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Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Chas McGill posted:

Whenever I do a reread it's always a bit weird how Pat is introduced in the dirtiest dudes in town bit. Also funny how Beef is identified as being not Ray and not Pat. I remember expecting Pat to have a much bigger role.
Remember when Cornelius didn't know what vodka, bourbon, and tequila were?

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World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


but he knew that he wasn't afraid of the loving POLICE right then

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Zereth posted:

Remember when Cornelius didn't know what vodka, bourbon, and tequila were?

anything before The Party is like an achewood-adjacent art test

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


Cornelius definitely knows better and less obvious ways to pull his robe out of his asscrack now.

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

And instead of being excited that Flava Flav would be around with a blinking gold tooth, he'd swear oaths and fie upon the bragadoccio of a rap person.

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

Pat would never say "Why would you want that much zin, man?". He'd recommend some kind of inane fauxcohol "wyne" made from sustainably discarded abalone shell or some poo poo.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I can definitely believe the arc of Pat from frat bro to clean living annoying vegan who takes ayahuasca

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Pat would go around the party pushing people to try the worst kombucha you've ever tasted.

mutantIke
Oct 24, 2022

Born in '04
Certified Zoomer
Ray has been exactly the same since the beginning.

moot the hopple
Apr 26, 2008

dyslexic Bowie clone
Very dumb but very sweet charismatic guy is a powerful archetype

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Ray if he wasnt rich would be a tragic figure on the level of Simon Pegg's character from The World's End

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


mutantIke posted:

Ray has been exactly the same since the beginning.

Yeah, for how much all the other characters have changed since their early incarnations, Ray has always just been, and always shall be, Ray. Even after rehab he's the same endless font of dumbass charisma as always.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

MikeCrotch posted:

Ray if he wasnt rich would be a tragic figure on the level of Simon Pegg's character from The World's End

ray wouldn't have ever been ray if he wasn't rich. things Just Work Out for ray so he's never considered Problems. it's basically impossible for this to happen to you unless you're rich

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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more falafel please posted:

ray wouldn't have ever been ray if he wasn't rich. things Just Work Out for ray so he's never considered Problems. it's basically impossible for this to happen to you unless you're rich
Yeah, like you have a spread in the dirtiest dudes from town. Pat clearly isn't poor but he's also not gently caress-you rich. Beef is Poor in his heart.

But he is not poor in the way of Peter Cropes. Similarly, Teodor is of the same Class as Pat, even if Roast Beef may have more actual money than Teodor.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
I mean it did take a bit after he was introduced for Ray to become rich on panel(when he sold his soul for piano skills) and then a bit longer to establish that he had always been wealthy, indeed some of his early appearances indicated he didn't have much money though that can probably be chalked up to early Achewood weirdness

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

My assumption was that the Smuckles family and Ray growing up were regular-rich, sufficient to insulate Ray from consequences, but it wasn't until selling his soul for piano talent that he became "buying Airwolf off eBay"-level rich. I agree that trying to determine character backstory continuity for Achewood is a fool's errand, though.

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


Yeah,

disaster pastor posted:

They wouldn't be anymore, but to me, too, Ray's family before Ray getting ultra-rich looks to me like the mid-century ideal of "middle class." Homeowners with enough disposable income that the kid gets whatever he wants and has a leg up when he hits adulthood, but he still goes to the same schools and participates in the same stuff as Roast Beef does. Adult Ray has made more money and is even better off, but before the record cash comes in, he's fancy in the "monogrammed towels from Wayfair" way, not yet the "millionaire" way.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

MikeCrotch posted:

I can definitely believe the arc of Pat from frat bro to clean living annoying vegan who takes ayahuasca

we know that in 2003 Pat was into Moby

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011
IIRC, the soul-selling wasn't the catalyst for Ray becoming ultra-rich, it was him scoring a daguerrotype porno off eBay and taking it to Antiques Roadshow.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Kazinsal posted:

IIRC, the soul-selling wasn't the catalyst for Ray becoming ultra-rich, it was him scoring a daguerrotype porno off eBay and taking it to Antiques Roadshow.

isn't it both? Like he got rich off "rear end in your Pants" and later on one of his pieces in his collection ended up being worth a ton more money, making him functionally like a billionaire?

