Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Kulkasha: Jan 15, 2010; But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Likchenpa.

Doom is nothing if not a gentleman, unlike that filthy PEASANT Richards.

# ? Aug 24, 2023 10:06

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# ? May 16, 2024 04:21

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

I imagine there's an outer layer of security guarding the entranceway, and if you get past that on your own you have earned the hospitality of DOOM.

# ? Aug 24, 2023 10:53

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

You also have to figure which is the real Doom amongst a group of doombots

# ? Aug 24, 2023 11:04

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Non Compos Mentis posted:

You also have to figure which is the real Doom amongst a group of doombots

And after dinner, play Doomcharades with all of them (Doom wins).

Doombot #47 drinks too much and gets embarrassing.

# ? Aug 24, 2023 11:46

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Non Compos Mentis posted:

You also have to figure which is the real Doom amongst a group of doombots

This potato dauphinoise is passable, at best... you're not the real Dr Doom!

# ? Aug 24, 2023 11:47

Admiralty Flag: Jun 7, 2007; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

"Very well, Richards, you have made it through my security and I am honor-bound to treat you as a guest, regardless of my own thoughts of you. But mark the fury of Doom! -- for with your fish, I shall serve a claret! No one is safe from my wrath!"

# ? Aug 24, 2023 15:00

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Admiralty Flag posted:

"Very well, Richards, you have made it through my security and I am honor-bound to treat you as a guest, regardless of my own thoughts of you. But mark the fury of Doom! -- for with your fish, I shall serve a claret! No one is safe from my wrath!"

Yeah, but Reed wouldn't even understand why he should feel slighted at that.

# ? Aug 24, 2023 15:38

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Superboy #131 (1966)

# ? Aug 24, 2023 16:19

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Darthemed posted:

Superboy #131 (1966)

So... What's their new name?

# ? Aug 24, 2023 16:29

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Eartho the regular dog

# ? Aug 24, 2023 18:04

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Bark Kent

# ? Aug 24, 2023 18:23

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Hong Kong Phooey the normal racist talking dog

# ? Aug 25, 2023 00:24

Esplanade: Jan 6, 2005

Elissimpark posted:

I imagine Doom just hosts whoever turns up in Latveria because "Richards wouldn't personally cook supper for an unexpected guest. No one is a better host than DOOM! Richards would barely microwave them instant ramen! I, DOOM, prepare my exquisite and sorcerous Welsh Rarebit, with THREE types of cheese, be it day or night...etc"

Reed would forget that he had guests coming and at the last minute come up with some kind of hyper-nutrituous protein cubes based on unstable molecules and Skrull DNA.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 05:49

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Incredible Hulk #86

Hulk no, you're gonna get canceled!

# ? Aug 25, 2023 08:17

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

TwoPair posted:

Incredible Hulk #86

Hulk no, you're gonna get canceled!

I think it's fine in the Hulk's case. He really just doesn't use pronouns often. He really does just use some ones name instead of saying he/she/they most of the time,

# ? Aug 25, 2023 08:34

Suleman: Sep 4, 2011

Air Skwirl posted:

I think it's fine in the Hulk's case. He really just doesn't use pronouns often. He really does just use some ones name instead of saying he/she/they most of the time,

Hulk would be a great pro wrestling commentator. You shouldn't be using pronouns anyway so that the audience always knows which wrestler you're talking about.
Also, well, Hulk as a commentator would just be delightful. They'd probably lose even more announce tables than they usually do, though.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 10:41

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

too bad the name's already taken

# ? Aug 25, 2023 11:14

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Chinston Wurchill posted:

The current Venom run has been all over the place, but this week's issue (#24) is a high point. Al Ewing writes a good (bad) Doom!

Punisher Posting? Nay!

Doom Hosting!

_{Savage Avengers #8}

# ? Aug 25, 2023 13:26

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Everything about Doom must piss off Conan so much and vice versa, I'm surprised they could sit together for as long as they do there.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 13:48

Mulva: Sep 13, 2011; It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Conan's a better ruler too, there's nothing Doom has over him.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 14:36

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Pretty sure the next page is Doom (from behind) taking off his mask to eat.

At the very least, they can respect each other as kings who believe in self-reliance and personal improvement. Even if they have very different opinions on sorcery.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 14:37

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

A brief google suggests Doom likes hosting dinner more than Darkseid likes sitting in other people's armchairs.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 14:47

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Elfface posted:

Pretty sure the next page is Doom (from behind) taking off his mask to eat.

It is, but I enjoy the mental imagery of Doom being a Catty Bitch about hosting dinners

_{Fantastic Four vs the X-Men (1987) - No idea on issue}

# ? Aug 25, 2023 14:52

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Oh, Sue, you know he cared very much about the damage it would cause.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 15:01

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Uthor posted:

So... What's their new name?

Read panels right to left.

Kinnikuman Vol. 2 (1980)

# ? Aug 25, 2023 17:47

Cassius Belli: May 22, 2010; horny is prohibited

Repost, but Doom takes his hospitality very seriously.

Conan comes to respect this; later in Savage Avengers, Dr. Strange suggests a celebratory dinner and Conan says that only Doom eats as kings should.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 18:07

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

It's been a while since I read Savage Avengers, but I don't think the Conan in Savage Avengers has been a King yet.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 20:02