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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

The General posted:

Was Papa Johns.

Eh...I think they're at the top of the mediocre megachains, I'll gonna disqualify that from the worst list.

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SlothfulCobra posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USQxZc9nmtE

hits pizza key

I'm in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzYulkD13D0

# ? Aug 20, 2023 02:07

Groda: Mar 17, 2005; Hair Elf

Decided to hold a pizza party and introduce some Swedes to a little culture.

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# ? Aug 22, 2023 13:57

NC Wyeth Death Cult: Dec 30, 2005; He lost his life in Chadds Ford, he was dancing with a train.

I never understood people who included the cheesesteak's bread but this has been long popular on South Street because both Jim's Steaks and Lorrenzo's are open super late on the weekend and when you're a dozen in this tastes amazing.

# ? Aug 22, 2023 15:27

david_a: Apr 24, 2010; Megamarm

NC Wyeth Death Cult posted:

I never understood people who included the cheesesteak's bread but this has been long popular on South Street because both Jim's Steaks and Lorrenzo's are open super late on the weekend and when you're a dozen in this tastes amazing.

I think it was in the Americana.jpg thread (which is 90% food) somebody went on a long winded rant about the proper bread to use for a Philly Cheesesteak (which does, to be fair, sound substantially different than pizza crust). Without the bread it�s also just a cheesesteak pizza which is a different thing.

# ? Aug 22, 2023 16:34

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

NC Wyeth Death Cult posted:

when you're a dozen in this tastes amazing.

Sounds like you do get it.

# ? Aug 22, 2023 17:59

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# ? Aug 23, 2023 00:41

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

Would, but isn't that basically just nachos

# ? Aug 23, 2023 00:45

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Next time you're in or around Lincoln, Nebraska, I have a request of you:

# ? Aug 27, 2023 02:49

SavageMessiah: Jan 28, 2009; Emotionally drained and spookified; Toilet Rascal

Captain Hygiene posted:

Next time you're in or around Lincoln, Nebraska, I have a request of you:

what the gently caress

# ? Aug 27, 2023 05:02

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

wheres the pizza?!

# ? Aug 27, 2023 05:05

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

I didn't think to look up photos

I feel like the presentation hides half its delights, which is why we need someone to go there in person

# ? Aug 27, 2023 05:14

RadiRoot: Feb 3, 2007

NC Wyeth Death Cult posted:

I never understood people who included the cheesesteak's bread but this has been long popular on South Street because both Jim's Steaks and Lorrenzo's are open super late on the weekend and when you're a dozen in this tastes amazing.

both of em have had fires yet still keep going on. :pray:

# ? Aug 27, 2023 05:18

Martman: Nov 20, 2006

I will definitely go there the next time I hang out in Nebraska

# ? Aug 27, 2023 07:12

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# ? Aug 27, 2023 14:33

SlothfulCobra: Mar 27, 2011

She's a grand old focaccia.

# ? Aug 27, 2023 15:13

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

A peaceful focaccia meadow, but you can see a pepperoni storm brewing on the horizon. A deep, insightful piece.

# ? Aug 27, 2023 15:19

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

ultrafilter posted:

Masterful

# ? Aug 27, 2023 15:20

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

ultrafilter posted:

The Rocky Mountain pepperoni locusts (Melanoplus pepperonius) are swarming across the plains preparing to devour everything in sight.

# ? Aug 27, 2023 15:30

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

SlothfulCobra posted:

She's a grand old focaccia.

Buddy,

# ? Aug 27, 2023 15:37

Devonaut: Jul 10, 2001; Devoted Astronaut

ultrafilter posted:

it's like the shampoo aisle at the drug store

# ? Aug 27, 2023 15:59

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# ? Aug 27, 2023 21:16

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Captain Hygiene posted:

Next time you're in or around Lincoln, Nebraska, I have a request of you:

I work right by this place. Their pepperoni pizza is amazing. Everything is meh.

# ? Aug 27, 2023 22:37

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Captain Hygiene posted:

Next time you're in or around Lincoln, Nebraska, I have a request of you:

Mozzarella is the only thing pedestrian about this. Should have chosen halloumi or cheddar curds instead.

