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SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


lol just lol that anyone is seriousposting "trump is thinking five moves ahead ackshually". Go back to patriots.win. You're not WRONG that Trump's way of posting and idiotic spelling errors etc. appeal to and are relatable by his base of idiots and morons, but it's not because he's planning it that way, it's because he's actually just a goddamn idiot moron. Literally every high ranking official from the Trump admin who left said that - in fact, Rex Tillerson as I recall said it in public and was fired for it.

Thinking that a guy who couldn't make money in the CASINO BUSINESS is somehow carefully tailoring his rhetoric and speech patterns to maximize his audience draw is ....real special. Trump's a loudmouthed moron, he attracts other loudmouthed morons, that's it, that's all there is.

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kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

It's more likely that the "plea" is simply that the plea will be entered at this time. No motions will be filed until the defendant hears the charges.

Edit:

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


Hoping that we'll get a repeat of CPAC's "We are all Domestic Terrorists'" after Trump goes to trial and they nominate him by saying "We are all convicted rapists and traitors"

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I think it's more a "are you pleading guilty or not guilty" sort of thing

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

loving :lol:



Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



Sydney Bottocks posted:

I feel like it was reported somewhere, at some point, that Trump was dumb enough to think declaring himself a candidate for the presidency automatically meant he was immune from being prosecuted for his crimes, during the length of his candidacy :laugh:

Honestly, that's not even that stupid in the grand scheme of things by his standards.

Prosecuting a party's front-running candidate for president is a lot harder than basically anyone else. It certainly doesn't make him immune, but it DOES help, even if it shouldn't.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Do it, get loving lost like you've been saying liberals should have this entire time.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



From the political alignment geniuses that brought you Brexit, get ready for the sequel.
Texit.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







Good riddance assholes, you won't be missed! I'll even help you pack!

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I feel like it was reported somewhere, at some point, that Trump was dumb enough to think declaring himself a candidate for the presidency automatically meant he was immune from being prosecuted for his crimes, during the length of his candidacy :laugh:

I don’t think it was this - with his reptilian cunning, he knew that the earlier he declared his candidacy, especially with all of the dumb poo poo he had done, he could decry ANOTHER POLITICAL WITCH HUNT, that they were persecuting a leading candidate for President and as usual, fundraise from it when they inevitably did bring cases.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Djarum posted:

Yes. With him unable to campaign you are going to get less face time on the news and whatnot, especially local news.

The bigger hit is down ticket though. Senate, House and State/Local level candidates HEAVILY rely upon Presidential rubs. Even a Senate Candidate might attract a thousand or two at an event. A Presidential candidate event will draw many times that. That gives you exposure and more importantly donations.

Also this is incredibly important for enthusiasm for a campaign/party. It is why you see candidates make stops in states that they have little chance of winning to get some enthusiasm for the campaign and the party in those states.

I can’t imagine a more nightmare scenario than your candidate stuck in a courtroom, with no cameras, and the only things they can do is make statements before and after their court appearance for the day. All while very negative and damaging information comes out daily.

Theoretically he would have a VP candidate out there stumping a VP never had the same juice as the Presidential pick and Trump isn’t going to pick anyone who will be a great surrogate because they might over shadow him and/or be a threat.

You want to lose in a landslide Nationwide? This is how you do it.

in addition, this is functionally how Trump ended up winning in 2016. hilary saw her opponent was Literally Donald loving Trump and functionally stopped running a campaign while Trump ran a pretty energetic one. hilary should've been a slam dunk for dozens of reasons and she functionally pissed it away by not running a normal campaign.

on the upside, she conclusively proved that all of the things we "knew" were important in political campaigns - lots of face time, lots of appearances, lots of tag line and stump speech repetition - were in fact so critical that one of the most well-known political insiders in american politics could lose to a loudmouthed idiot if these rules were ignored.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Love it or leave it

No, not like that!!

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.



