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GhostofJohnMuir)
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:I still die a little inside when I remember that Kurt Loder is almost 80 years old and Kennedy is only known as a Fox News commentator. Haha wait what? Kennedy is a chud?
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# ? Aug 26, 2023 00:39 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 13:21 |
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Elephant Ambush posted:Haha wait what? Kennedy is a chud? Even in the 90s she had a reactionary talk radio show. The only specific episode I remember was her being alarmist about video game violence. e: late 90s early aughts I should say, the few times I heard her were 99-00
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# ? Aug 26, 2023 01:10 |
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:I was going to say it was back in the days when you could see a movie with Leslie Mann in it that wasn't a Judd Apatow movie, but I just checked and Judd Apatow was actually a producer on The Cable Guy and Ben Stiller was the director. He directed the entire first season of the Apple TV+ series "Severance" and it's friggin' awesome. Highest recommendation.
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# ? Aug 26, 2023 06:27 |
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the local bar is closing. i liked it because they brewed good beer and no one else drank there. ironically the second positive makes it hard to keep the bar going. now i'll have to go to the lively bar run by the mayor and full of white nuclear families bringing along their loving kids. loving disgusting
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# ? Aug 26, 2023 06:59 |
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Just get drunk alone at home, you freak
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# ? Aug 26, 2023 16:02 |
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Rappaport posted:Just get drunk alone at home, you freak ! There's a bar in my building but I rarely go in there (expensive to drink out the past few years... 9 dollar drafts?!?!?) But I smoke outside and the patrons always walk over and talk to me no matter how focused I am on reading or posting. They've taken to showing me a video of a portly bearded fellow complaining about how things are for "folks like you and me" (except I'm pretty sure he complains about welfare queens or something so gently caress him). I guess they think I'll like it cuz I'm a big white redneck.
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# ? Aug 26, 2023 17:12 |
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:the local bar is closing. i liked it because they brewed good beer and no one else drank there. ironically the second positive makes it hard to keep the bar going. now i'll have to go to the lively bar run by the mayor and full of white nuclear families bringing along their loving kids. loving disgusting Stop drinking and take up a new hobby that would normally fill that time like model trains, model Gundams, or modeling.
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# ? Aug 26, 2023 18:06 |
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:the local bar is closing. i liked it because they brewed good beer and no one else drank there. ironically the second positive makes it hard to keep the bar going. now i'll have to go to the lively bar run by the mayor and full of white nuclear families bringing along their loving kids. loving disgusting Go there and wreck the scene by embracing the most primal goon cringe, until patronage is more to your liking. We can help. Do they... have a jukebox?
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# ? Aug 26, 2023 18:54 |
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Rappaport posted:Just get drunk alone at home, you freak my home is full of people and animals, it's impossible to get drunk in peace Furnaceface posted:Stop drinking and take up a new hobby that would normally fill that time like model trains, model Gundams, or modeling. better men then you have told me to stop drinking and i didn't listen to them either BRJurgis posted:Go there and wreck the scene by embracing the most primal goon cringe, until patronage is more to your liking. it's this giant indoor/outdoor space habitually packed with dozens of people. even with my naturally elevated levels of cringe the effect will be diluted to pointlessness
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# ? Aug 26, 2023 19:04 |
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:my home is full of people and animals, it's impossible to get drunk in peace I think that it was the most profound philosopher of our era, Homer Simpson, who remarked that alcohol is both the cause of and solution to all of life's problems. I would amend that with "eventually". Were you determined enough with your home-based drinking, these distractions will eventually go away, leaving you ample time and solitude for more drinking. Algorithms are magic, my friend.
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# ? Aug 26, 2023 19:30 |
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:better men then you have told me to stop drinking and i didn't listen to them either Well then dont stop, just reduce the frequency and quantity.
