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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Good news for them though bangs are in again

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




That'd gonna look like she fell asleep with her head on a hand with sharpie on it

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




It already mostly looks like that

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

This woman needs smaller glasses. These are almost novelty oversized ones.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I think her entire "thing" is novelty at this point.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat


I need your worst tattoo.
No, that's too bad.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




CzarChasm posted:

This woman needs smaller glasses. These are almost novelty oversized ones.

Some people have a thing where if they can see the frames of their glasses it fucks with their vision even further, so they have to have giant comedy ones instead to get as much of the frame out of their peripheral as possible.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




They also look a lot bigger because her prescription is so powerful it’s doing that reverse magnification thing to her face lol

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

CzarChasm posted:

This woman needs smaller glasses. These are almost novelty oversized ones.

I think those are just very powerful prescriptions that are shrinking her head, the frames aren't much bigger than her head.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
the wide angle closeup is doing no favours here

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Looks like a terrible case of blackheads.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Lol dude, remember Spiralgraph?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

that’s pretty good imo tho i wouldn’t personally get it

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Lotta text but not too bad, really

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Yeah that’s a fine piece if it wasn’t so wordy

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Yeah feels the text doesn’t really add much to it, the design itself is fun.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
The text itself is really well done at least

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Large Testicles posted:

The text itself is really well done at least

The red squiggle underlining makes me think of Microsoft word spell check

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Johnny Truant posted:

That'd gonna look like she fell asleep with her head on a hand with sharpie on it

Getting pranked by falling asleep around your college friends for the rest of your life.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
racism in this profile beyond the racist tattoo:
https://preview.redd.it/jesus-christ-v0-f71r0wpc1rkb1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=463b9a46e04f8db2aa38a4ae47e0f076e080664a

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy

She seems nice! I may regret asking, but who are “hypes”?

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
hoo boy

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

best bale posted:

She seems nice! I may regret asking, but who are “hypes”?

iv drug user maybe?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Racist and doesn’t date cops? Way to shrink your pool even further.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
I learned recently that white racist dating profiles often say "No spice no rice" to mean "No Latinx, no Asians", and fittingly this also seems to apply to their food preferences.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

A+

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


mediaphage posted:

iv drug user maybe?

Often accurate, but can generally be used for people that are constantly trying to get more and are annoying, obvious, shady, and/or pathetic.

Example: Meth heads don't need to shoot up to be hypes, but a lot that do are.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


minato posted:

I learned recently that white racist dating profiles often say "No spice no rice" to mean "No Latinx, no Asians", and fittingly this also seems to apply to their food preferences.

I'll have her eating a little mexican before the night is over.



But let's be honest real quite that racism is kinda dumb because it should be "No beans no rice". Go with the classics to cause less confusion.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005




Really glad whoever took the screenshot took the time to half-cross out one bad word that you can still read whilst leaving everything else as is.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Crab Dad posted:

I'll have her eating a little mexican before the night is over.



But let's be honest real quite that racism is kinda dumb because it should be "No beans no rice". Go with the classics to cause less confusion.

That doesn’t rhyme though so it’s not as incredibly witty, and they’re trying to get laid here

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
She's right about her personality

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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“My personality is poo poo I think I’ll embrace that wholeheartedly.”

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

“My personality is poo poo I think I’ll embrace that wholeheartedly to own the libs.”

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

wow took me a while to even realize it was a mouth

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


It's so poorly drawn I think I've drawn better mouths and my art skills are like 1st grade level. At least I can get the teeth right.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

mediaphage posted:

wow took me a while to even realize it was a mouth

That's a weird way to get teeth wrong.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
It looks like it cost either $20 or $2000, nothing in-between.

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