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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Cartoon Man posted:



GODDAMN COMPUTER

Thanks for spreading the news!

Kinda worried about those beneral diseases. :ohdear:

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Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Benus, godess of lobe.

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

Takes No Damage posted:

And in the next movie Chucky jacks off into a cup so he can artificially inseminate Jennifer Tilly with a turkey baster while John Waters peeps through a window.

In a shocking twist no one saw coming, Child's Play is easily the best and most current 80s slasher franchise running :stare: After 7 movies we're a month away from starting the 3rd season of the TV series.

The lost Street Fighter II character ending.

I thought they cancelled the show! Hooray!

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Cartoon Man posted:



GODDAMN COMPUTER

Computer Crimes: Not Even Once



Milo and POTUS posted:

john waters wasn't in the script he was just there

Even having seen the movie, this is still plausible...

LookieLoo posted:

I thought they cancelled the show! Hooray!

Oct 4 my spooky friend :spooky:

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Das Boo posted:

Am addicted to cat and dog. :ohdear:

Same, and I resent their absence

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Tarquinn posted:

Thanks for spreading the news!

Kinda worried about those beneral diseases. :ohdear:

Blease, go to the dogtor and check your benis or bagina.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat


?

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

honey i swear there's no one else, computer gave me bonorrhea

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Pursussy

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Oh, is that what they mean by "pursed lips"?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
New collection by Ed Gein Couture

JGdmn
Jun 12, 2005

Like I give a fuck.
Edit: wrong thread

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti


Has sound

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



`Nemesis posted:



Has sound

https://i.imgur.com/ut9gUnG.mp4

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

thank you

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Blesssssssed.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Snatchel?

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

The judges would have also accepted Handbagussy.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
1912. Internet says it's authentic.

We've known for a loooonnnnngggg time...

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:
And they were wrong. It didn't even take "a few" centuries.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Less than half, I still remember those thermal maps showing the hole in the ozone layer in school in the 80s. Hey whatever happened to that thing anyway?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Takes No Damage posted:

Less than half, I still remember those thermal maps showing the hole in the ozone layer in school in the 80s. Hey whatever happened to that thing anyway?

CFC regulations had the desired effect

Xenoborg
Mar 10, 2007

I’ve had multiple people in my parents generation cite the lack smog, the ozone hole, and/or acid rain as reasons why we don’t need climate/energy regulations as if those problems all just fixed themselves on their own.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

TotalLossBrain posted:

CFC regulations had the desired effect

Sounds like communism to me.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Cocaine Bear posted:

Sounds like communism to me.

Funny thing about that!

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Takes No Damage posted:

Computer Crimes: Not Even Once



Even having seen the movie, this is still plausible...

Oct 4 my spooky friend :spooky:

I think I had this book and a few more from this publisher as a kid. Does anyone know the source?

E: World of Tomorrow series, 1981.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I like to tell people that I am (truly) in the same Honours Society as Bill Clinton, and enjoy saxophones and risky blowjobs.

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 09:50 on Aug 30, 2023

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Cartoon Man posted:



GODDAMN COMPUTER

catdog was an alright cartoon but it was never my favourite, i dont know who would be addicted to it

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Waltzing Along posted:

Blesssssssed.

how so

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Remember when covid hit and everything shut down and for a brief moment in time nature healed a little and air quality went up

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


We had fireflies again. :unsmith:

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

guidoanselmi posted:

I think I had this book and a few more from this publisher as a kid. Does anyone know the source?

E: World of Tomorrow series, 1981.

"School, Work and Play (World of Tomorrow)" by Neil Ardley, to be more precise. I work in computer crime and used to have a copy of that on the wall behind my desk. I made a cleaned-up version of it years ago but maybe I need to go back and try one of the AI upscalers on it.

Here is a JPG export of my PSD if anyone wants it:



e: fixed text justification I only just noticed I'd hosed up.

Gromit fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Aug 30, 2023

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Dude on the right looks like he accidentally put a half shell motorcycle helmet on backwards

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Dana Carvey must've fallen on hard times to resort to COMPUTER CRIMES.

Cosmik Debris
Sep 12, 2006

The idea of a place being called "Chuck's Suck & Fuck" is, first of all, a little hard to believe
Sweet helicopter

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Cosmik Debris posted:

Sweet helicopter

Yeah, I'm pretty disappointed to have not got one yet.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Majestic.

Ironhead
Jan 19, 2005

Ironhead. Mmm.


TotalLossBrain posted:

Dude on the right looks like he accidentally put a half shell motorcycle helmet on backwards

This made me go back and look at it and I got a legit laugh, so thank you.

But it would be a 3/4 helmet.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

If a reverse centaur would sit at the computer, would they sit like this or like this? Would they hoof it, is what I'm asking, or would they poke at it with their middle legs like a goddamn savage?

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