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jesus loving christ I hope the democrats don't gently caress up when that man is the GOP candidate for 2024
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The mugshot is exactly what I expected it to be but I could more easily suspend my disbelief that the Easter Bunny is haunting Graceland until Luke Skywalker defeats Zombie Hitler than I could that this gastropod of a man, who famously hates exercise and probably hasn’t lifted a weight heavier than a quarter pounder in decades, somehow has the height and weight of a professional Crossfitter who does endurance events for the hell of it. Unless the Fulton County Jail records height in feet and inches and weight in kilograms.
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Aug 25, 2023 03:14
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CBJSprague24 posted:Indeed.  Oh man today has been good.
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CBJSprague24 posted:https://twitter.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1694820306915832157?t=aRTVZ39u1FqxuNILSKzT1Q&s=19 how in the gently caress is that suit managing to be way too big and nowhere near big enough at the same time
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CBJSprague24 posted:Guess who's back! he literally surrendered tonight that was the entire reason he was in georgia to surrender to authorities
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shame on an IGA posted:how in the gently caress is that suit managing to be way too big and nowhere near big enough at the same time Between the fucky sizing, the wonky color scheme, and the hambeast inside it the whole thing is more like a cartoon than a person.
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Aug 25, 2023 03:42
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How the gently caress can you "file for arrest"?
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Aug 25, 2023 03:46
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"im not arrested! im not arrested!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink into the corner of my jail cell
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Unless the Fulton County Jail records height in feet and inches and weight in kilograms. They didn't bother - the county jail posted his dimensions before he was even at the jail. Donnie gave them numbers that meant he's an inch taller and 25 pounds lighter since April. maffew buildings posted:jesus loving christ I hope the democrats don't gently caress up when that man is the GOP candidate for 2024 You should see some of the plans Donnie has for the greater federal government if he or any Republican wins ever again. If he does win, it won't be from a lack of warning. Morons can't even use the "well, he wouldn't overturn Roe, what's the damage 4 years could be??" argument anymore. https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1694906696970498173?t=AbX9vsbLBCpcPOoCe9CzqA&s=19
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Herstory Begins Now posted:(stolen from d&d) Man what'd the Penguin ever do to deserve this insult.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Man what'd the Penguin ever do to deserve this insult. Suffer the bad fortune of being cast as a short, balding, New York Italian who could be made to look similar to this short, balding, New York Italian?
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Aug 25, 2023 04:28
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facialimpediment posted:They didn't bother - the county jail posted his dimensions before he was even at the jail. Donnie gave them numbers that meant he's an inch taller and 25 pounds lighter since April. 25 pounds my rear end. He is fatter than me and I'm not keen to step on scale.
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Aug 25, 2023 04:35
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Their tracking is bad, and they weren’t quite quick enough with the release to excuse it. There’s bound to be some shitposter with an anime avatar who got a smoother video out within twenty minutes.
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Content warning: really gross looking hunk of flesh, and also a steak on a grill.
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Bets on whether his Twitter password was Ivanka69 or Jared187 Bold of you to assume that he has room in his withered heart to love anyone other than himself.
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ASAPI posted:25 pounds my rear end. He is fatter than me and I'm not keen to step on scale. 215 is a wet fart of a joke that looks up the grave seriousness and timely delivery of a clown car. We've all seen the badonkadonk tennis-rear end picture. Dude's gut alone probably weighs as much as I do with that front-half-of-a-centaur posture. If he's not cracking 300 I'd be surprised.
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bird food bathtub posted:215 is a wet fart of a joke that looks up the grave seriousness and timely delivery of a clown car. We've all seen the badonkadonk tennis-rear end picture. Dude's gut alone probably weighs as much as I do with that front-half-of-a-centaur posture. If he's not cracking 300 I'd be surprised. If he's actually 6'3" there is no way in hell he's under 300. I'm 6'3 and right on 300 lbs, and while I'm fat, I look like a loving supermodel compared to Donny. E: actually maybe similar to Trump, man I'm fat  215 is ludicrous though, I wrestled at that weight.Here's a picture for reference: 
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Elviscat posted:If he's actually 6'3" there is no way in hell he's under 300. I'm 6'3 and right on 300 lbs, and while I'm fat, I look like a loving supermodel compared to Donny. You're a good looking dude, cheer up bud.
