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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB GDT Week 20: GRANDMA IS FREE
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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Henry Fonda doesn't make dad jokes take it back

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Note to all MLB batters: do NOT drop your bat and start heading to first until the umpire actually calls ball four. You stay right there until then.

Umps in this league absolutely do call spite strikes for that. Happens all the time. If you see it happen and think it's just a blown call, lol just lol

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Intruder posted:

Henry Fonda doesn't make dad jokes take it back

:wrong:

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
On the one hand, I want the Mets to win. On the other hand, Brooks Raley is a gigantic bigot who deserves to get blown the gently caress up with hits/ER

Ideally the Rangers will score ten ER off of Raley here and then the Mets score at least eleven in the bottom of the inning

gently caress Brooks Raley

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Oh, they took him out. Hopefully these three guys come around to score and then the Mets score at least four in the bottom of the inning

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
nice pitch from Vines there

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Have I mentioned lately how much I hate the Mets

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
lolmets

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Mets relievers are all dogshit garbage

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
That DP sure helps

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

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Mets relievers are all dogshit garbage
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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

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Brooks Raley is a gigantic bigot who deserves to get blown the gently caress up with hits/ER

Wait what

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

YeahTubaMike posted:

Wait what

https://www.tampabay.com/sports/rays/2022/06/04/most-but-not-all-rays-show-their-lgbtq-support/

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
gently caress YEAH STEWYBOMB

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
GOMetS

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Once again I turn on the ranger game and the bullpen immediately blows it. I’m sorry friends.

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Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Once again I turn on the ranger game and the bullpen immediately blows it. I’m sorry friends.

Turn your tv off and on a bunch.

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

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https://www.tampabay.com/sports/rays/2022/06/04/most-but-not-all-rays-show-their-lgbtq-support/

Jason Adam, Jalen Beeks, Brooks Raley, Jeffrey Springs, and Ryan Thompson -- a nice convenient list of people to root against 100% of the time for people who have run out of free articles.

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
The Miami Marlins are dogshit garbage.

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
drat good catch by Duran ngl

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
DJ Stewart is officially my hero

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
gotta suck to almost get through the Braves lineup at Coors Field and then Kevin Pillar swats one out

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

 Rockies defense is Little League

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

 Do what you do best Will Smith

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
WILL ONE OF YOU STUPID METS HIT A HOME RUN ALREADY

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

MrMidnight posted:

Do what you do best Will Smith

I hope this means "melt down and give up dingers?"

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Some Numbers posted:

WILL ONE OF YOU STUPID METS HIT A HOME RUN ALREADY

:emptyquote:

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
loving useless mets

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Rockies defense is Little League

barves making an appearance

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Some Numbers posted:

WILL ONE OF YOU STUPID METS HIT A HOME RUN ALREADY
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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Intruder posted:

loving useless mets
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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

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Mets relievers are all dogshit garbage
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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
DOUBLE MOTHERFUCKING PLAY

okay, now get a home run next please

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Intruder posted:

loving useless mets

I potentially take it back

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Holy poo poo they got out of it

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
wow who could have seen that offensive prowess coming


i mean, other than me

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 feels like the braves have had an extremely high number of baserunning boners lately

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Lmao they got out of it

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Now,

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WILL ONE OF YOU STUPID METS HIT A HOME RUN ALREADY
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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Lol holy poo poo

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