[tirp] Yeah I can vouch for oats in meaty loafs [RIP Crusader]

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

tenderjerk posted:

there is nowhere in america where 12 out of 12 people would vote to convict "TRUMP"

I tend to agree with you

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Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

kaleedity posted:

if trbpm isn't above or below the law, what does that make him

on the law

or possibly the law itself

# ? Aug 28, 2023 16:58

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

ex post facho posted:

please do not post polls, as they are all fake made up bullshit. Thank You. 🙏

# ? Aug 28, 2023 16:58

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

Harton posted:

this is meaningless

all polls are

# ? Aug 28, 2023 16:59

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

mcmagic posted:

I tend to agree with you

didn't yrump literally just lose a jury trial

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CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

tenderjerk posted:

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

jury selection is going to be loving sick

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ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

oh, so NOW you feel differently about jury nullification

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Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Hahahahahahahaha

Lmao

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Greg Legg: Oct 6, 2004

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Hahahahahahahaha

lol

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Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

tenderjerk posted:

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Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/KaelanDC/status/1696172262481686558

nor... below? the law?

# ? Aug 28, 2023 17:10

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drowningidiot posted:

not gonna lie this is pretty dope

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1695062727448736042

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WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

kaleedity posted:

if trbpm isn't above or below the law, what does that make him

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

tenderjerk posted:

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

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Scapulor: Nov 21, 2005; The man with the magic scapulae; Pillbug

kaleedity posted:

if trbpm isn't above or below the law, what does that make him

tmup: I AM THE LAW

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Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

Fix posted:

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Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

You�re judged, bye bye

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Drunkboxer: Jun 30, 2007

WrasslorMonkey posted:

trump would wear the stalone movie helmet because it was more tacky looking and was designed by versace

# ? Aug 28, 2023 17:18

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

your favorite law, me

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Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

why is there no big titty anime political cartoonist

untapped market imo

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ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

WrasslorMonkey posted:

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crime fighting hog: Jun 29, 2006; I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

WrasslorMonkey posted:

respect the badge

he earned it with his turmp

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Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

I made a big big deal when it comes to Peach Trees, beautiful property

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Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Trial date set for the day before Super Tuesday lol and, if I may be so bold, lmao

# ? Aug 28, 2023 17:21

Greg Legg: Oct 6, 2004

WrasslorMonkey posted:

lol

# ? Aug 28, 2023 17:25

Brainwreck: Mar 17, 2009; Dinosaur Gum

https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1696194633942892932

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William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

Tom Tucker posted:

Trial date set for the day before Super Tuesday lol and, if I may be so bold, lmao

There's no way to involuntarily take the nomination away from the Republican Party candidate. What happens if Trump is found guilty and sentenced to prison after he obtains enough pledged delegates to guarantee the nomination? Republican schism? Or just louder calls of WITCH HUNT?

Guessing the latter.

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Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

quote:

Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, who became known as �Joe the Plumber� after he famously confronted then-candidate Barack Obama over his tax policy during the 2008 presidential campaign, died Sunday. He was 49.

Wurzelbacher became a media sensation in October 2008 when he challenged Obama during a campaign stop in Ohio about his tax plan being anathema to the American Dream. Obama countered that his proposal would actually aid alleged small business owners like Wurzelbacher.

In 2008, Wurzelbacher signed with a publicity management agent regarding media relationships, including "a possible record deal with a major label, personal appearances, and corporate sponsorships."

In January 2009, Wurzelbacher became a war correspondent for PJ Media. His first assignment involved visiting Israel for ten days during the Gaza War, with his reporting focusing on the Israeli experience of the conflict.

In February 2014, Wurzelbacher took a job at a Jeep plant which required him to be a member of the United Auto Workers. He complained that his colleagues called him a "Tea-bagger".

Fake plumber guy is dead.

# ? Aug 28, 2023 17:27

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Brainwreck posted:

https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1696194633942892932

lol

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SomethingBeautiful: Oct 22, 2008; Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

there's a barn I drive by on the way to work that has more maga stuff on it every week and the latest addition was a trump/pence 2020 sign for some reason? think I found the only guy hoping pence is vp again

# ? Aug 28, 2023 17:29

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Bethamphetamine posted:

Fake plumber guy is dead.

lmao owned

# ? Aug 28, 2023 17:30

gregday: May 23, 2003

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External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

tenderjerk posted:

Lol

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

I bet if you punched Charlie Kirk in the face your hand would get swallowed into his head

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!