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 00:18 |
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i think that limiting one's alcoholism to theoretically public places is preferable to doing it all the way at home
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 17:58 |
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Rappaport posted:I think that it was the most profound philosopher of our era, Homer Simpson, who remarked that alcohol is both the cause of and solution to all of life's problems. I would amend that with "eventually". Were you determined enough with your home-based drinking, these distractions will eventually go away, leaving you ample time and solitude for more drinking. Algorithms are magic, my friend. this is like saying that death is the solution to all problems though
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 18:02 |
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technically true but unhelpful
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 18:02 |
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BRJurgis posted:They've taken to showing me a video of a portly bearded fellow complaining about how things are for "folks like you and me" (except I'm pretty sure he complains about welfare queens or something so gently caress him). I guess they think I'll like it cuz I'm a big white redneck. consider telling them "wow, that sucks tremendously, thank you for showing it to me" like it is effusive thanks, with no sarcasm in your voice. it will not necessarily drive away everyone but it will perplex anyone who's determined to keep bothering you long enough to leave
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 18:07 |
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Cease to Hope posted:technically true but unhelpful This interpretation depends entirely on one's goals. If the idea is to be drunk, often and effectively, then being drunk often and effectively assists with that. And death is, insofar as we know, inevitable, so its helpfulness to any endeavour depends entirely on the nature of the endeavour, and given its nature it is perhaps advisable to design one's endeavours with this end-point in mind. Or in other words, the real treasure are the
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 18:30 |
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One of the top officers at the Marine Corps air training base has the official callsign "Simple Jack" after Ben Stiller's fictional mentally retarded character in Tropic Thunder.quote:Pilot killed in F-18 jet crash near San Diego identified as Marine known as 'Simple Jack' https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new..._source=twitter
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:34 |
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Furnaceface posted:Well then dont stop, just reduce the frequency and quantity.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:39 |
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:One of the top officers at the Marine Corps air training base has the official callsign "Simple Jack" after Ben Stiller's fictional mentally retarded character in Tropic Thunder. man, you join up and think you'll get a movie name like maverick or iceman, then you get hit with reality
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 17:44 |
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:One of the top officers at the Marine Corps air training base has the official callsign "Simple Jack" after Ben Stiller's fictional mentally retarded character in Tropic Thunder. GhostofJohnMuir posted:man, you join up and think you'll get a movie name like maverick or iceman, then you get hit with reality
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 17:53 |
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Mellow Seas posted:I dunno, am I supposed to be outraged? No, just funny.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 18:05 |
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rolling into hour three of back to back meetings out of six. will to live fading
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 18:47 |
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RIP to the latest incarnation of Avs
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:rolling into hour three of back to back meetings out of six. will to live fading https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwAxLeuOjUU&t=210s
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Harold Fjord posted:RIP to the latest incarnation of Avs
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 19:22 |
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:One of the top officers at the Marine Corps air training base has the official callsign "Simple Jack" after Ben Stiller's fictional mentally retarded character in Tropic Thunder.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 19:37 |
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The Faculty is the best Jon Stewart movie.
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 02:24 |
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Harold Fjord posted:RIP to the latest incarnation of Avs What'd I miss?
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 03:44 |
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:The Faculty is the best Jon Stewart movie. No it's Half-Baked
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 04:08 |
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DeadlyMuffin posted:What'd I miss? she autobanned for some reason
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 05:26 |
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Professor Beetus posted:No it's Half-Baked no it's... death to smoochie?
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 06:41 |
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Amazon is suggesting this product to me because I bought a Swiffer wiper head replacement.
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 14:54 |
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I like the "URINE DESTROYER" in the "People who bought this also purchased..." products too.
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 14:58 |
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at some point modernity just got cancelled and we got all this nonsense instead and it really does grind my gears a bit
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 16:58 |
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reject modernity, embrace trvdvtvvn [picture of a boiled turnip]
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 18:37 |
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It is kind of weird that we have sequels to books, movies, and TV shows, but almost never have sequels to songs. I want to hear what the Piano Man is up to in Piano Man 2: The Sequel to Piano Man.
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 20:11 |
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Uneasy rider 2 really loving sucks (but that was before I knew how bad Charlie Daniel's was).
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 22:19 |
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And yet Metallica has three god drat Unforgivens
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 22:33 |
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tracy chapman has been sitting on faster car for decades now
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 23:11 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 13:21 |
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Professor Beetus posted:And yet Metallica has three god drat Unforgivens I am happy that I never found out there's a third one until right now.
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# ? Aug 29, 2023 23:22 |