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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

"Sherried prunes in jelly" is in a Frankie Valli voice in my head

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
I hear the Supersizers Go menu narrator saying "Sherried Prunes in Jelly" and I would also give them a go.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
i hate it

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

quote:

This enviable Christmas dinner centre piece is hand crafted in white Belgian chocolate with astounding attention to detail meaning you really will fool them into thinking you are serving raw meat.

We have put our squeamishness aside once again in order to hand paint the skin and blood effects to a delightful finish for you.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Oh wow, it got me for sure, I didn't even think about a possibility of it not being am actual raw turkey someone plated for a weird photo.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Captain Hygiene posted:

Oh wow, it got me for sure, I didn't even think about a possibility of it not being am actual raw turkey someone plated for a weird photo.

Same. While it looks great, drat that's a lot of white chocolate...

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Shooting Blanks posted:

Same. While it looks great, drat that's a lot of white chocolate...
Hollow, but still 1.4kg

and £145

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Fill it with cranberry jam.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Set it in a little puddle of pale rosé for extra raw effect

Then slurp it in front of company :unsmigghh:

root beer has a new favorite as of 02:25 on Aug 28, 2023

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender








Drink your gelatin, it's good for your fingernails.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Oh yum, I love other juices, sugar, and solids

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
the "instant" milk bothers me more

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
What, you'd rather have "delayed" milk??

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

It's "instant" milk like "instant" coffee. Sucks, but it does the job.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Gelatin+eggnog? Would.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


I think there might be something wrong with me. The tomato aspic sounds like it’d be good as a sort of Greek salad with cucumbers, olives and feta in it.
I wonder if my family would disown me if I made it for Christmas?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Don't eat the orange snow

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

UwUnabomber posted:

Gelatin+eggnog? Would.

eggblob

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://packaged-media.redd.it/qpn6...56569d05d4b#t=0

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





you could execute me today if my last meal was the first one and you buried me in the second one

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Tomato sauce squeezies looking suspiciously like ketchup

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

before I processed "tomato sauce squeezies" were separate and, included I assumed the circles around the perimeter were full of tomato sauce and you squeeze them to release tomato sauce, like a zit or cyst.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Get me high and/or drunk enough and I would disappear that whole plate

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

dog nougat posted:

Tomato sauce squeezies looking suspiciously like ketchup

In Australia we call ketchup tomato sauce
Squeezes are little disposable plastic containers that you squeeze onto your pie

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I was sad to find out Four'n Twenty isn't a weed reference.

atholbrose
Feb 28, 2001

Splish!

LifeSunDeath posted:

I was sad to find out Four'n Twenty isn't a weed reference.

I bet they don't even contain any blackbirds at all.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

LifeSunDeath posted:

I was sad to find out Four'n Twenty isn't a weed reference.
Are you saying the guy who put 24 black birds into a pie wasn't high?

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



TontoCorazon posted:

Get me high and/or drunk enough and I would disappear that whole plate

This. I will deal with the consequences the following day.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


TontoCorazon posted:

Get me high and/or drunk enough and I would disappear that whole plate

The problem is those fries are going to get soggy and gross. I hate when the time is taken to make something nice and crispy and then it gets wetted immediately. Tempura soba in Japan, they fry this perfect shrimp then stick it into soup so it's all gooey. Please put the crispy on the side, I'll dip.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Grand Fromage posted:

The problem is those fries are going to get soggy and gross. I hate when the time is taken to make something nice and crispy and then it gets wetted immediately. Tempura soba in Japan, they fry this perfect shrimp then stick it into soup so it's all gooey. Please put the crispy on the side, I'll dip.

I'm a few hours into a degenerate binge, you think I care about soggy fries?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


TontoCorazon posted:

I'm a few hours into a degenerate binge, you think I care about soggy fries?

You can be drunk and still have standards. :colbert:

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
The entombment is complete, they would just revert to their natural state of mashed potatoes. Surely a misdemeanor compared to the grand felony of battering or breading something and sticking it a steam bath or pre saucing it.

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

The shape of that crust makes it look like a fortress of fatty meats. A garrison of gout if you will.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

zedprime posted:

Are you saying the guy who put 24 black birds into a pie wasn't high?

"Ohhh poo poo whaaaaat the gently caress did I dooooo"

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

EoinCannon posted:

In Australia we call ketchup tomato sauce
Squeezes are little disposable plastic containers that you squeeze onto your pie

:mods:

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Grand Fromage posted:

You can be drunk and still have standards. :colbert:

My friend, standards were thrown outta the window a long time ago

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Grand Fromage posted:

The problem is those fries are going to get soggy and gross. I hate when the time is taken to make something nice and crispy and then it gets wetted immediately. Tempura soba in Japan, they fry this perfect shrimp then stick it into soup so it's all gooey. Please put the crispy on the side, I'll dip.

Cheese sauce isn't the same as water though. How well do fries absorb emulsified oil?

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Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

does "lovechild" mean something different in australia :huh:

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