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VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Man I miss Mitt. He was even funnier than Hillary because at least she actually had reason to believe she was ahead in the polls, and it took a perfect storm of factors beyond her own incompetence for Trump to win with unbelievably slim margins in key states, the race took all night to call, and even Trump seemed surprised he actually won.

Mitt's team just made up polling numbers until it made them feel better, spent millions on victory fireworks, then got totally destroyed and the race was called like 10:05pm when the polls closed in Ohio or something.

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JamesBont
Oct 1, 2021

VitalSigns posted:

It's dated the day after the election so if his submission deadline is more than like 8 hours then it's a wrong prediction.

Republicans really gassed themselves up hard about winning in 2012, that's where the phrase "unskewing polls" comes from, they had a whole alternate universe of polls where Mitt was actually ahead and he was campaigning in stretch goal states. Very Hillary 2016 energy actually.

Reminds me of those cartoons from last year predicting a massive red wave, only for it to be merely a drizzle.

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

VitalSigns posted:

Man I miss Mitt. He was even funnier than Hillary because at least she actually had reason to believe she was ahead in the polls, and it took a perfect storm of factors beyond her own incompetence for Trump to win with unbelievably slim margins in key states, the race took all night to call, and even Trump seemed surprised he actually won.

Mitt's team just made up polling numbers until it made them feel better, spent millions on victory fireworks, then got totally destroyed and the race was called like 10:05pm when the polls closed in Ohio or something.

One of the most hilariously bizarre parts of 2011/2012 was the way the right wing echo chamber convinced itself that Obama was the least popular and most hated person in the country. The man is famously handsome, charming, and charismatic. I was in a very red part of the country, and even if they didn't like his politics or want him to be president, I would still hear GOP voters admit that they "liked" him in an abstract sense.

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


VitalSigns posted:

Man I miss Mitt. He was even funnier than Hillary because at least she actually had reason to believe she was ahead in the polls, and it took a perfect storm of factors beyond her own incompetence for Trump to win with unbelievably slim margins in key states, the race took all night to call, and even Trump seemed surprised he actually won.

Mitt's team just made up polling numbers until it made them feel better, spent millions on victory fireworks, then got totally destroyed and the race was called like 10:05pm when the polls closed in Ohio or something.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
they themselves didn't even catch on that all they were doing was "lol gaffe" comics and not, you know, "real" issues. "obama saluted someone while holding a coffee cup! surely THIS will be the end of him!" they unironically sneered.
there was one by lester of obama navigating a maze of "gaffees" like, a tan suit, a marine holding an umbrella, something about a dog? obama once killed a fly? ad it's like guys, if all you have is innuendo and gaffes aren't things pretty good? i'm just saying.
but here's every political cartoonist on earth screaming "guys did you see that biden fell!!??" and, unironicly, thinking "surely THIS will be the end of him!" while the other side posts your cadidate's literal mugshot.
"guys! guys! something about alias emails? good ol' sleepy joe creating fake emails and falling off bikes!"

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Yeah but Biden's son is a super criminal and Biden is 10% of a Big Guy.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

We still have Mitt’s smiley :mitt:

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

A dangerous gift by Luo Jie


Nuclear monster by Cai Meng


Kinda dropped the ball on showing the monster from the (not solely) China produced Meg 2.

Joe's priority by Luo Jie


Practically an American right-wing cartoon. Except for that final panel of course.

Charlie Hebdo


Olympic Spirit
"Excuse me but there's a rat in my 1000 euro a night room."
"Did he tell you if he was getting breakfast?"

Prices are going to sky rocket next year during the Olympics. Even at the worst hotels. I've been tempted to do some sort of flat-sharing and make a month or two months rent, but I don't want to be exploitative and I don't want a stranger in my flat.


Twitter really was the worst.

On the general toxic environment on Twitter.


Russian Top Chef
Prigojine, Putin's chef has been eliminated
"I gave him a cooking lesson."


