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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64)
 
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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

The funniest part of this is Swizzler desperately going into the options to try to see if he can turn KOs on or otherwise speed things up and it's only like a quarter of the way into the match.

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TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Crescent Wrench posted:

The funniest part of this is Swizzler desperately going into the options to try to see if he can turn KOs on or otherwise speed things up and it's only like a quarter of the way into the match.

Stats lowered.

Also the video only starts when they start their katamari battle into the stage, it had already been running insanely long by that point

CubicalSucrose
Jan 1, 2013

Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

The fans loved it.

As we in BFC say, "It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or by booker interference, winning is winning."

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Liberace's forced death march back to the ring because he's too gassed to accept the commands to run is just :kiss:

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
Excited for the fanfare of brass bonanza when I beat pungry tonight.

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Cthulu Carl posted:

Liberace's forced death march back to the ring because he's too gassed to accept the commands to run is just :kiss:


Thank you Ohtori Akio for the incredible sig!! 😍

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Glad I bet on the sugar man for that match.

baka of lathspell
Jan 1, 2022

lest you think Yob Squad is too busy smoking weed to build, ADTRW is gonna stand for Absolutely Defeated Totally by Real Winners in the big faction match imo

bring all your animes to watch afterwards.... as a consolation prize while we hit up the big time winners window baby


join dork order
sig by ??? (<3 u)

Tenkaris
Feb 10, 2006

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

TheSwizzler posted:



9PM EDT, Tuesday August 29

It is a match
XJakk vs Pewdiepie

Ring of Dishonor Title Match
FilthyImp vs Eat The Rich

SAW Men's Title Eliminator:
Jeremor vs Subjunctive

SAW Men's Tag Title Eliminator:
DEAR JEFFREY vs The Brigade

SAW Women's Title Eliminator:
Toph Bei Fong vs Megamissen

The Battle For Brass Bonanza:
Pungry vs ilmucche

SAW Women's Tag Title Eliminator:
Merry Meeple Massacre vs Imp Zone

3v3 Women's Faction Warfare match
Yob Squad vs ADTRW

PYF Title Match:
Cavauro vs That DICK!

Yessss, Cav is on the card tonight :stoked:

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Who is in the faction war match

Shions of Qud





Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

OK, I gotta get ready for the big match. Burpees? Edibles? Furious masturbation?

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbuYKp-m-HY&t=22s

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Brass Bonanza is the greatest team theme song ever written.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'm protesting having to fight my good friend unless i win

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008


just sawl this. Frig you personally That DICK!

BRJurgis
Aug 15, 2007

Well I hear the thunder roll, I feel the cold winds blowing...
But you won't find me there, 'cause I won't go back again...
While you're on smoky roads, I'll be out in the sun...
Where the trees still grow, where they count by one...
Mech vs pilot seems one sided :shrug:

Sry nm it's probably one of the fundamental basics of robot stories.
Stories that robots write for other robots.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

BRJurgis fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Aug 30, 2023

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

verbal enema posted:

Who is in the faction war match

It's you and marumaru, the ADTRW Wolfpac and sube vs Barnold, Randy Travesty and baka fwaka fwame

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

TheSwizzler posted:

It's you and marumaru, the ADTRW Wolfpac and sube vs Barnold, Randy Travesty and baka fwaka fwame

Let's loving gooooo

Shions of Qud





TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
https://twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

Show is LIVE, in case you missed the news

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

:izwf:
the post match respect between tag team partners

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
pungry you can still have this bad 8bit brandy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr99qSaCOec

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

up for grabs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzmAmPasZQc

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


found the perfect theme for my psycho :unsmigghh:

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013






thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYvvtvmZock





Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i love viagra and i'll never stop taking it

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG


Women's SAW World Title Eliminator Tournament
WT Fits vs baka fwaka fwame

Men's SAW World Title Eliminator Tournament
Kild vs neoaxd

Some Friendly Competition
haha what vs Solefald

SAW Women's Tag Team Title Tournament
Monster Heels vs ADTRW B-Team

SAW Women's Tag Team Title Tournament
Strange Bedfellows vs Perish Ye Foes

SAW Men's Tag Team Title Tournament
Malice and Gromit vs GURPS Jerks

Elimination Match

Buschmaki, BRJurgis, MacheteZombie and Crescent Wrench vs copy, CubicalSucrose, SuplexLiberace and Tias

SAW Men's Tag Team Title Tournament
Gamers Rise up vs TCC

Flamewar Title - HELL IN A CELL
KungFuGrip vs prayer group vs biosterous

LIVE August 31 - 9 PM EDT

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
zodium should come out to here comes the sun

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Just an absolutely brutal win by my socialist opponent ETR tonight. Can not be more ashamed of his blatant showboating and superior skill.

Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.

everyone should watch this

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

FilthyImp posted:

Just an absolutely brutal win by my socialist opponent ETR tonight. Can not be more ashamed of his blatant showboating and superior skill.

on the bright side that was your second successfull title defence

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

Leraika posted:

everyone should watch this

it's good


Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Happy for you man, you earned it :cheers:

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

code:
N  E  O  N 
e  o  n   e
o  n     o     
n  e      n
   o
   N   E   A   L     
           

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Cavauro posted:

i love viagra and i'll never stop taking it

Just a big cum truck


You Can Join Something Awful Wrestling Today

Tuesdays and Thursdays at 9pm Eastern on twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Pungry posted:

Happy for you man, you earned it :cheers:

that was a really fun back and forth match

nice to get a submission win again too

ilmucche fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Aug 30, 2023

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



TheSwizzler posted:

Stats lowered.

Also the video only starts when they start their katamari battle into the stage, it had already been running insanely long by that point
surprised that hasn't happened before, it used to be a regular problem in earlier WWE games
amazing

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

quote:

Megamissen vs Namtab
Outcome: Megamissen wins by submission

quote:

Grassy Knowles vs Megamissen vs Metis of the Hallway vs symbolic
Outcome: Megamissen wins by forcing symbolic to tap out

quote:

Solefald vs Megamissen
Outcome: Megamissen wins by submission

quote:

Megamissen vs Toph Bei Fong
Outcome: Megamissen wins by submission

the master of submissions


i will bother swizzler and see if he can record an entrance without the scrolling text

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




TheSwizzler posted:

Women's SAW World Title Eliminator Tournament
WT Fits vs baka fwaka fwame

bff has an advantage over all of WT Fits' previous opponents - no eyes to see the horror! can't wait to see how the monster stands up to BYOB without her terrifying psychological advantage

TheSwizzler posted:

Women's SAW World Title Eliminator Tournament
WT Fits vs baka fwaka fwame
Flamewar Title - HELL IN A CELL
KungFuGrip vs prayer group vs biosterous

:psylon: vs :skeltal: vs :spooky:

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at KungFuGrip and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a big-rear end pumpkin and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add prayer group to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Neon, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because prayer group KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So KungFuGrip, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Neon. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Neon. See KFG, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Neon.



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

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Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjHwTIGfQ5Q
to the winner go the spoils

also, if any of you have the game and a lot of free time you can help fill in this spreadsheet
height, weight, weight class, fighting style class, finishers and signature moves
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13GCn1f0vfCwYku7eaH43BwpAVF3hprrFQXrSG0DfHdw/edit#gid=0
the majority of CAWs are uploaded under the "somethingawful" tag
note that especially finishers may have been changed after the upload, added the two ones i know have been changed (i switched asuka lock to the calf crusher and snooze cruise switched one of hers to the slingblade)

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