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Apologies to all the aliens on board, the ship was designed with humans in mind, so you may find your tentacles don't fit well in certain places.
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Two legs good. Eight legs better!
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Aug 28, 2023 19:26
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we should totally all act human when the next alien tries to infiltrate the ship and see how long it takes them to figure it out
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Aug 28, 2023 19:26
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*shapeshifts into a chair* Heh heh heh 
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Aug 28, 2023 19:27
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This is going to sound really bad but could we have separate drinking fountains for humans and aliens? Because I saw X'öhr put his proboscis in the drat thing
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Aug 28, 2023 19:37
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Crazy coincidence but human water fountains look very much like the females of X’öhr’s species.
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Aug 28, 2023 19:40
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Aug 28, 2023 19:42
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Crazy coincidence but human water fountains look very much like the females of X’öhr’s species. Oh. I thought there was a problem with the water cyclers. Bamboozled again.
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Aug 28, 2023 19:45
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Petition to pipe torpedo juice through the water fountain.
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Aug 28, 2023 19:58
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Good news everyone! The flip went off without a hitch, and we are now slowing down to prepare for orbital insertion at Callisto in about 6 months. Big shoutout to the engineering teams for this success. As a celebration, tomorrow night will be pizza and beer night in the Cafe! 18:00 start time. And after, we'll have some live music and games in the Lounge!
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Crazy coincidence but human water fountains look very much like the females of X’öhr’s species. Yes.....coincidence
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redshirt posted:Good news everyone! The flip went off without a hitch, and we are now slowing down to prepare for orbital insertion at Callisto in about 6 months. Heh….insertion
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Aug 29, 2023 00:08
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I’m starting a nude oiled fight club behind the waste recycler on E deck. Bring your own oil.
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Aug 29, 2023 04:56
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Pinche Rudo posted:I’m starting a nude oiled fight club behind the waste recycler on E deck. Bring your own oil. Is drinking fountain secretion okay?
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Aug 29, 2023 05:02
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can we PLEASE remove "Rocket Man" from the karaoke machine
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Aug 29, 2023 05:12
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numberoneposter posted:can we PLEASE remove "Rocket Man" from the karaoke machine And for the 13th month in a row, Ziggy Stardust remains the number one played song!
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Aug 29, 2023 19:53
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hmm, news broadcast is saying the new congress canceled our mission and redirected funding to the loving mars colony. again. looks like we have permission to continue on to callisto, but they're telling us not to bother coming back because there won't be any mission control to talk to us by the end of the fiscal year. ah well, i'd still vote for 'em again. i'm VERY serious about gas stove back home. Bad Purchase fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Aug 29, 2023 |
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Aug 29, 2023 19:57
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Bad Purchase posted:hmm, news broadcast is saying the new congress canceled our mission and redirected funding to the loving mars colony. again. The fools! One of our primary missions is to establish a water terminal to supply water to Mars and all the outposts in the Belt.
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Aug 29, 2023 21:59
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Bad news everyone: it seems we've run out of toilet paper. Not to worry, though, as a replacement we've already started cutting little squares out of the parachutes on the reentry capsules for Earth return.
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Aug 29, 2023 23:01
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I ain't going back to Earth.
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Bad Purchase posted:hmm, news broadcast is saying the new congress canceled our mission and redirected funding to the loving mars colony. again. Powered Descent posted:Bad news everyone: it seems we've run out of toilet paper. Not to worry, though, as a replacement we've already started cutting little squares out of the parachutes on the reentry capsules for Earth return. Wow I guess what they say is true, when God closes a door he opens a window
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Aug 30, 2023 01:07
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Yeah well I didn’t want to go back to Earth anyway 
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If we tore the Callisto station apart for fuel we could probably visit the Mars station hard enough to wipe it off the planet.
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numberoneposter posted:I ain't going back to Earth. Let's have a show of hands, everyone! If you were born on Earth, let's see how many there are...left to consume over the rest of this all-you-can-eat voyage
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Aug 30, 2023 03:45
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Announcement: it turns out that parachute silk isn't terribly absorbent and so it isn't much good as a bathroom wipe after all. In its stead, we suggest wiping with your extra socks.
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People (and I refer to the non-humans as people too, since we're all just folks)! We didn't travel all this way to give up! We have a mission to accomplish and we're close to starting! As for TP, there's plenty in storage, you just need to make a requisition request. Also, the janitorial staff should have already taken care of that. Will have to review at our next Staff meeting.
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We've got some plants with big soft sturdy leaves in the greenhouses, but I'd rather it not come to that kind of TP shortage (why don't you people use the bidet function in the 'fresher, for God's sake?). The guinea pigs really enjoy running around in the shade and such. Welcome to our new non-human crew mates and friends - feel free to come by and pet the guinea pigs!
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Aug 30, 2023 14:52
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FYI most of the TP in storage has been requisitioned for streamers and paper mache craft nights.
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Hey so I just thought I'd mention how we're nearing the jungle research outpost on the planet Arachnor in the Ominis System where my heretofore unmentioned Older Brother is stationed. We haven't heard from the colony in a few weeks, they were very excited about some critters they'd found but then started having comms issues. Anyway I'm sure everything is fine but it would be good to catch up with Older Brother, who is a hero to me. It's only a few light years out of our way and the crew has been asking for more shore leave after the Terror Vortex last week.
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redshirt posted:As for TP, there's plenty in storage, you just need to make a requisition request. ...Oh. In unrelated news, for this week's contest, we're looking for fun ideas of what to do with fifty thousand pre-cut six-inch squares of parachute cloth.
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ReelBigLizard posted:Hey so I just thought I'd mention how we're nearing the jungle research outpost on the planet Arachnor in the Ominis System where my heretofore unmentioned Older Brother is stationed. Yeah that sucks and all but like, this ship is going to Callisto, bro, the moons of Jupiter are nowhere near the Ominus System.
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Powered Descent posted:...Oh. Quilting bee?
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Mad Hamish posted:Yeah that sucks and all but like, this ship is going to Callisto, bro, the moons of Jupiter are nowhere near the Ominus System. It is only a few dozen years detour. The Company is fine with this.
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Mad Hamish posted:Yeah that sucks and all but like, this ship is going to Callisto, bro, the moons of Jupiter are nowhere near the Ominus System. Agreed. He'll have to be content with a video message to the Ominus System. We're here to do work on Callisto. Speaking of, Mission Specialist simulation training today from 13:00 - 16:00. Mandatory attendance.
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Aug 30, 2023 16:14
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We're overdue for a mutiny committee meeting. Who was keeping track of action items?
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Outrail posted:We're overdue for a mutiny committee meeting. Who was keeping track of action items? Y'all taking notes on a shipboard criminal conspiracy???
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i just remembered i'm still on this crew. last time i checked in it was to requisition a weapon for ... not a mutiny.
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Buce posted:i just remembered i'm still on this crew. last time i checked in it was to requisition a weapon for ... not a mutiny. There's only one gun on board and it's in the Captain's safe.
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Powered Descent posted:Bad news everyone: it seems we've run out of toilet paper. Not to worry, though, as a replacement we've already started cutting little squares out of the parachutes on the reentry capsules for Earth return. posting / shipname combo???
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