The Seine is too polluted for the Olympics
In the end the events will take place at home

A triathlon event was cancelled due to pollution. It bodes ill for the Olympics themselves. I'm hoping they do fix it though. I'd love to swim in a nice cleanish river.
Having grown up by the sea I miss currents and natural water. Pools just don't cut it and just seem like a lot of trouble to go through.



Apparently the town of Draveil is facing a ton of mosquitos. As an American expat I've never understood why Europeans don't have screen windows/doors. Let the air in, keep the bugs out! We don't do a lot of stuff right in the US but it just makes sense, instead people just complain about all the flies and mosquitoes when it seems like a pretty solvable issue. I get the windows aren't designed in that way but still.

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Guavanaut posted:

Dems can have an election that isn't the most important election ever as soon as Republicans can have an election where they aren't yelling about Hillary being a master assassin and an eater of babies regardless of who's running.

e:

lol thanks for making my point Tom

Surprised there hasn't been any Hurricane Hillary cartoons.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Vladimir Putin and a plane crash – Russian president suspected of involvement in incident that killed Yevgeny Prigozhin"

Telegraph:


Matt:

British Museum director Hartwig Fischer quits over stolen treasures

Independent:

Who is Yevgeny Prigozhin? Wagner Group chief presumed dead in plane crash

Times:


Evening Standard:

Historic Donald Trump mugshot released after he surrenders to authorities in Georgia

Stephen Collins:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

100YrsofAttitude posted:

Joe's priority by Luo Jie


Practically an American right-wing cartoon. Except for that final panel of course.
Yeah this could easily be like a Goodwyn or Varvel or something.

logger
Jun 28, 2008

...and in what manner the Ancyent Marinere came back to his own Country.
Soiled Meat

VitalSigns posted:

Man I miss Mitt. He was even funnier than Hillary because at least she actually had reason to believe she was ahead in the polls, and it took a perfect storm of factors beyond her own incompetence for Trump to win with unbelievably slim margins in key states, the race took all night to call, and even Trump seemed surprised he actually won.

Mitt's team just made up polling numbers until it made them feel better, spent millions on victory fireworks, then got totally destroyed and the race was called like 10:05pm when the polls closed in Ohio or something.

I remember Mitt's goose being cooked like 2 hours after the results started coming in and he went and took the initiative of cutting off the campaign credit cards to the staffers. A lot of people then had no way to get home after the election night party at Mitt's campaign HQ.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Guavanaut posted:

Yeah this could easily be like a Goodwyn or Varvel or something.



You beat me to this edit.

The Chinese cartoonists, at least, remember that cartoons are supposed to have punchlines.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Alright I'm just skimming YouTube and I'm sorry if this has been brought up here before BUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGqk1DLMIR0&t=254s

:psyduck:

(time stamped at 4:14 if the link doesn't work properly)

content warning, maybe don't continue watching it after you spot our friend there

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

I dont know posted:

One of the most hilariously bizarre parts of 2011/2012 was the way the right wing echo chamber convinced itself that Obama was the least popular and most hated person in the country. The man is famously handsome, charming, and charismatic. I was in a very red part of the country, and even if they didn't like his politics or want him to be president, I would still hear GOP voters admit that they "liked" him in an abstract sense.

My take on this is they had overwhelming hatred for him being a black Democrat in "their" White House, but also really poor insight into their own feelings and genuinely didn't think they were racist, so the disgust they felt at seeing Obama be President must be that he's just personally odious and off-putting. They thought it was him and he had the same effect on everyone when in reality it was just them.

That's why they didn't make that mistake with, say, Bill Clinton. They knew he was popular and charismatic and they just sent up a sacrificial old guy to lose to him while they focused on holding congress.

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Wait, what? A clever effort by Matt? Is this the apocalypse?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Nenonen posted:

Alright I'm just skimming YouTube and I'm sorry if this has been brought up here before BUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGqk1DLMIR0&t=254s

:psyduck:

(time stamped at 4:14 if the link doesn't work properly)

content warning, maybe don't continue watching it after you spot our friend there

Wow I really don't like this political cartoon!