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# ? Aug 27, 2023 22:40

Dokapon Findom: Dec 5, 2022; But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!

A peanut sauce is killer on a pizza with chicken, mozza, red and/or green peppers, green onions...

# ? Aug 27, 2023 22:40

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

chicken satay pizza :thumbsup:

# ? Aug 27, 2023 22:44

Shooting Blanks: Jun 6, 2007; Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade

uber_stoat posted:

chicken satay pizza

Houston used to have a restaurant called Bombay Pizza that did Indian fusion pizzas. It was great, but the location was pretty dedicated to the downtown office lunch crowd and COVID killed it.

Shooting Blanks fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Aug 27, 2023

# ? Aug 27, 2023 22:49

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

mds2 posted:

I work right by this place. Their pepperoni pizza is amazing. Everything is meh.

Oh neat, yeah, the pepperoni looked good. The other thing I noticed is that they're trying to push "Nebraska style" pizza as a thing, I don't think I've seen that before and I'm curious if there's something distinct about it.

# ? Aug 27, 2023 23:03

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Shooting Blanks posted:

Houston used to have a restaurant called Bombay Pizza that did Indian fusion pizzas. It was great, but the location was pretty dedicated to the downtown office lunch crowd and COVID killed it.

Any other good (bad) Houston 'za joints you can mention?

# ? Aug 27, 2023 23:18

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Captain Hygiene posted:

Oh neat, yeah, the pepperoni looked good. The other thing I noticed is that they're trying to push "Nebraska style" pizza as a thing, I don't think I've seen that before and I'm curious if there's something distinct about it.

Runza pizza

# ? Aug 27, 2023 23:24

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Data Graham posted:

Runza pizza

Honestly I'd go for that. There'd probably be just as big a gulf between my expectations and the reality as there is with actual Runzas, though.

# ? Aug 27, 2023 23:35

ColdPie: Jun 9, 2006

Devonaut posted:

it's like the shampoo aisle at the drug store

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# ? Aug 27, 2023 23:40

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Data Graham posted:

Runza pizza

Would it also be tons of funza?

# ? Aug 27, 2023 23:43

Shooting Blanks: Jun 6, 2007; Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Any other good (bad) Houston 'za joints you can mention?

For fusion or traditional?

Off the top of my head, for inner loop (mention your area if this isn't helpful):

Gypsy Poet
Love Buzz (great for by the slice, and open til 2AM)
Romano's on W. Gray (get the Sicilian style)
Luigi's (attached to Axelrad)
Coltivare

The only popular place I've tried and wasn't a fan of is Vinny's - I've tried them a couple times, and both times the food was way too salty.

Places I want to try:

Nonno's - from the same folks as Nobie's and Toasted Coconut
Elro
Betelgeuse Betelgeuse
Tiny Champions - from the same folks as Nancy's Hustle

Shooting Blanks fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Aug 28, 2023

# ? Aug 28, 2023 00:21

Dokapon Findom: Dec 5, 2022; But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!

Name your pizza joint something normal challenge (impossible difficulty)

# ? Aug 28, 2023 04:24

Shooting Blanks: Jun 6, 2007; Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade

Dokapon Findom posted:

Name your pizza joint something normal challenge (impossible difficulty)

Tiny Champions is probably the coolest name on there - it's named after yeast, often the least appreciated/acknowledged ingredient in any pizza.

# ? Aug 28, 2023 05:19

UnassignedCarbon: Sep 28, 2018

AARD VARKMAN posted:

If I am correct this is a Buffalo chicken wing pizza and it absolutely slaps

# ? Aug 28, 2023 05:59

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Dokapon Findom posted:

Name your pizza joint something normal challenge (impossible difficulty)

Melbourne, Australia has a small chain called My Goodness Pizza, and they are loving delicious. Big chunky toppings, and sloppy cheese and sauces. They make an absolutely delicious mess of a pizza.

# ? Aug 28, 2023 11:32