The biggest dipshit chud I've ever worked with tried to get Italian citizenship through his grandmother and after two flights to Italy to actually meet with officials for it he finally got told to pound sand

Extremely funny that the exit strategy is "enjoy the benefits of progressive unified European governance"

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

kw0134 posted:

Do it, get loving lost like you've been saying liberals should have this entire time.

i like how some dead guy in a ground (rush) said that he wanted to have a zoo display with the last two libs in the 90s and no one canceled that fat bloated sack of poo poo

also never mind that regressive poo poo always wants to zero out its enemies, and will keep going through a list of new enemies because regressives always need a new one.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





:sickos:

Edit: see previous posts :sad:

Rod Hoofhearted fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Aug 28, 2023

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Notoriously unwoke Europe

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Civil posted:

This was inside an article posted here earlier, but ICYMI, here's Habba saying Trump doesn't need time to prepare for his Georgia case.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1695791422815801461

Habba the Jutt?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






PhazonLink posted:

i like how some dead guy in a ground (rush) said that he wanted to have a zoo display with the last two libs in the 90s and no one canceled that fat bloated sack of poo poo

Cancer sure did, lol

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Djarum posted:

That is about as bad of a trial date as Trump could get. It is the day before Super Tuesday so if he makes it past that he will effectively be unable to campaign for the next 4-6 weeks at minimum. If he locks up the nomination on Super Tuesday, which is probable, the GOP then has a nominee that can’t campaign for at least a month and potentially could be incarcerated after that.

They desperately need to get rid of Trump and figure out their alternative yesterday. But it is the modern GOP so expect the stupidest timeline from them.

the moderate GOP doesnt know how to do anything outside dogwhistle and trickle down poo poo. the GOP dreams of an chud obama but Obama ran on hope and change, all the GOP runs on is stagnation and "tradition" and now its just open fear mongering

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





haljordan posted:

Remember that time he called into Fox & Friends and rambled on for so long that the one host kept trying to politely end the call, but Trump wouldn't shut the gently caress up for five seconds?

edit: It was actually Maria Bartiromo's show

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a27310320/donald-trump-fox-news-maria-bartiromo-interview-rant/

quote:

Trump loves Fox News. He reportedly watches the channel for hours each day, and gives the network the vast majority of all his televised interviews—as of January, he’d had 44 Fox interviews, and given the other major networks just 10. The problem is that TV runs on a tight schedule and Donald Trump does not, which results in the hilarious-yet-horrifying spectacle of the President of the United States rambling over a TV anchor who’s just trying to get him to finish the interview so that she can cut to commercial already.

55 interviews with cable news seems like a lot, but

quote:

Headshot of Gabrielle BruneyBy Gabrielle Bruney PUBLISHED: APR 29, 2019

holy guacamole

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

haljordan posted:

Cancer sure did, lol

Cancer culture

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







lmao

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

SyNack Sassimov posted:

lol just lol that anyone is seriousposting "trump is thinking five moves ahead ackshually". Go back to patriots.win. You're not WRONG that Trump's way of posting and idiotic spelling errors etc. appeal to and are relatable by his base of idiots and morons, but it's not because he's planning it that way, it's because he's actually just a goddamn idiot moron. Literally every high ranking official from the Trump admin who left said that - in fact, Rex Tillerson as I recall said it in public and was fired for it.

Thinking that a guy who couldn't make money in the CASINO BUSINESS is somehow carefully tailoring his rhetoric and speech patterns to maximize his audience draw is ....real special. Trump's a loudmouthed moron, he attracts other loudmouthed morons, that's it, that's all there is.

The roomer come out does Domnald Trump is dumb?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Haruharuharuko posted:

The roomer come out does Domnald Trump is dumb?

Why many word when few roomer do trick?

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

PhazonLink posted:

i like how some dead guy in a ground (rush) said that he wanted to have a zoo display with the last two libs in the 90s and no one canceled that fat bloated sack of poo poo

also never mind that regressive poo poo always wants to zero out its enemies, and will keep going through a list of new enemies because regressives always need a new one.

