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Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Patience, like giving sloppy, is a virtue and I know you’re good at one of those things at least

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Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Poppers posted:

Patience, like giving sloppy, is a virtue and I know you’re good at one of those things at least

you'd be wrong lol

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

giving extremely neat and tidy head

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
tying up hair then tucking a towel in the collar of your shirt crawfish boil style

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

bib with an eggplant emoji on it

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

Ohtori Akio posted:

tying up hair then tucking a towel in the collar of your shirt crawfish boil style

lol

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Ohtori Akio posted:

tying up hair then tucking a towel in the collar of your shirt crawfish boil style

very risky blowjob posted:

bib with an eggplant emoji on it

Lol

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Sucking dick with a fork and knife because I'm not an animal and I don't eat with my hands

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Poppers posted:

Sucking dick with a fork and knife because I'm not an animal and I don't eat with my hands

we call that "the armin meiwes"

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

very risky blowjob posted:

we call that "the armin meiwes"

did he write a book / can we read it

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Ohtori Akio posted:

did he write a book / can we read it

couldn't find one written BY him, but ABOUT him, https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/587675

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

i forgot whhat i was going to say

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012


in junior high i read this book and the sequel over and over again

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
lmfao i was a middle school pern freak too. psychic connection with a weird lizard assigning you a lifelong sexual role ftw

Brain Candy
May 18, 2006

Ohtori Akio posted:

lmfao i was a middle school pern freak too. psychic connection with a weird lizard assigning you a lifelong sexual role ftw

incredibly normal to have a well-worn copy of the dragonlover's guide to pern

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
all the mormons in my school read those and all the other fantasy and turned gay in their 20s. but they had the crappy versions of the covers i think

closest thing i read were the mary stewart lil merlin books. i cant remember anything except that some guy died from getting stabbed in the gooch. i think merlin was gay too?

very risky blowjob posted:

we call that "the armin meiwes"

lmfao

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Ohtori Akio posted:

tying up hair then tucking a towel in the collar of your shirt crawfish boil style

very risky blowjob posted:

bib with an eggplant emoji on it

lol

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

Cuttlefush posted:

no im a broke bitch. wouldnt want to be a daddy if i had money though. not for me

yeah... i tried looking for the ban but gave up. someone has to remember this though and i remember it being pretty funny.

ait surely you remember this one

here you go lmao

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

nice. not even a perma. wonder if there's still a deal to be made there perchance

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

lol

speng31b
May 8, 2010


lmao

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

still lol that he kept trying to give hot witch divorcee a plat code solely because of her username and big titty redheaded witch avatar, and further lol that someone else kept grabbing the codes he posted

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
horny forum guys ftw

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

horny forum gay guys ftmfw

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

still lol that he kept trying to give hot witch divorcee a plat code solely because of her username and big titty redheaded witch avatar, and further lol that someone else kept grabbing the codes he posted

lol

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

september 𝕓𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕓 is the achewood arc about pat and his dad being gay for reasons of sorcery

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Ohtori Akio posted:

horny forum guys ftw
yup

horny is the new funny

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
gotta respect going on something awful dot com in 2022 flaunting living rich in rural Oaklahoma trying to bag a grody obese goonnette with cartoon-fish symbols wafting above their head

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


this thread is gay and, hell, so am i

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

It’s the genuine dick sucking megathread op

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


Is store bought ok?

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

Is store bought ok?

that's in the Genuine Sex Slavery Endorsement Megathread

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012


Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

Is store bought ok?

don't buy ur jelly dongs from aliexpress though or u will get hole cancer

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

September book gonna be a good one :evilbuddy:

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Poppers posted:

September book gonna be a good one :evilbuddy:

stupid bitch

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

I hear reports that there’s a human being who’s back biting in an unrelated thread. But I won’t name names.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
poppers im sorry i thought you were canadian

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
sucking off a canadian and its amber colored and sweet

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Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Canuck if you buck. Lol

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