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Rowe:


Broelman:


Dyson:


Leak, Son of Leak:


Kudelka:


Moir:

Treasurer Jim Chalmers releases the Intergenerational Reporrt on how current government policies will impact the next four decades.

Lethbridge:

Labor running ‘protection racket’ for Qantas by blocking extra Qatar airways flights, opposition claims (Guardian).

Leunig:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


It's just the poo poo that's happening that day, dude

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Nobody is forcing you to consume news media like you're Alex from A Clockwork Orange, Leunig.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The Leunigvico Technique is where you do it to yourself. You do it to yourself because you know what you did, Michael.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Skios posted:

Gary Markstein


Gary Varvel


Also I wanted to ask, is there a specific reason we're seeing three of this cliche or is it just boomer zeitgeist?

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

DalaranJ posted:

Also I wanted to ask, is there a specific reason we're seeing three of this cliche or is it just boomer zeitgeist?
So many analysis pieces began with something like "Trump's shadow loomed over the GOP debate".

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Trapezium Dave posted:

Leak, Son of Leak:

Pretty pathetic that one of the biggest complaints they front about Hunter Biden is "he likes porn and having sex".

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Vib Rib posted:

Pretty pathetic that one of the biggest complaints they front about Hunter Biden is "he likes porn and having sex".
It's so off-putting seeing these cartoons coming from Leak and Spooner because they're obviously mainlining Sky News and conservative US media. Oh well guess we won't be voting for Hunter to be President of Australia now!

JamesBont
Oct 1, 2021

Kellies Nomination: Laziest Non-Gorrell

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Fister Roboto posted:

Wow I really don't like this political cartoon!

Thatcher's Techbase is top notch though.

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
Clay Bennett



Tucker Carlson is a professional who is helpful in maintaining your mental health. A confusing cartoon.


Lisa Benson




Jeff Stahler



A somehow lamer version of Bennett's cartoon from Wednesday.


Pedro X. Molina




Jack Ohman




Ann Telnaes



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Ladies and gentlegoons, we have Trump mugshot. If the next Bennett is just a reproduction of said mugshot, please let him have this.


Mike Smith




Kirk Walters




John Branch



Fox Houston posted:

New evidence released in the Ken Paxton impeachment trial showed that the suspended Attorney General uses a secret Uber account to meet with his mistress.


Jimmy Margulies




Ed Gamble



https://www.businessinsider.com/russia-economy-weak-ruble-hurts-central-asians-migrant-workers-currency-2023-8
https://www.npr.org/transcripts/1195733556


David M. Hitch




Mike Peters




Dave Whamond




Drew Sheneman




Adam Zyglis




Dave Granlund




Mike Thompson




David Horsey

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Kellies nomination: Most opposite of reality

idonotlikepeas posted:


David M. Hitch




Kellies nomination: Most easily reinterpreted
In the unlikely event that DeSantis is the nominee he's as much or more a threat to democracy.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


Hmm it's almost like there's a whole area of federal law that was supposed to prevent monopolies like Ticketmaster/Live Nation and there's lots of precedent for breaking them up.
No, not like that?

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!

L. Ron DeSantis posted:

Hmm it's almost like there's a whole area of federal law that was supposed to prevent monopolies like Ticketmaster/Live Nation and there's lots of precedent for breaking them up.
No, not like that?

Keep in mind that this is something that personally inconveniences Horsey. He is absolutely down for the government fixing the problem, although he mixes some boomerism in there just for funsies.

David Horsey posted:

“Kids have it easy today,” old timers used to say. “When I was young, I had to walk five miles in the snow to get to school!”

Today, I’ve got a more contemporary admonition for all you youngsters out there: “When I was young, I had to drive to a record store to buy concert tickets!”

The difference is that picking up tickets in person was not an ordeal like tramping through a blizzard to get to a one-room schoolhouse. In fact, it was vastly preferable to the system that now dominates.

Fans — young and old — are being abused multiple ways when they seek out affordable tickets to musical entertainment, particularly when the performances feature major talents, such as Taylor Swift or Bruce Springsteen. Ticketing giant Ticketmaster, owned by Live Nation Entertainment, holds a near monopoly on ticket sales at venues throughout the United States and greedily adds service fees to the already hefty price of tickets that pump up the cost by as much as 31%.

