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ashley madison but for food
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# ? Aug 23, 2023 10:11 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 16:26 |
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a subscription service that signs you up to a random subscription service every month
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# ? Aug 23, 2023 12:47 |
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a subscription box that sends you pens and stickers and t-shirts and other garbage from soon-to-fail startups every month. we could give it a tongue-in-cheek name based off a popular tech news website
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# ? Aug 23, 2023 15:31 |
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software but you can only rent it
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# ? Aug 23, 2023 18:09 |
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a keyboard with a DRM-limited number of keypresses
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# ? Aug 23, 2023 18:23 |
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a subscription service that doesn't do anything, you just pay money for nothing
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# ? Aug 23, 2023 21:04 |
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well-read undead posted:a subscription service that doesn't do anything, you just pay money for nothing taxr
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# ? Aug 23, 2023 21:06 |
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well-read undead posted:a subscription service that doesn't do anything, you just pay money for nothing gym memberships without any gyms
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# ? Aug 23, 2023 21:13 |
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well-read undead posted:a subscription service that doesn't do anything, you just pay money for nothing this already exists, in the form of every streaming service my wife is signed up to.
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# ? Aug 23, 2023 21:18 |
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post hole digger posted:this already exists, in the form of every streaming service my wife is signed up to. rodney dangerfield
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# ? Aug 23, 2023 21:34 |
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Cat Face Joe posted:rodney dangerfield purchase a revocable limited license on my wife — please!
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# ? Aug 23, 2023 21:38 |
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well-read undead posted:a subscription service that doesn't do anything, you just pay money for nothing this but also it sends you adverts for TVs and microwave ovens constantly whilst calling you homophobic slurs
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# ? Aug 23, 2023 22:44 |
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a phone you never need to charge
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# ? Aug 23, 2023 22:46 |
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brave browser did that thing where they intercepted site adverts and replaced them with their own to earn $$$ but why stop there? the startup browser (lets call it jeff) could change the logo too and call it their site. its not facebook its jeffbook. jeffdrive. jeffgrindr and every profile photo is brave brendan eich the outrage about brand dilution would be hilarious and unify silicon valley against jeff but...plot twist, jeff was secretly providing justification for google's new browser DRM called web environment integrity, and jeff gets paid jeff retires to jamaica and i forgot if jeff is a browser or a person sorry
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# ? Aug 23, 2023 23:27 |
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Silver Alicorn posted:a phone you never need to charge A phone you always need to charge. Wireless charging not supported, a cord is required. A corded phone
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 01:45 |
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A pill tech nerds can take that gives them huge muscles so they can fight in mma to distract us from the fact that they’re dorks
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# ? Aug 24, 2023 01:46 |
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ADINSX posted:A phone you always need to charge. Wireless charging not supported, a cord is required. A corded phone a phone that needs 240V to run
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 20:55 |
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cruise missiles as a service
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 00:05 |
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cruise missiles, but in the gay sense of the word ‘cruise’
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 00:43 |
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rotor posted:cruise missiles, but in the gay sense of the word ‘cruise’ but in what sense of the word 'missiles?'
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 01:06 |
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well-read undead posted:but in what sense of the word 'missiles?' cock
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 04:48 |
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well-read undead posted:but in what sense of the word 'missiles?' just the regular sense?!? what a bizzare question
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 04:57 |
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rotor posted:cruise missiles, but in the gay sense of the word ‘cruise’ i too loved gravitys rainbow
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 05:02 |
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Walkr, like Uber for walking. Pay someone to walk in front of you so you can look at your phone without running into stuff
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 05:46 |
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rotor posted:just the regular sense?!? what a bizzare question OldAlias posted:cock
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 08:28 |
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rotor posted:cruise missiles, but in the gay sense of the word ‘cruise’ internet enabled glory holes
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 09:05 |
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midi, but proprietary. $100 gets you 10000 notes per year
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 09:25 |
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hello fresh but you get a discount if you livestream cooking and eating the food
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 13:07 |
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Gatchas for phones/groceries/household items. Make shopping fun!
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 13:14 |
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a monthly paid subscription service that lets you use public restrooms in coffee shops
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 17:10 |
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tmesis posted:a monthly paid subscription service that lets you use public restrooms in coffee shops they did that one already I think
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 17:12 |
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post hole digger posted:they did that one already I think yeah that's WeeWork
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 17:27 |
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https://www.inc.com/sonya-mann/good2go-bathroom-startup.html the company's site unsurprisingly no longer resolves lol
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 17:29 |
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distortion park posted:Gatchas for phones/groceries/household items. Make shopping fun! 1/500 you get a bottle of real balsamic [but you wanted white vinegar]
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 17:37 |
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there was a person in SF who was doing this thing where they’d converted a bus to mobile toilets & showers for homeless people and offered haircuts & stuff and i always thought that was unironically a good idea. Like however you may feel about homeless issues in sf, i think everyone can agree that giving em a place to clean up is a good idea.
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 17:40 |
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tmesis posted:use public restrooms in coffee shops commonly known as a 'McShit' or if you have to claim you'll buy something when you're done then a 'McShit with lies'
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 18:09 |
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rotor posted:there was a person in SF who was doing this thing where they’d converted a bus to mobile toilets & showers for homeless people and offered haircuts & stuff and i always thought that was unironically a good idea. Like however you may feel about homeless issues in sf, i think everyone can agree that giving em a place to clean up is a good idea. I recently saw a YouTube short mocking the use of narcam to save the lives of homeless people overdosing and the comments were full of people agreeing with the video and decrying the Seattle government for wasting money on this so you might be giving people too much credit when you say “I think everyone can agree giving them a place to clean up is a good idea”
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 19:15 |
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i adblocked youtube comments a decade ago and it was the best decision i ever made
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 19:21 |
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startup idea: get a bunch of vc dollars using hot air about ai collateralization of public parks or something then take the money and instead build a bunch of places with bathrooms and laundry facilities and a trust to fund ongoing maintenance and management
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 19:23 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 16:26 |
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rotor posted:there was a person in SF who was doing this thing where they’d converted a bus to mobile toilets & showers for homeless people and offered haircuts & stuff and i always thought that was unironically a good idea. Like however you may feel about homeless issues in sf, i think everyone can agree that giving em a place to clean up is a good idea. would it surprise to learn that i dont agree
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# ? Aug 30, 2023 02:24 |