Listen, the cancer did the best it could, okay?

Pyrtanis
Jun 30, 2007

The ghosts of our glories are gray-bearded guides
Fun Shoe
March 4th 2024 will be a day of bounteous lols


article posted:

A federal judge has set a March 4, 2024 trial date for former U.S. president Donald Trump in the case where he is accused of plotting to overturn results of the last presidential election.

Trump's lawyers, citing the time they say is needed to review 11.5 million pages of documents they've received from prosecutors, have asked for a trial in April 2026 — about a year and a half after the presidential election.

Federal prosecutors had proposed a Jan. 2 trial in federal court in Washington, D.C.

U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan told lawyers at the outset of the court appearance that neither of those dates was acceptable.

"The public has a right to a prompt and efficient resolution of this matter," Chutkan said upon setting the date.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIxBmyRQlwQ

vvvv my guy, yes, the answer really is there are some voters who are that dumb, and trump knows it in the sense that they are voting for him, but intentional spelling errors he is not making. multiple people have confirmed Trump is actually tweeting totally off the cuff, every tweet is as close to his actual thoughts that we can get, no one is editing or coaching him, nearly every tweet is really him.

OMFG FURRY fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Aug 28, 2023

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

SyNack Sassimov posted:

lol just lol that anyone is seriousposting "trump is thinking five moves ahead ackshually". Go back to patriots.win. You're not WRONG that Trump's way of posting and idiotic spelling errors etc. appeal to and are relatable by his base of idiots and morons, but it's not because he's planning it that way, it's because he's actually just a goddamn idiot moron. Literally every high ranking official from the Trump admin who left said that - in fact, Rex Tillerson as I recall said it in public and was fired for it.

Thinking that a guy who couldn't make money in the CASINO BUSINESS is somehow carefully tailoring his rhetoric and speech patterns to maximize his audience draw is ....real special. Trump's a loudmouthed moron, he attracts other loudmouthed morons, that's it, that's all there is.
My dude, do you honestly think this guy cares about spelling errors
https://twitter.com/TheGoodLiars/status/1688659111884288001

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

sticksy posted:

Notoriously unwoke Europe

Some Florida chud goes to Germany, flies a swastikas' flag, throws up a sieg heil*, and immediately gets thrown in jail.

Batterypowered7 fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Aug 28, 2023

Gadzuko
Feb 14, 2005

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Pyrtanis posted:

March 4th 2024 will be a day of bounteous lols

There's no way they've received 11.5 million pages of documents lol

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Froghammer posted:

My dude, do you honestly think this guy cares about spelling errors
https://twitter.com/TheGoodLiars/status/1688659111884288001

Someone should repost the, "if I poo poo on the sidewalk guy" video so I can relive the :lol:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






The fact that Rush Limbaugh's dead rotting bloated corpse has a Presidential Medal of Freedom but the guy who tuned up Rand Paul doesn't is one of the greatest injustices in human history.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:




Europe and Central America don’t want you either go live under the sea, bitches

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




wilderthanmild posted:

There's no way they've received 11.5 million pages of documents lol

That wouldn't be out of the ordinary for a big case and they have automated means to sort through it. They'll be fine (the lawyers, not Trump lol).

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

wilderthanmild posted:

There's no way they've received 11.5 million pages of documents lol
"Pages" is doing heavy lifting, because a "page" of material can be a single email reply with a thumbs-up emoji agreeing to lunch at the local taco place. It's not 11.5 million "pages" of text as dense as the OED.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Ralph Hurley posted:

Europe and Central America don’t want you either go live under the sea, bitches

We don't need to pollute the oceans anymore. I say live on the sun.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

sticksy posted:

Notoriously unwoke Europe

Hey they can move to *checks notes* Hungary.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I miss that Barak Obama guy can we bring him back?

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explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


"If Biden "wins'"

Pretty funny that they've already just decided that anyone other than Trump winning in 2024 is for sure because it was rigged and stollen

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