Then, things get worse. For really popular shows, dynamic pricing kicks in, which means ticket prices can balloon five or 10 times higher. Meanwhile, resellers, cybersquatters and bots gobble up large chunks of tickets before any fan has a chance to buy. The tickets get resold at an outrageously jacked up price. On top of that, online scammers with deceptively genuine-looking websites sell fake tickets to unsuspecting purchasers and then disappear into the darkness of the internet.

Lawmakers at both the state and federal level are attempting to do something about this exploitation, but proposed legislation is falling short of a comprehensive fix for the problem. Reselling on a major scale should be illegal. Resellers add nothing to what should be a straightforward commercial exchange. They are akin to pirates demanding a bounty for release of hostages.

At the very least, people trying to buy tickets to a concert should be guaranteed the option of a face-to-face, in-person transaction with a legitimate ticket seller. And they should expect to pay a ticket price that has not been inflated by exorbitant fees, demand pricing or online scalpers.

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021
This is accidentally brilliant- not only is capitalism a/the root cause of all those problems, the degree of influence capitalism has is in ascending order from the bottom up.

idonotlikepeas posted:

David M. Hitch


Yes actually, one of these people was a war criminal before holding office and it's not Trump.

The Islamic Shock fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Aug 26, 2023

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

idonotlikepeas posted:

Pedro X. Molina



"He's got a big window to fill"
-Ramirez, depicting a tiny Prigozhin precariously clinging to the sill of a tall empty window on the side of the Kremlin

JamesBont
Oct 1, 2021

"Public schools are failing? Well, we should probably give them more money so they can--"
"NOOOOOO THAT'S COMMUNISM REEEEEEEEEEEE"

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

VitalSigns posted:

Man I miss Mitt. He was even funnier than Hillary because at least she actually had reason to believe she was ahead in the polls, and it took a perfect storm of factors beyond her own incompetence for Trump to win with unbelievably slim margins in key states, the race took all night to call, and even Trump seemed surprised he actually won.

Mitt's team just made up polling numbers until it made them feel better, spent millions on victory fireworks, then got totally destroyed and the race was called like 10:05pm when the polls closed in Ohio or something.

Can someone please post all the comics about how Biden chuckled at Paul Ryan for the entire televised VP debate?

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Trapezium Dave posted:

So many analysis pieces began with something like "Trump's shadow loomed over the GOP debate".

Well, they’re right and it’s probably the least objectionable piece from Varvel in a month. So, I guess the debates were good for something.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Seamus Jennings on Donald Trump’s historic police mugshot – Never before has a former US president been arrested and photographed by police"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Luis Rubiales suspended by Fifa after Spanish FA threaten legal action against Jennifer Hermoso

Independent:


The i paper:


Times:

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.
Incoming Bob Barker obit cartoons...

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/ajbauer/status/1695528021917130909?s=20

Figured he'd have some unhinged painting with like Trump, MLK Jr, and Nelson Mandella all in jail or something

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idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
Clay Bennett




Jeff Stahler



The Brunswick News posted:

Stormy Daniels has joined the chorus of social media users who are skeptical of former President Donald Trump’s booking weight.

On Friday, the adult film actress and director took to X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, to explain why she doesn’t believe the 77-year-old controversial politician was telling the truth when he claimed to stand at 6-foot-3 and weigh 215 pounds, according to the official paperwork from his booking at Fulton County Jail in Georgia.

The current front-runner for the GOP presidential nomination was booked Thursday to face charges in the Georgia election interference case, when both his mugshot and measurements overshadowed most of the day’s news.

“Mmmkay! And I’m 110lbs and a virgin,” Daniels wrote on X Friday, adding a laugh-out-loud emoji.


Jack Ohman




Mike Smith




Jimmy Margulies



"Nonsense! This is an election year."


David M. Hitch




Darrin Bell




Mike Peters




David Horsey

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