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Dude shoots Everclear, and buckets of it.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 13:08 |
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Come on honey, let’s do a shot.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 13:10 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:Nah, the real lols come from the Hisband's line of "well the gift was to you, so YOU have to pay, but I like it, so you can't give it back." Betcha the new coffee maker is something hubby wanted and her existing one was "wrong" for some reason. Wrong brand, given to her by someone he didn't like, pink, whatever.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 13:12 |
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Nocheez posted:My German neighbors have a 6 year old girl that loves to play with my 5-year old son. She is very forthright, and will straight up ask for anything. It's pretty funny, and my wife and I always have a new story for each other about her. Megillah Gorilla posted:That's when you say, "Yes, but only if you take this cardboard box that got milk spilled on it and this handful of old eggshells as well." ..And I'm pretty sure that's how German Fairy Tales get started.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 13:14 |
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Alcohol is stored in the balls
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 13:44 |
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The Alchemist posted:Alcohol is stored in the balls But with the piss there too, where does sperm come from? poo poo, is that why men need to have sex so much? So they don't get a DUI?
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 13:47 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:But with the piss there too, where does sperm come from? Blue (curacao) balls.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 13:49 |
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The Alchemist posted:Alcohol is stored in the balls I've found that the lowball is mostly alcohol, whereas the highball tends to have a fair amount of mixers as well
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 14:23 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:But with the piss there too, where does sperm come from? Nobody knows where sperm comes from. Why do you think there are so many unplanned pregnancies? If only we could stop the sperm at the source.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 14:31 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:If only we could stop the sperm at the source. Well, if Krakatoa was a volcano, surely spermatozoa is one as well right? Just plug it up wherever that is!
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Batterypowered7 posted:Nobody knows where sperm comes from. Why do you think there are so many unplanned pregnancies? If only we could stop the sperm at the source. I bet it comes from the woman really. That's why so many men get babytrapped! AITA for calling my daughters father Spineless and his girlfriend creepy over their name choice for their daughter? quote:A little bit of context for you all, I ended up falling pregnant with my 10 year old daughter during a drunken hook-up with a friend in my mid 20s. Not the most glamourous or flattering truth but it's the truth all the same. When we found out we decided to keep the child and co-parent while remaining friends. We were never a couple and we didn't want to be one either.
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Cowslips Warren posted:I bet it comes from the woman really. That's why so many men get babytrapped!
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:02 |
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It's called sharing and it's a shame this woman never learned about it.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:02 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:It's called sharing and it's a shame this woman never learned about it. Sure, so you say, but how do Popes Corky I - VIII feel about it?
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Cowslips Warren posted:I bet it comes from the woman really. That's why so many men get babytrapped! What a way to find out the kid was never family to them after all. Goddamn.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:07 |
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As an aside I kind of hate the phrase "falling pregnant". Sounds so weird to me.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:08 |
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Biplane posted:As an aside I kind of hate the phrase "falling pregnant". Sounds so weird to me. I mean, I kind of get her describing it as an ailment given all the... fun involved and the fact that the only time she got pregnant wasn't planned. It's still loving weird, though.
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Biplane posted:As an aside I kind of hate the phrase "falling pregnant". Sounds so weird to me. Sounds like OSHA needs to get involved.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Sounds like OSHA needs to get involved. If the pregnant was wearing safety harness this wouldn't have happened
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:14 |
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Biplane posted:As an aside I kind of hate the phrase "falling pregnant". Sounds so weird to me. might be influenced by another language, in french the expression "tomber enceinte" (falling pregnant literally translated) is pretty common, I'm guessing it can't be the only case
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:14 |
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A pregnancy causing incident occurred
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:46 |
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AITA for divorcing my wife after she gave me an ultimatum between her and pipe smoking?quote:So, for a bit of background, I (38M) have been happily married to my wife (35F) for 12 years. We've had our ups and downs, but for the most part, things have been good. About 6 years ago, I picked up pipe smoking as a hobby. It started innocently enough, when I found a beautiful vintage meerschaum pipe at a flea market. I thought it was just going to be a decorative item, but soon enough I was buying different blends of tobacco, attending pipe conventions, and joining online forums. I found it to be a calming and meditative practice that helped me de-stress after a long day. when your wife's gone you'll be able to fill a second room with fedoras
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Upgrade posted:A pregnancy causing incident occurred
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:49 |
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Just want to point out that pregnant people love it when you use terminology that implies pregnancy is a sickness. If you really want to get on their good side definitely mention you understand why their acting like a bitch what with all those hormones and everything.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:50 |
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Upgrade posted:A pregnancy causing incident occurred A penis involved pregnancy
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:54 |
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for divorcing my wife after she gave me an ultimatum between her and pipe smoking? So this guy was doing the pipe thing with a pregnant person/infant/toddlers in the house huh.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:55 |
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for divorcing my wife after she gave me an ultimatum between her and pipe smoking? An entire room, Filled with pipes. That he just sits in and smokes. That guy does know that a "smoking room" usually had more than one person in it, right?
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:56 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Sounds like OSHA needs to get involved. IT HAS BEEN [547 DAYS] SINCE THE LAST PREGNANCY
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wheatpuppy posted:Sure, so you say, but how do Popes Corky I - VIII feel about it? They were exhumed by the Honorable Pope Corky IX and put on trial for crimes against the church. Being dead their defenses were lifeless, and they were found guilty and excommunicated, stripped of the Papal names. So really, there is only one Pope Corky.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 16:00 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:Sorry, I am not prepared to deal with the implied existence of abnormal mayonnaise "Fall pregnant" is a standard British phrase. Like, I loathe "passed away" instead of "died", but it's the American convention.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 16:03 |
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for divorcing my wife after she gave me an ultimatum between her and pipe smoking? Why yes, he does have 10+ posts in subreddits like r/PipeTobacco why do you ask? This one makes me sad because I know 100% it's true and I mean, I guess the kids will end up being raised without their father but they're too young to understand that.
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Hughlander posted:Why yes, he does have 10+ posts in subreddits like r/PipeTobacco why do you ask? This one makes me sad because I know 100% it's true and I mean, I guess the kids will end up being raised without their father but they're too young to understand that. What do you mean, they have a whole dedicated room and everyth- oh, his people children
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 16:06 |
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Biplane posted:IT HAS BEEN [547 DAYS] SINCE THE LAST PREGNANCY Ah, twins!
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 16:19 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:Anassema Analthema was right there Blue Moonlight posted:How the gently caress did the father made it through the night alive? Probably this part what a bunch of loving ghouls quote:My mother thinks that although the joke was distasteful, because he is my uncle and he is an adult I should not have said that. The rest of the family agrees with her. Pope Corky the IX posted:It's called sharing and it's a shame this woman never learned about it. Rename both kids Sharon. Problem solved!
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 16:30 |
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Is falling pregnant related to all of those open vaginas just laying around that those poor guys fall penis-first into accidentally while trying very hard not to cheat?
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 16:32 |
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Sorry, my daughter is also named Pnurtis, you'll have to pick something else.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 16:35 |
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Rename both kids Sharon. Problem solved! One named Sharon, the other named Sharealike.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 16:58 |
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Fall pregnant, spring born.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 17:10 |
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We’re running out of Pnurtis name tags
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Biplane posted:As an aside I kind of hate the phrase "falling pregnant". Sounds so weird to me. That's what happens when you don't plug the volcano!
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