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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


chow gun-fat

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

R.D. Mangles posted:

chow gun-fat

Pudge Rodriguns

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Gun Folds 5

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
CelluLite 15

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Rolls of Gunder, Shoot My Thigh

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


StoMAC-10

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Shot from your gut
And you're to blame
Darlin' you gave Chi Town
A bad name

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

In one of the earlier seasons of Alone, there was a cop competitor and a bear started sniffing around his camp on night one, so he IMMEDIATELY tapped out. During the exit interview, all he talked about was how it's bullshit they only allow longbows and not guns and how if he'd had his gun with him, he would've just killed the bear, and how this was the first time in 20 years that he's ever left the house without his gun.

Just simply shoot a bear with a handgun, how hard could it be?

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

mdemone posted:

Just simply shoot a bear with a handgun, how hard could it be?

WHO GIVES A BEAR A HANDGUN?

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Forrest on Fire posted:

WHO GIVES A BEAR A HANDGUN?

Please don't criticize America and its customs, the Constitution clearly gives us the right to bear arms

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

But not to arm bears!

https://twitter.com/JuliaMorales/status/1696601382889853374

He's fuckin back

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
It's really incredible that a GM can survive taking on 2x25 of Donaldson's dollars.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006


The season starts today

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

mcmagic posted:

It's really incredible that a GM can survive taking on 2x25 of Donaldson's dollars.

And the Montas trade

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

zoux posted:

But not to arm bears!

Everybody gets a gun in America, that's the rule, sorry

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
It's incredible that Cashman is going to get to rebuild the entire organization again because the first one he built was dogshit.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Well he can use the lessons he learned to do better. Ganbare Cash-san!

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1696522157952774616

uggy
Aug 6, 2006

Posting is SERIOUS BUSINESS
and I am completely joyless

Don't make me judge you
There are about to be 53 bears in Chicago but in the future maybe Arlington heights

duomo
Oct 9, 2007




Soiled Meat
How soon until the BJs pick up Donaldson since Chapman is on the IL?

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

duomo posted:

How soon until the BJs pick up Donaldson since Chapman is on the IL?

Uhh never. Shapiro loving HATES him

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Kyle Harrison struck out 11 in his home debut, with his family going nuts in the stands, and the vibes right now are good

https://twitter.com/SFGiants/status/1696362087294062964

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Nodoze posted:

How do you have that much of a gut you can hide a gun in it :psyduck:

I used to be a baseball fan like you until I took a bullet in the knee

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

Intruder posted:

I used to be a baseball fan like you until I took a bullet in the knee

Nobody was going to be stealing her sweetroll :colbert:

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

https://twitter.com/eboland11/status/1696629150717522413?s=46&t=EhzTvpa5Lh8bIAryRijIPQ

Wholesome content imo

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

https://twitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1696632481099755613?s=46&t=EhzTvpa5Lh8bIAryRijIPQ

Double posting but holy poo poo the Angels waived everyone they got at the deadline lmao

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Carlosologist posted:

https://twitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1696632481099755613?s=46&t=EhzTvpa5Lh8bIAryRijIPQ

Double posting but holy poo poo the Angels waived everyone they got at the deadline lmao

Well that's interesting. Curious to see who jumps in.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Wow, surely someone will take a flyer on at least a couple of those guys

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Lol not sure I've ever seen that, just flushing the toilet on everyone

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Giolito to the Cubs, please.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
There's no way Ohtani sees his team's owner cheaping out that much and thinks that he wants to stay there, right? This is insane.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

just lmao

Remember Arte Moreno had a $2.5 bn offer for the team and then got cold feet and I guess wanted one more season to do the stupidest poo poo ever.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

*runs back in*

She's a member of the local gunt club!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Carlosologist posted:

https://twitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1696632481099755613?s=46&t=EhzTvpa5Lh8bIAryRijIPQ

Double posting but holy poo poo the Angels waived everyone they got at the deadline lmao

I guess it saves the Angels a little bit of money? Presumably this also means Ohtani isn't long for the operating table.

bees x1000
Jun 11, 2020

This feels like a temper tantrum.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Carlosologist posted:

https://twitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1696632481099755613?s=46&t=EhzTvpa5Lh8bIAryRijIPQ

Double posting but holy poo poo the Angels waived everyone they got at the deadline lmao

Are these dudes playoff eligible if someone claims them

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Carlosologist posted:

https://twitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1696632481099755613?s=46&t=EhzTvpa5Lh8bIAryRijIPQ

Double posting but holy poo poo the Angels waived everyone they got at the deadline lmao

God drat if that isn't a massive white flag of failure lol

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Are these dudes playoff eligible if someone claims them

Need to be claimed by September right?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Are these dudes playoff eligible if someone claims them

Yeah, through Friday I believe.

How many prospects did they unload for nothing?

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

WALLET....?

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