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shame on an IGA posted:how in the gently caress is that suit managing to be way too big and nowhere near big enough at the same time It honestly looks like a "President Trump" costume that he picked up at Party City. He just chose not to wear the included wig.
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Elviscat posted:If he's actually 6'3" there is no way in hell he's under 300. I'm 6'3 and right on 300 lbs, and while I'm fat, I look like a loving supermodel compared to Donny. Naah bro, you're doing just fine. Trump got that 60 pound of low hanging gut roll tucked underneath his belt line that he probably had to get Waltine to hose under.
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I've seen some of y'all comment in there, but to ensure maximum hilarity, it happened again yesterday on these here dead gay comedy forums: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4040032&pagenumber=8&perpage=40&userid=0#post534109738 In order of events: - poster Boba Pearl gets her avatar changed twice to a doxx/threat, leading to a WHERE ARE YOU JEFFREY, THIS IS BAD thread - Jeff and admins notice that the two avatar buys were done via VPN - oops, Boba Pearl forgot to log out from said VPN once and it matched the avatar buys, it's another "some plague rats" self-harassment situation - it's revealed Boba Pearl is actually a permabanned user Turtilicious and Jeff cut her a break in 2019 - she was permabanned for an ecoterroristic threat about cows and a garage or some poo poo I don't know - another poster noted that they were in a voice chat channel that had BOTH Boba Pearl and Turtilicious in it, and both accounts would speak up at random times and hmm, now that you mention it, they DID sound the same and that was weird - poster notes that it's a "some plague rats" situation, but uses the acronym SPH instead of SPR in what appears to be an autocorrect fuckup (or a mistake). But that's still kind of odd, as SPR doesn't autocorrect to SPH unless - SPH is an acronym for small penis humiliation, grats on your new avatar And for regular content: hope you don't need new cars soon, UAW is getting a lot of line-level support for a strike against the Big 3 https://twitter.com/carlquintanilla/status/1695088254339465287?t=X6Px_7VAddwVV6BGrYDwYw&s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Aug 25, 2023 |
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I’ll note jeff didn’t let them back in 2019. He didn’t own the site then and was just a coder. It was much later that he figured out they were one and the same and since they stopped being as crazy he let it slide.
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Mr. Nice! posted:I’ll note jeff didn’t let them back in 2019. He didn’t own the site then and was just a coder. It was much later that he figured out they were one and the same and since they stopped being as crazy he let it slide. She was on her meds.
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That username is super familiar but I'll be damned if I can place it. What was their av?
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If someone asked me what was worse for mental health, enlisting in the military or posting on the Something Awful forums, I would probably still say the military, but I would legitimately have to think about it
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facialimpediment posted:- she was permabanned for an ecoterroristic threat about cows and a garage or some poo poo I don't know Shame, ecoterror is cool and good now that climate change is bad, oh how the worlds shifted.
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facialimpediment posted:And for regular content: hope you don't need new cars soon, UAW is getting a lot of line-level support for a strike against the Big 3
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Eason the Fifth posted:If someone asked me what was worse for mental health, enlisting in the military or posting on the Something Awful forums, I would probably still say the military, but I would legitimately have to think about it Posting on these forums has actually done wonders for my mental health. Take that as you will.
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facialimpediment posted:And for regular content: hope you don't need new cars soon, UAW is getting a lot of line-level support for a strike against the Big 3 Good. gently caress em. Big 3 has been useless for ages and deserves a Unionized kick in the pants.
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I think the push is being driven by what happened at UPS, with the problem being that nobody’s gonna give a poo poo for a long drat time. The only people that will feel it immediately are the ones that get laid off because they work for a supplier that doesn’t have any orders.
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M_Gargantua posted:Shame, ecoterror is cool and good now that climate change is bad, oh how the worlds shifted. Their idea of ecoterrorism was literally throwing pipe bombs at cows
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Acebuckeye13 posted:Their idea of ecoterrorism was literally throwing pipe bombs at cows Oh yeah i'm not saying they didn't deserve a perma for being off their meds, their ideas were insanely stupid. That was like trying to write an episode of Archer.
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M_Gargantua posted:Shame, ecoterror is cool and good now that climate change is bad, oh how the worlds shifted. Anything that gets the feds to call up Also this is the first time that SAclopedia has proven handy as I had no idea who some plague rats were.
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So who was turtilicious. Other than boba pearl. God BP is so close to being recognizable but not turtlicious
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