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

The moment Ray became rich was when he found fifty bucks on the street after the toilet party.

moot the hopple
Apr 26, 2008

dyslexic Bowie clone
You don't need a lot of scratch to do it under a Mustang for your birthday. Don't you want to do it under a Mustang?

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


moot the hopple posted:

You don't need a lot of scratch to do it under a Mustang for your birthday. Don't you want to do it under a Mustang?

Dracula don't got much money this month mwa ha ha

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



more falafel please posted:

ray wouldn't have ever been ray if he wasn't rich. things Just Work Out for ray so he's never considered Problems. it's basically impossible for this to happen to you unless you're rich
yeah when he says "being in trouble is a fake idea" that's because he's rich.

We never hear about him moving after the record deal, and he lives in a fancy house in Palo Alto CA, he was already "millionaire" rich, he just moved up to "buys Airwolf on Ebay on a whim" rich. The fancy stuff in Palo Alto, the real-world counterpart of Achewood, was expensive even back then.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Zereth posted:

yeah when he says "being in trouble is a fake idea" that's because he's rich.

We never hear about him moving after the record deal, and he lives in a fancy house in Palo Alto CA, he was already "millionaire" rich, he just moved up to "buys Airwolf on Ebay on a whim" rich. The fancy stuff in Palo Alto, the real-world counterpart of Achewood, was expensive even back then.

Ray's ZIP code is 94526, which puts him out in Danville. That's not exactly Palo Alto.

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


So Onstad removed the strip about Lyle's sex gig "Todd! Find me a job, you rear end in a top hat" but not that other one.

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

I guess in the end they did not like a grunty gin man.

e: Also all the blog posts relating to that particular chapter in Lyle's life are still there, complete with him spouting the slur at least once a sentence

Youremother fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Aug 29, 2023

Emrikol
Oct 1, 2015
Yeah, a couple weeks ago I noticed that the one in which Ray recounts mispronouncing "Nigeria" in Sunday school is also gone.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
That’s a bummer but I get it. Wonder if the one about googles wheelchair accessibility is still up.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Emrikol posted:

Yeah, a couple weeks ago I noticed that the one in which Ray recounts mispronouncing "Nigeria" in Sunday school is also gone.
diplomacy's a tough tattle

(is "that other one" that's still up the one where Philippe gets a cute amount of money for a cute little guy after describing a poor golf shot?)

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


DACK FAYDEN posted:

diplomacy's a tough tattle

(is "that other one" that's still up the one where Philippe gets a cute amount of money for a cute little guy after describing a poor golf shot?)

That one is indeed still up, and I also assumed it was the one being referred to.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Safety Dance posted:

Ray's ZIP code is 94526, which puts him out in Danville. That's not exactly Palo Alto.
In one of his advice columns, Ray references a real bar in Palo Alto (well, it may have closed since) as being in Achewood. I lived there for a lot of the strip's run, there's a lot of things that match up.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Zereth posted:

In one of his advice columns, Ray references a real bar in Palo Alto (well, it may have closed since) as being in Achewood. I lived there for a lot of the strip's run, there's a lot of things that match up.
:rip: Antonio's Nut House

Pattonesque
Jul 15, 2004
johnny jesus and the infield fly rule
this gives me real Ray Smuckles vibes

https://twitter.com/BlackRedGuard1/status/1696610864722293246

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

oh my god

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

"I actually disagree with that." is such a Rayism

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Like I actually kind of understand the logic here, like it's not very well thought out but it is there, which I guess sums up quite well how Ray thinks most of the time

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
I feel like I understand both Ray and Barkley a lot more now.

Dunny
Jul 11, 2022

On that secret Taco Bell menu since small times

(Thanks for the Achewood collection, dude)

Zereth posted:

In one of his advice columns, Ray references a real bar in Palo Alto (well, it may have closed since) as being in Achewood. I lived there for a lot of the strip's run, there's a lot of things that match up.

Hey where do we reckon the Transfer Station is then? I've often wondered that. It's gotta be near a bay, I think?

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Pattonesque
Jul 15, 2004
johnny jesus and the infield fly rule

drrockso20 posted:

Like I actually kind of understand the logic here, like it's not very well thought out but it is there, which I guess sums up quite well how Ray thinks most of the time

it's exactly this kind of energy

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