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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Hempuli posted:

Made this some time ago and lo, it's relevant:


To a new page with you

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Hempuli posted:

Made this some time ago and lo, it's relevant:


"alright chuckleheads, who's the engineer here, you or me?!"

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Doc Hawkins posted:

"alright chuckleheads, who's the engineer here, you or me?!"

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Really tempted to make BUGS AREN'T FEATURES the thread title, but that would remove perfection.

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Balls Aren't Features

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

very risky blowjob posted:

And if you turn on arachnophobia mode it makes all the bugs go away and the game play glitch-free. Just my Two Gamer's Cents.

Arachnophobia mode in Grounded turned them into ominous floating jelly orbs that were somehow worse than the actual spiders.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Fishstick posted:

Arachnophobia mode in Grounded turned them into ominous floating jelly orbs that were somehow worse than the actual spiders.

Similarly in Jedi: Survivor, it turns giant scorpions (which are different enough from spiders to not really qualify for me, but whatever) into blurry, blocky, vaguely scorpion shaped things.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Isn’t there a game recently that turns them into babies or something?

I know a game does like a cutesy mode with spiders.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Satisfactory turns them into giant floating cat faces.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Dabir posted:

Satisfactory turns them into giant floating cat faces.

Do they actually do damage or anything in that? Cause I wouldn't mind having some giant cat faces floating around.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Captain Hygiene posted:

Do they actually do damage or anything in that? Cause I wouldn't mind having some giant cat faces floating around.

yes they are still terrifying, the cat heads make them harder to hit.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
It's funny how much of it is within the sound design. Satisfactory's cat jpg's really are still scary because they still make the spider sounds instead of like a glitchy meow to match the Doom cutout speeding at you.

edit: "spider sounds" like they actually hiss or something. god drat fiction

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

very risky blowjob posted:

Balls Aren't Features

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Doc Hawkins posted:

why does this game even have graphics for dogs anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5b2ucB6zqo

Happens often enough

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things

CJacobs posted:

It's funny how much of it is within the sound design. Satisfactory's cat jpg's really are still scary because they still make the spider sounds instead of like a glitchy meow to match the Doom cutout speeding at you.

edit: "spider sounds" like they actually hiss or something. god drat fiction

They changed this, and it's actually more terrifying now. They make little mews when they walk around, and a loud meow then they attack. What makes this more terrifying is that the sounds are much louder and are audible through terrain compared to their normal spider form. So you will be running around the world, feeling safe. And then suddenly there are mews. The mews could be coming from somewhere in the forest around you, there could be a cave entrance nearby you don't see. Or they could be in underground caves right under your feet. So now you still might be entirely safe, but you are on edge because you have no idea where they are, but you can hear them

Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.

CJacobs posted:


edit: "spider sounds" like they actually hiss or something. god drat fiction

Some spiders (mostly tarantulas) do hiss! Just by rubbing hairs together instead of mouth sounds. Spiders are weird.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

How do people feel about the System Shock 2 solution of making the spiders invisible by default?

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

The Lone Badger posted:

How do people feel about the System Shock 2 solution of making the spiders invisible by default?

That sounds worse. A lot worse.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Had this one while playing Dishonored 2 with apt NPC dialogue:

https://i.imgur.com/mHNoWWF.mp4

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
https://clips.twitch.tv/FriendlyKathishKathySuperVinlin-PySMvAb4e1hF60sg

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

wtf is that poo poo in the corner?

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
sometimes people stream on the internet with an avatar instead of their face. i don't think it was the point of the clip though

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
Oh yeah, I know about the anime avatar glitch

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


Is this an SCP?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Get outta here Spidey, there's a new ball related glitch in town

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Parker! Get me pictures of spider-ball!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




hope james got a raise

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



Upsidads posted:

Parker! Get me pictures of spider-ball!
Ok, J.J.!

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands


Reminds me of this picture from the end of Breaking Madden: The Machine is Bleeding to Death:


Breaking Madden has come up a few times in this thread, this is your annual reminder to read it if you haven't already

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Much like piss, players are stored in the balls.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

From what I recall, there was a database conversion error that resulted in every player being rendered as very tiny. And since their coordinates on the field are relative to the center, that's why the game dumped them all into the ball at the middle of the field.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I hear they still haven't fixed that glitch

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

A league full of Larrys, if you will.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

LifeSunDeath posted:

I hear they still haven't fixed that glitch

Yeah they just zoomed into the ball and now the entire game plays out inside a giant ball you cant see

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
It's called a football stadium

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Yeah they just zoomed into the ball and now the entire game plays out inside a giant ball you cant see

20022 is gonna be fuckin lit

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Paper Tiger posted:

Reminds me of this picture from the end of Breaking Madden: The Machine is Bleeding to Death:


Breaking Madden has come up a few times in this thread, this is your annual reminder to read it if you haven't already

Thanks for also reminding me of college and listening to Godspeed, you! Black Emperor.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
https://twitter.com/TafferKing451/status/1698193346953670981?s=20

Dillon usually has some funny Gloomwood development bloopers to share.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



PYF Game Glitch: rear end rear end rear end rear end rear end. rear end

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