shaming of your beautiful body that your mother built"

"enough about my mother, madon!"

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

lol i forgot about The Brooklyn Podcaster Therapist

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

i say swears online posted:

lol i forgot about The Brooklyn Podcaster Therapist

Therapist talking to Ian and just blowing his brains out after the first session

dangerburrd
Feb 20, 2013
‘Cuz i am imagining
A woman’s face
In the penis’s place

dangerburrd posted:

(Finger Eleven Voice) Well I’m not into guys but I seem to get hosed by dudes

SMERSH Mouth
Jun 25, 2005

The war continues

https://youtu.be/-Lr_UZmZpbA?si=0chJGV7vaNijSEL8

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

lmao

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 46 minutes!
must taste crazy in there

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

bowl of doo-doo balls

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
Lol

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Thinking about that time Nick told the story about someone throwing away like $40 of leftover BBQ.

Half of Dracula
Oct 24, 2008

Perhaps the same could be
I'm upset thinking about it.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Is that Brooklyn bbq because that's like three slices of dry brisket

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
No he was talking about a Texas bbq place. Iirc they made fun of that guy later for getting divorced lol

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
drat I was thinking about this lol

https://twitter.com/munchies/status/970335591626936320?t=DvG2C5DIvV-OOtIt-jKDsQ&s=19

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

what the gently caress is this poo poo

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

lol

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
bad is what it is

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

goddamn lmao

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
https://twitter.com/DayumDahlia/status/1694797361917182165

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
how do people not feel profound shame and second hand embarrassment watching that poo poo

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

Gone Fashing posted:

how do people not feel profound shame and second hand embarrassment watching that poo poo

remember when adam poo poo his pants

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

maxe posted:

remember when adam poo poo his pants

lol

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

honestly wondering if a 100 glizzy overdrive is more than a day's pay

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

the article thats healing the nation: Are Retarded Kids Better Than Thick Women?

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply