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Platystemon posted:COVID response confounds SARS expert lol this pandemic has been great at showing how smart people are garbo at statistics
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Aug 29, 2023 18:15
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U-DO Burger posted:lol this pandemic has been great at showing how smart people are garbo at statistics lmfao
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Aug 29, 2023 18:58
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bless da globe wit da pestilence, da hard headed neva learn
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Aug 29, 2023 19:00
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covid is real and it’s my friend
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Aug 29, 2023 19:06
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Platystemon posted:Buy this doctor an account. quote:“Long COVID syndrome occurs in at least 10 per cent of every infectious episode and may be as much as 30 per cent. Stop and think about that: if you get COVID twice a year, that’s a 20-60 per cent chance that you’re going to get long COVID. And the next year, it’s now 40-120 per cent. Almost certainly … you’re guaranteed statistically to acquire some form of long COVID.” no way what a dumb rear end he can't even do statistics! additive risk percentage??? smdh Tulip posted:a quark of infections a charming orientation of disease U-DO Burger posted:lol this pandemic has been great at showing how smart people are garbo at statistics not everyone had the privilege of growing up playing pokemon and learning how to calculate the true likelihood of encountering a shiny Fur20 has issued a correction as of 19:16 on Aug 29, 2023 |
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Aug 29, 2023 19:08
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i have a 150% chance of getting heads if I flip a quarter three times
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Aug 29, 2023 19:18
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My city's wastewater data hasn't updated since July 28th, right before our population tripled with university students coming back. If it doesn't update with the state dashboard tomorrow I'm gonna try emailing to see what's up. My gut suspicion is that, since we only started getting data for it 11 months ago, that it was one year of funding that expired. Here's hoping I'm just being pessimistic...
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Aug 29, 2023 19:22
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I am the only person on my 5 person team working today, everyone else is out with COVID or their kids have COVID, lol
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Aug 29, 2023 19:23
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sounds like you should get covid so you can leave
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Aug 29, 2023 19:55
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My job scheduled an in person all staff meeting in a few weeks. Can't wait!
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Aug 29, 2023 19:57
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So I got my MRI, had to take off my Vflex and they had no surgical so I raw dogged it. Then apparently they messed up my IV so they injected the contrast into not a vein and it burned like the dickens. I mashed the alert button but the MRI tech said that was normal and it took me 5 minutes to convince them it was not normal because I’ve had it before. They went and asked the radiologist and all of a sudden there’s several new unmasked people in the room telling me to sign some document and that this happens sometimes just ice it down when you get home. They re-IV the other arm and complete the MRI and glad to get out of the maskless hellhole.
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Aug 29, 2023 20:02
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*punching buttons on accounting calculator with voluminous ticker tape spitting tens of feet away* great scott, within 6 months 1800% of all americans will have long covid twice!!!
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Aug 29, 2023 20:09
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It's actually much better if <10% of people have an immune susceptibility to long covid and they're the only ones who get really hosed up no matter how many times everyone else gets infected, because then we just have to condemn like six or seven hundred million people to a disabling chronic illness and early death and its back to normal, sorry you dead men walking but brunch is on the other trolley track and i hit that switch so hard i broke it
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Aug 29, 2023 20:15
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nexous posted:people in the room telling me to sign some document and that this happens sometimes lol
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Aug 29, 2023 20:26
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lol "please sign this new document after we hosed something up, please bro, it wasn't a serious mistake, no harm no foul just please sign this right now bro"
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Aug 29, 2023 20:35
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You won free MRI contrast!!
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Aug 29, 2023 20:36
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hoarding MRI contrast itt
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Aug 29, 2023 20:39
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there was a shortage last year, too. smdh
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Aug 29, 2023 20:39
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The contrast is also cursed.
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Aug 29, 2023 20:43
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U-DO Burger posted:lol this pandemic has been great at showing how smart people are garbo at statistics gonna catch covid so many times it buffer overflows and I have a -138849388% chance of long covid
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Aug 29, 2023 20:45
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 It's ok though, I don't think a lot of people live here.
