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Staluigi posted:I still just love the whole part where any booking process lets you self report. Like if i knock over a liquor store and then self report as four foot three and 650 pounds am i really just allowed to have that be the official public record of my physical attributes as recorded by the state if you're a former president, beloved by cops, sure
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Crows Turn Off posted:So Trump self reported his weight like 100 pounds under his actual weight, and they just accepted it? They probably don't really care that much. Having an accurate weight for Trump probably isn't especially useful to the sheriff's office or the jail staff, they just want to move things along and get it over with.
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Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:Given the history of laws applying to him... I mean he lost the E. Jean Carroll case and got indicted 90 times, the wriggling out of jams hasn't been a thing since he left office.
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Aug 25, 2023 01:29
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Plus the scales broke and they don't want to have to go get another set.
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Former President or not. Secret service or not. I still think it's wild someone charged with 60-70 felonies is allowed out on bail.
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Aug 25, 2023 01:34
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I am 6'3" and about 250, the proportions he used to claim to be, and even then I was significantly less yooge than him. The idea that he is 215 is absolutely laughable and I love it, I love that he cannot even try to be remotely believable with his lies, he's always gotta be "My uncle RUNS Nintendo" levels of bullshit all the time. 
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Zotix posted:Former President or not. Secret service or not. I still think it's wild someone charged with 60-70 felonies is allowed out on bail. He's a rich powerful white guy in America does it really seem that wild to you
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KillHour posted:There are dozens of photos of me on here and at least one video with a pillow shoved up my shirt dancing like Chris Christie I don't have a meticulous spreadsheet of which goons have posted pictures of themselves, just wanted to check
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Aug 25, 2023 01:38
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real mugshot is on CNN now
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That doesn't look like a real human, it's like a computer model of a human.
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Aug 25, 2023 01:42
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Oh my good god it's even worse than the fake one
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Independence posted:That doesn't look like a real human, So it's accurate to the subject then?
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Youremother posted:Oh my good god it's even worse than the fake one I don't know the fake one was way more orange
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Youremother posted:Oh my good god it's even worse than the fake one i got to see an internal shared pic of the mugshot and that was my first thought: the people manufacturing the fake one lacked imagination
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There's no way that's his actual mugshot. That's an AI piece... right? There's just something about the shadows and the light on the right side of his face that makes him look stretched out on one side.
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Randalor posted:There's no way that's his actual mugshot. That's an AI piece... right? There's just something about the shadows and the light on the right side of his face that makes him look stretched out on one side. That mugshot of Fulton County Inmate No. P01135809 is the real deal. NY Post has an okay headline: SAY CHEESE.
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Aug 25, 2023 01:52
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Looking good mister president sir
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Real Nuremberg vibes
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yronic heroism posted:Trump betting on a >10 percent chance of fleeing the country. It me the billionaire who doesn’t have $200k in liquid cash.
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holy poo pooYouremother posted:Oh my good god it's even worse than the fake one
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Did any of the networks bother breaking in? Was there a live feed out of the courthouse? Just got off work
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The master of all media has decided to run with “super sinister looking worst mugshot of all time”, looking hella relaxed there Donald.
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I love my orange crime president
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It's like Trump saw all his co-conspirators got Batman 66 style mugshots done and he agreed to give himself the perfect pose to match "the Cesar Romero as the Joker" look they needed to complete the set.
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His eyes are so red, his make up looks awful. They definitely had to redo the orange face paint because he was crying like a baby on the plane. Delicious.
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Aug 25, 2023 02:04
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6'3 215 lbs. Wasn't the over/under here something around 320?
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ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaha
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Maybe Trump is on Ozempic like Desantis. 
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Meadows reporting 240 makes 215 that much funnier
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Google Jeb Bush posted:I don't have a meticulous spreadsheet of which goons have posted pictures of themselves, just wanted to check No, I know and I appreciate it. I'm just a monumental idiot
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You can see my dick on youtube. Strangely proud of that fact. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 25, 2023 02:15
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Inmate No. P01135809
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Hey ug-cat, I can see your doodle!
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Blue Steel.
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This is a photo of me and my son. I was 6'3"...40-years ago. I'm now a shade over 6'1". My son is a solid 6'0" Guess which one weighs 230-lbs.
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PainterofCrap posted:This is a photo of me and my son. glad to hear you are a musclebound hero Goatse James Bond fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Aug 25, 2023 |
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Aug 25, 2023 02:27
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Trump needs to produce a girth certificate.
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Did he have a stroke? The left side of his face looks droopy. What a time to be alive.
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Trump Legal Troubles: 215 lbs? Let's see that girth certificate
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