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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB GDT Week 20: GRANDMA IS FREE
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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Bearclaw somehow worse at throwing strikes than Javier

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
i just got home and it seems to me this fellow on the mound is having a rough day

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
lol, loading the bases by 2 BB then HBP

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

At least J-Mo finished okay

Offense do your thing

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

 Thank God for other team's bad bullpens

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
good lord that wasn't even close

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

 Dusty dared Cora to be a shittier manager and he was up to the challenge

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
YAINER

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I don't like the Astros unless i have money on them but drat if they aren't fun to watch

A very good opinion by a non Astros fan. More of you please

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
gently caress you Taillon.

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
i genuinely feel bad for him tbh he got a bad swing and it still worked out for us

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
lol Bearclaw too dumb to cover first base

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
With this pen I wish Pena had done something productive there

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Inning was over the moment Maldy's turn came around

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

 42 pitches, as the radio crew mentioned that's like borderline abuse and they still had nobody up

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Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

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I kinda feel bad for Cora leaving that rookie out there to die, but with the Astros starting pitching being what it is, beating up on bullpen guys is the only way we can get a comfortable lead.

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Dusty's gonna put Montero in to blow this five run lead

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Blind Pineapple posted:

I kinda feel bad for Cora leaving that rookie out there to die, but with the Astros starting pitching being what it is, beating up on bullpen guys is the only way we can get a comfortable lead.

Bearclaw is 33 and has played parts of 8 seasons in the bigs but missed 2020 entirely and has pitched 25.1 innings over three seasons before tonight

So not a rookie but yes left out there to die. He should have been pulled after hitting Bregman

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
lol the Red Sox are gonna stick with Bearclaw next inning

Yeah, that's abuse

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

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lol the Red Sox are gonna stick with Bearclaw next inning

Yeah, that's abuse

No way. I don't believe it. No manager is that callous

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Sox are gonna destroy this kid's arm tonight and then send him back down, no biggie

Yeah, their bullpen's taxed but this is such strange managing by Cora, considering this series is critical for both teams

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 well alex cora absolutely is a shithead, so

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Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice
College Slice
Could sworn I heard "rookie," but I must have made that up in my head when I heard "just called up from AAA" or something like that. Either way, felt bad for the guy.

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Intruder posted:

No way. I don't believe it. No manager is that callous

No one in the bullpen is moving

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I guess the Astros just aren't going to get Yoshida out at all tonight

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Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Tony Taters cannot be stopped this week, he's hit the flag court or farther three times in the last like, four games.

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Tatsuta Age posted:

well alex cora absolutely is a shithead, so

Verlander emphasized that by telling him to gently caress off loudly enough for the mics to pick it up :allears:

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Fuckin' Smyly...

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Might as well throw all our lovely pitchers at this game

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 god damnit ronnie lol

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Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
hell yeah Adames

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
weird rear end play

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
oh poo poo just saw the other game of interest

DON'T gently caress THIS UP METS

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Intruder posted:

No way. I don't believe it. No manager is that callous

You were saying? :)

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
spoiler alert: the mets hosed it up

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Intruder posted:

I guess the Astros just aren't going to get Yoshida out at all tonight

I guess his defense sucks rear end so he isn't valuable, but more 5'8 dudes that hit ~.300 please

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Intruder posted:

spoiler alert: the mets hosed it up

Gott got got

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 offense please do the necessary

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
loving piece of poo poo mets

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Jesus Christ, Mets

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