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Aug 29, 2023 20:48
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Buffer posted:the overall experience of posting with facetoucher cat was traumatic and some people crack jokes in response to trauma even if those jokes are inappropriate or the underlying topic isn't funny it's almost as if this type of humor is the entire foundational basis of this website or something 🤔
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Aug 29, 2023 20:49
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there was a good moment when she was telling me my body would absorb the saline and contrast and when I asked what organ removes MRI contrast from the body, she said the Kidneys and then had an “oh” look on her face edit: this is funny because I have kidney cancer also results are in and sound promising but I’m no dr
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Aug 29, 2023 20:50
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nexous posted:So I got my MRI, had to take off my Vflex and they had no surgical so I raw dogged it. Then apparently they messed up my IV so they injected the contrast into not a vein and it burned like the dickens. I mashed the alert button but the MRI tech said that was normal and it took me 5 minutes to convince them it was not normal because I’ve had it before. They went and asked the radiologist and all of a sudden there’s several new unmasked people in the room telling me to sign some document and that this happens sometimes just ice it down when you get home. They re-IV the other arm and complete the MRI and glad to get out of the maskless hellhole. 
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Aug 29, 2023 21:08
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what did the document that you signed say?
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Aug 29, 2023 21:23
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Fur20 posted:no way what a dumb rear end he can't even do statistics! additive risk percentage??? smdh I'm p good with calculating odds. But everyone's eyes glaze over when you do the actual calculation. Sometimes it's easier just to do the 10%+10%+10% thing. Getting yourself quoted in a paper doing that though.... gently caress.
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Aug 29, 2023 21:23
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nexous posted:So I got my MRI, had to take off my Vflex and they had no surgical so I raw dogged it. Then apparently they messed up my IV so they injected the contrast into not a vein and it burned like the dickens. I mashed the alert button but the MRI tech said that was normal and it took me 5 minutes to convince them it was not normal because I’ve had it before. They went and asked the radiologist and all of a sudden there’s several new unmasked people in the room telling me to sign some document and that this happens sometimes just ice it down when you get home. They re-IV the other arm and complete the MRI and glad to get out of the maskless hellhole. can’t wait for our resident healthcare malpractice minimizer to come in and tell you that, actually, mri contrast administered incorrectly has never been shown to cause any harm to anyone ever.
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Aug 29, 2023 21:24
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tuyop posted:can’t wait for our resident healthcare malpractice minimizer to come in and tell you that, actually, mri contrast administered incorrectly has never been shown to cause any harm to anyone ever. well he signed a document that says they didn’t do anything wrong
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Aug 29, 2023 21:25
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lmao that they had a document like that ready to go
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Aug 29, 2023 21:26
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fosborb posted:??? it's been there since day 1. "how to hit your nasal cavity" followed by Ontario's health guidance link Why Am I So Tired posted:This one? Yeah this. It's much more clear than a chart that doesn't even mention low and slow.
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Aug 29, 2023 21:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjZotmeJHn4 Here’s an Eric Levi YouTube one too re: low and slow
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Aug 29, 2023 21:32
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Indoor Dying posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjZotmeJHn4
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Aug 29, 2023 21:36
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RealityWarCriminal posted:lmao that they had a document like that ready to go I'd think most hospitals are going to have indemnification documents or whatever on hand at a moment's notice. Honestly more surprising they didn't have them signed in advance.
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Aug 29, 2023 21:36
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my friend's husband was stuck in Estonia due to some visa issues I don't fully understand. he finally got it worked out Thursday and flew here on Friday. his reunion gift to her is a case of COVID. 
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Aug 29, 2023 21:41
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it was less of a CYA document and more of a here’s what to do thing. admittedly I did not read it before signing cause I was having anxiety. in case you want to doxx me here’s what I signed under coercion edit: will repost better redacted img 
nexous has issued a correction as of 21:54 on Aug 29, 2023 |
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Aug 29, 2023 21:42
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bobtheconqueror posted:Honestly more surprising they didn't have them signed in advance. You'd think that anything signed *while bad thing is actually happening* wouldn't be binding. There's an implicit threat there. In any case, good luck goon.
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Aug 29, 2023 21:42
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You might want to blur that out a little better
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Aug 29, 2023 21:45
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honestly how dare anyone even test for covid at this point
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Aug 29, 2023 21:49
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nexous posted:there was a good moment when she was telling me my body would absorb the saline and contrast and when I asked what organ removes MRI contrast from the body, she said the Kidneys and then had an “oh” look on her face You have my deepest, sincere condolences for what you're going through, but this made me lol
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Aug 29, 2023 21:51
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The Baltic battlegroup is having manning issues because of the number of troops reporting to sick parade every morning and then going on sick leave. The cause of this illness is, not a joke, "unclear". lol if they accuse the Russians of biological warfare or something over this.
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