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Samuel Glompers
Nov 26, 2020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9qv8RSreIM

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Pitch
Jun 16, 2005

しらんけど

Ruffian Price posted:




when the threat of winning is too high
in 2022 Trump endorsed "Eric" [no last name provided] in a Missouri Republican primary where both frontrunners and at least one also-ran were all named Eric.

Pitch has issued a correction as of 09:41 on Aug 25, 2023

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pitch posted:

in 2022 Trump endorsed "Eric" [no last name provided] in a Missouri Republican primary where both frontrunners and at least one also-ran were all named Eric.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjI099DqToU

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
johnson was our best president and it's not even close

no i will not specify which johnson

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Laterite posted:

johnson was our best president and it's not even close

no i will not specify which johnson

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




LBJ also gets cred for being, as far as I know, the only real life historical figure to show up in a Metal Gear game.

e: missed opportunity for a boss fight where he shoots bees out of his dick though

Necrothatcher has issued a correction as of 17:54 on Aug 26, 2023

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010
Soviet neo-Nazi (extremely charitably described as a 'political dissident' on Wikipedia) Eduard Limonov was involuntarily defected to the West in the 1970s

like, the KGB gave him a passport and one-way plane tickets to Tel Aviv (somebody in the KGB had a wicked sense of humor, because Limonov was extremely anti-Semitic) and were like 'bye, don't come back'

the way he told it, he was walking alone in the park one day and muttering to himself, frustrated, about how if they hated him so much they should just give him a passport and let him leave, and came back home to a letter in his mailbox telling him to take a passport-sized photo and send it in

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Ducklo was never embedded :(

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
how is that guy still alive with stage 4 lung cancer

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he has connections which allowed him to immediately parachute into a job with primo health benefits.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

The Oldest Man posted:

Ducklo was never embedded :(

he was but then immediately was a huge sex pest

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

I just googled Ducklo and found out he got hired on biden's re-election campaign in June, which is great news from the perspective of embedding

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i asked the google robot why he was never embedded cuz i forgot and it said

quote:

Ducklo resigned after using "abhorrent, disrespectful, and unacceptable" language. He said he was devastated to have embarrassed and disappointed his White House colleagues and the President.

looks like he's feeling better now though.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:

People to this day on social media censoring Bernie's name like b*rnie as if he's Voldemort

b*rnie p*rn

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost
Didn’t Ducklo have like stage 4 lung cancer or something, guy’s probably extremely lucky he’s not embedded to a permanent end

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Bastard Tetris posted:

Didn’t Ducklo have like stage 4 lung cancer or something, guy’s probably extremely lucky he’s not embedded to a permanent end

Something like a 5% survival rate after 5 years yeah

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
the original reason for doing this made sense because it was "pro bernie posters are twitter searching 'bernie' to dunk on your lovely anti bernie takes"

but now it's just a shibboleth

FORUMS USER 1135
Jan 14, 2004

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008


EPIC MRA president and founder Bernie Porn

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

this might take some of the magic out of it but "Porn" was a not uncommon way to anglicize Bjorn, Bjørn, and Björn

don't think it gets all that much usage now

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

how is that guy still alive with stage 4 lung cancer

well, biden did say he was gonna cure it so this will probably be on one of those biden accomplishment twitters shortly

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

bedpan posted:

this might take some of the magic out of it but "Porn" was a not uncommon way to anglicize Bjorn, Bjørn, and Björn

don't think it gets all that much usage now

so Bjørk might have been spelled Pork

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Random Request: Is there a video of Trump glancing at the sun during the 2017 eclipse with an exact clock or time stamp (preferably with seconds)?

Every video I find does not have a live on-screen clock.

Edit: nevermind. I got it. I think.

Echo Chamber has issued a correction as of 05:33 on Aug 28, 2023

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Toilet paper being treated like Ketracel-white for a couple months.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Animal-Mother posted:

Toilet paper being treated like Ketracel-white for a couple months.

The people who hoarded sanitiser and masks and ended up taking a huge loss when they tried to sell it

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



when people were considered heroes for ordering takeout during the early stages of the pandemic

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
These brothers that hoarded hand sanitizer and gouged did an interview with the failing ny times to show how smart they were only for them to find out gouging is kinda evil and slightly illegal

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/22/us/hand-sanitizer-matt-colvin-noah-coronavirus.html

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



https://twitter.com/alyssa_milano/status/1264248352683646976?s=46&t=UiTVuiDvpkwYqlzJnMDbJA

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

Ruffian Price posted:

[img-skidmark]

this is insanely gross and you have ruined my morning.

Fish of hemp
Apr 1, 2011

A friendly little mouse!

Ammanas posted:

this is insanely gross and you have ruined my morning.

Did you see something awful?

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

Fish of hemp posted:

Did you see something awful?

no, something gross, disgusting and repugnant. the lowest of all Content.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Thank you for capitalizing Content

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
its pretty funny op, I think it's on topic unfortunately

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

I mean the guy was so blocked up with poo poo months ago, I think he’s entitled to let some loose now and then

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost

Large Testicles posted:

I mean the guy was so blocked up with poo poo months ago, I think he’s entitled to let some loose now and then

I think that’s his son, they may just be genetically bad poopers

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

moist turtleneck posted:

Thank you for capitalizing Content

soon it will be so holy we'll be typing C*NT*NT

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Man_of_the_Mountain

quote:

2003 — The Old Man collapsed.[4]
2004 — Coin-operated viewfinders were installed to show how the Old Man looked before its collapse.[4]
2007 — Design of an Old Man of the Mountain memorial announced.
2010 — First phase of the state-sanctioned "Old Man of the Mountain Memorial" was unveiled.
2011 — Profiler Plaza was dedicated on June 12.
2020 — Memorial completed in September.[15]
2023 — State Representative Tim Cahill compared the collapse of the Old Man to 9/11 in debate over a bill to create a memorialization day for the Old Man; this comparison drew criticism.[25]
2023 — New Hampshire establishes May 3 as Old Man of the Mountain Day.[26][27]

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Makes a lot more sense when you know that pareidolia is the official state sport of New Hampshire

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
CNN mocking Joe Rogan for taking horse paste for Covid and Rogan summoning Sanjay Gupta to his podcast to yell at him about it.

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