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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

CzarChasm posted:

Just out of curiosity I looked up the mug. The official name is TWIZZ travel mug, which is nothing too special, but I found two things kind of amusing.

First, the site I found for these is called "French Wink" which feels like the slang term for mooning someone and giving them the old reverse Kirk.

Second, like a lot of products these come in a variety of colors, but instead of just being referred to as the color they are, they are named. So you get to choose from Nina, Sonia, Paulette, Marcel or Karl

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Haha that's amazing

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



CzarChasm posted:

Second, like a lot of products these come in a variety of colors, but instead of just being referred to as the color they are, they are named. So you get to choose from Nina, Sonia, Paulette, Marcel or Karl



https://i.imgur.com/051J9wQ.gifv

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I would not like to handle the customer service call line. There has to be a non zero amount of calls inquiring about lubricants.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://i.imgur.com/eONTcSO.mp4

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Talk about a grower!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

I should call him

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

And they say nobody wants to see how the sausage is made.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Cream in it? I mean yeah of course that's what it's f oh you mean whitener. Uhh yeah I guess you can do that too

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



actually a rubber band factory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXMgeW7SzA0

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Everything reminds me of her

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Extruded Plastic Dingus

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

*sigh* my job to circumcise the flange again

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

CATTASTIC posted:

Extruded Plastic Dingus

You know, for kids!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Phanatic posted:

You know, for kids!

For kids here refers to the patient's lack of ability to procreatr in the common way, now made possible with this penile implant!

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

i couldnt see what it actually was for a good 10 seconds. stupid horny brain

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



dishwiper smear really sells the 3-dimensionality

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




lmao

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



windowwiper

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
i shouldn't have even pointed it out given i just automatically read it as the clearly-intended word the first time my eyes glanced over it lol

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
GIRTH

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Volume warning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKP5qUN9kfs

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
pursey

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


I’ve heard of coach bags but never cooch bags

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Cavernous

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Spelunker?

I don't even know er

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


That is one tight, wet, squeeze.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Cavernoussy was right there.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Antigravitas posted:

Cavernoussy was right there.

:doh:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
From the GBS UFOs thread:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.



...she sees a tunnel? I'm not getting this one.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Samovar posted:

...she sees a tunnel? I'm not getting this one.

It's like ye olde buttlamp illusion.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

From the GBS UFOs thread:

So that's how Greedo got there...

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 3 days!)

Paladinus posted:

So that's how Greedo got there...

Needo the Greedo

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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

From the GBS UFOs thread:

Girl that's a bootyhole!

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