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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Doltos posted:

I wonder if Aaron Schatz is at all concerned about the large variation of his model either from tailoring it to the numbers he wants to see or ignoring the change in tactics over the years

The numbers cannot fail, they can only be failed

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1696232688263246309?s=20

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1696231208256958589?s=20

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

It must be a nightmare having him as your QB god drat

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
wait they released the only qb on their roster who's healthy and knows the playbook?


holy tank job batman

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Freaquency posted:

The numbers cannot fail, they can only be failed

Figures don't lie, but liars figure

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Relentlessboredomm posted:

wait they released the only qb on their roster who's healthy and knows the playbook?


holy tank job batman

If you were accounting for Kyler you could have just said "Knows the playbook"

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Relentlessboredomm posted:

wait they released the only qb on their roster who's healthy and knows the playbook?


holy tank job batman

I adore how much they are just full-assing the tank. No half-assing
in the desert :clint:

J33uk
Oct 24, 2005
Hey Kyler knows the playbook. 500 score gets you a UAV, 1250 you get the Sealth Bomber for just wasting fools lining up in the usual places and 1500? It's Gunship time baby.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I thought PUP meant 6 weeks before coming off

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



indigi posted:

I thought PUP meant 6 weeks before coming off

Changed last year, went from 6 to 4.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Miss me with that pup list and keep me on that Dawg list

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I am also PUP

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

euphronius posted:

It must be a nightmare having him as your QB god drat

He tore his knee at the end of the season

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Doltos posted:

I wonder if Aaron Schatz is at all concerned about the large variation of his model either from tailoring it to the numbers he wants to see or ignoring the change in tactics over the years

The eye test is bunk, I scream, before altering my model to confirm my personal eye test.

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014
Let's be honest, Colt was going to die behind that line. Did they even play him in the preseason with him being the presumptive week 1 starter?

This roster might be worse then the Texans first season with Watson staying home. At least Tyrod Taylor had been a starter before.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Has there ever been a more open tank job in the NFL god drat. It became obvious when they released Nuk for no apparent reason but it’s still a sight to behold

xbilkis posted:

If you were accounting for Kyler you could have just said "Knows the playbook"

New coaching staff it’s not even a given that Kyler knows the playbook yet lol


euphronius posted:

I am also PUP

They have pills for that these days my friend

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
For letting us get Hopkins I'll gladly root for the Cardinals to get the opportunity to waste Caleb Williams.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Docjowles posted:

Has there ever been a more open tank job in the NFL god drat. It became obvious when they released Nuk for no apparent reason but it’s still a sight to behold

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Ever since someone pointed out that guy looks like the girl from West World I can’t stop laughing everytime his picture pops up

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

syzpid posted:

Let's be honest, Colt was going to die behind that line. Did they even play him in the preseason with him being the presumptive week 1 starter?

I mean yes, but even as underwhelming as the Colt McCoy experience is I think I'd prefer it over their other options if I'm trying to win games.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

It's been a while since we had someone say they refuse to play for an organization in the draft.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Professor Funk posted:

Isn’t Andrew Berry supposed to be some progressive-thinking GM or something?

He’s done fairly well, but unfortunately, he can’t make kicks.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Why is Hollywood Brown still on the roster? He's a FA at the end of the year and his BFF Kyler probably isn't coming back once they draft Caleb Williams.

Someone could pry him away for a 4th rounder I'd imagine.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Diva Cupcake posted:

Why is Hollywood Brown still on the roster? He's a FA at the end of the year and his BFF Kyler probably isn't coming back once they draft Caleb Williams.

Someone could pry him away for a 4th rounder I'd imagine.
That is a good question. Maybe they're hoping they'll get a better comp pick if he walks in FA and signs a big deal somewhere WR needy?

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

I dont know why you cut mccoy to save 1.5MM with the stable of QBs you have. I think this throws a wrench in my "kyler doesn't play a snap this year" thesis, regardless of if he's traded or not.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Timby posted:

It's a gorgeous river city.

I admit, my opinion of Iowa was polluted by living in the southwest part for some years…

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

hifi posted:

I dont know why you cut mccoy to save 1.5MM with the stable of QBs you have. I think this throws a wrench in my "kyler doesn't play a snap this year" thesis, regardless of if he's traded or not.

https://youtu.be/EL-D9LrFJd4?si=to-MlF46fQtSG111

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Caleb Williams and Marvin Harrison Jr. on the Cards in 2024 will indeed be a dramatic upgrade.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1696252811724361826?s=20

Too funny not to share

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
lmao look at that opening slate, if the Commies don't poo poo the bed the first chance they have to even be competitive is Week 6. gently caress this Cards team is a 4 win team at most

quote:

Week 1: at Washington Commanders (Sept. 10), 10 a.m. Arizona time, Fox
Week 2: New York Giants (Sept. 17), 1:05 p.m., Fox
Week 3: Dallas Cowboys (Sept. 24), 1:25 p.m., Fox
Week 4: at San Francisco 49ers (Oct. 1), 1:25 p.m., Fox
Week 5: Cincinnati Bengals (Oct. 8), 1:05 p.m., Fox
Week 6: at Los Angeles Rams (Oct. 15), 1:25 p.m., Fox
Week 7: at Seattle Seahawks (Oct. 22), 1:05 p.m., Fox
Week 8: Baltimore Ravens (Oct. 29), 1:25 p.m., CBS
Week 9: at Cleveland Browns (Nov. 5), 11 a.m., CBS
Week 10: Atlanta Falcons (Nov. 12), 2:05 p.m., CBS
Week 11: at Houston Texans (Nov. 19), 11 a.m., CBS
Week 12: Los Angeles Rams (Nov. 26), 2:05 p.m., Fox
Week 13: at Pittsburgh Steelers (Dec. 3), 11 a.m., CBS
Week 14: BYE (Dec. 10)
Week 15: San Francisco 49ers (Dec. 17), 2:05 p.m., CBS
Week 16: at Chicago Bears (Dec. 24), 2:25 p.m., Fox
Week 17: at Philadelphia Eagles (Dec. 31), 11 a.m., Fox
Week 18: Seattle Seahawks (Jan. 6 or Jan 7), TBD, TBD

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

tarbrush posted:

Too funny not to share

Assuming that's not a gimmick account which I can never tell anymore I'm not sure if Gannon has the juice to be making any of these decisions. So, if true, what the hell do you want him to say? He has no outs here but has to pretend.

I think he's a very bad hire and all, but he's being handed the biggest ball of poo poo ever if he were trying to win it seems.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Not football specific, but Ars Technica has a breakdown of sports available with each streaming service: https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/08/the-sports-fans-guide-to-streaming-services/

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Eagles added gambling suspended Isaiah Rodgers for some reason


Jonathan Taylor is very mad

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

yikes did anyone see this


https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1696204460555485269/photo/1




edit: obligatory



kiimo fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Aug 28, 2023

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Kerry Collins those first few weeks was much worse.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

kiimo posted:

yikes did anyone see this

Didn't this same thing happen to another player recently?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Nathan Rourke got cut

https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1690516332293312512

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Wasn't he one of the better rookie QB's in preseason?

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Mega64 posted:

Didn't this same thing happen to another player recently?

Yeah Jonathan Garvin of the Packers

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bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

It really sucks but I dont know why anyone would expect a social media intern to know who is going to be released and who is making the roster. They are just trying to pump out whatever content they can

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