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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Hahahahahhahha

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Holy lols goons

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
Do it!

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

god drat

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde


Cable Guy has a new favorite as of 14:56 on Aug 25, 2023

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

dunno if they would have let a regular jerkoff tilt their head downward so much

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
I guessed 320 so I think that's about right, he seems like the kind of absurd narcissist to drop 100lbs from his actual weight when asked
he looks like he's been cryin'

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


The admins said no, unfortunately.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Philippe posted:

The admins said no, unfortunately.

*flips a table in disgust!*

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

The Bananana posted:

*flips a table in disgust!*

*rights the table to flip it again* come on!!

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Philippe posted:

The admins said no, unfortunately.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Philippe posted:

The admins said no, unfortunately.

Have you tried C-SPAM/D&D?

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


lmao

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
https://twitter.com/ChloeNumberIII/status/1694876009399451755

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Sorry it's not Trump-related, but why is Fry selling me Tamarind candy?

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

DrBouvenstein posted:

Sorry it's not Trump-related, but why is Fry selling me Tamarind candy?


That’s not the crash bandicoot mask?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

There is no way that fucker is 6' 3" and only 215. I'm 5' 11" and at my heaviest was 230, and I was never the ham beast Trump is. 215 might have been his 80's "slim" weight.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
If there's one thing I know about Trump it's that he has always portrayed himself honestly

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Mauser posted:

If there's one thing I know about Trump it's that he has always portrayed himself honestly

and with dignity. Or at least with roughly equal amounts of honesty and dignity.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

CzarChasm posted:

There is no way that fucker is 6' 3" and only 215. I'm 5' 11" and at my heaviest was 230, and I was never the ham beast Trump is. 215 might have been his 80's "slim" weight.

See you miss out on innovations like negative bone density

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Donald Trump steps on to a platform marked "most special boy #1". Too late he realizes the platform is hooked up to the wall-sized screen behind him, as it displays his True Weight for the world to see.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I'm as fat as I've ever been at 240 and 6' and don't look anywhere close to ol' Trunpsky.

He's a liar, obvs, but LMAO.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

davidspackage posted:

Donald Trump steps on to a platform marked "most special boy #1". Too late he realizes the platform is hooked up to the wall-sized screen behind him, as it displays his True Weight for the world to see.

I like the idea of needing to trick him like placing a box on a scale for a cat.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

CzarChasm posted:

There is no way that fucker is 6' 3" and only 215. I'm 5' 11" and at my heaviest was 230, and I was never the ham beast Trump is. 215 might have been his 80's "slim" weight.

The jail allows people to provide their own height and weight which is dumb as hell but also lmao

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
EVIL LYING LIBERAL MEDIA FAILED TO PROPERLY TARE TRICK SCALE.


Also if I get booked I'm obviously gonna be 8'2" and 97 lbs

FE: Make that 6'9" and 420 lbs

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
I'd believe Trump is 6'0" 315, but no way is he either 6'3" or 215.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



:allears:

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Soul Dentist posted:

EVIL LYING LIBERAL MEDIA FAILED TO PROPERLY TARE TRICK SCALE.


Also if I get booked I'm obviously gonna be 8'2" and 97 lbs

FE: Make that 6'9" and 420 lbs

4'20" and 69 lbs

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
his white house physical in 2020 had him at 244 lbs and everyone knew that was a lie, 215 is absurd

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

DrBouvenstein posted:

Sorry it's not Trump-related, but why is Fry selling me Tamarind candy?


because tamarind candy is delicious

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

My money is on 6’ even and 320 lbs

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
I heard he got a hole in one right after Kim Jung Un did the same, but his ball knocked Kim's out of the hole and Kim started crying and he was forced to salute Trump and admit that communism was wrong

CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

You heard right

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Trump definitely wants to knock balls with KJU.

Gorilla Radio
May 10, 2007
On behalf of the Serbs, we're very sorry for the Hillary Clinton sniper incident. Next time, we'll aim better.

Mauser posted:

I heard he got a hole in one right after Kim Jung Un did the same, but his ball knocked Kim's out of the hole and Kim started crying and he was forced to salute Trump and admit that communism was wrong

Did everyone clap?

Hit or miss Clitoris
Apr 19, 2003
I HAVE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY

Gorilla Radio posted:

Did everyone clap?

No they all wept and hugged and sang God Bless America and then KJU was baptized

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
More people should see this.


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crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Hit or miss Clitoris posted:

No they all wept and hugged and sang God Bless America and then KJU was baptized

And that ball?

Adolph Einstein.

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