Best & Worst Promos, Simulations, Jankens, and anything not a match of 2022

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Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Rocket Fuel for My Future (Will Ospreay, Dynamite August 23rd)

The crowd WHATed Ospreay when he started but in a matter of moments he had them eating out of the palm of his hand

(HM for Jericho's part of the segment, he was very good too)

# ? Aug 24, 2023 09:48

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 09:12

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Rocket Fuel for My Future (Will Ospreay, Dynamite August 23rd)

The crowd WHATed Ospreay when he started but in a matter of moments he had them eating out of the palm of his hand

(HM for Jericho's part of the segment, he was very good too)

Nth. One of Jericho's better promos he's cut in AEW and Ospreay demonstrating what a good TV character he could potentially be should he decide to leave Japan.

# ? Aug 24, 2023 10:54

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Rocket Fuel for My Future (Will Ospreay, Dynamite August 23rd)

The crowd WHATed Ospreay when he started but in a matter of moments he had them eating out of the palm of his hand

(HM for Jericho's part of the segment, he was very good too)

Nth as well.

Also, POTYC: Christian is a bastard man - AEW Dynamite 8/23

# ? Aug 24, 2023 11:00

Erin M. Fiasco: Mar 21, 2013; Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!

Nthing MJF, Ospreay/Jericho, and Christian Cage's promos from Dynamite last night, all POTYCs. Incredible night for promos.

# ? Aug 24, 2023 11:22

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Dango Bango posted:

Also, POTYC: Christian is a bastard man - AEW Dynamite 8/23

Nth

# ? Aug 24, 2023 12:35

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Dango Bango posted:

Also, POTYC: Christian is a bastard man - AEW Dynamite 8/23

1000thed. Holy poo poo.

"You can watch the coffin close on somebody else you love." :stonklol:

# ? Aug 24, 2023 13:02

Sticky Nate: Jan 9, 2012

POTYC: Excalibur tells us about Draft Kings - AEW Dynamite 8/23

# ? Aug 24, 2023 13:24

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Sticky Nate posted:

POTYC: Excalibur tells us about Draft Kings - AEW Dynamite 8/23

absolutely nth

# ? Aug 24, 2023 13:49

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Nthing MJF, Ospreay/Jericho, and Christian Cage's promos from Dynamite last night, all POTYCs. Incredible night for promos.

Sticky Nate posted:

POTYC: Excalibur tells us about Draft Kings - AEW Dynamite 8/23

all this lol

# ? Aug 24, 2023 13:52

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

Backstage segment of the year: ROH Honor Club 8/24

https://twitter.com/ringofhonor/status/1694854851971223827

# ? Aug 25, 2023 00:31

Senerio: Oct 19, 2009; Roëmænce is ælive!

Best wrestling T-Shirt maker of 2023: Athena: ROH Honor Club 8/24

https://twitter.com/ringofhonor/status/1694851328848081178

# ? Aug 25, 2023 01:42

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Senerio posted:

Best wrestling T-Shirt maker of 2023: Athena: ROH Honor Club 8/24

https://twitter.com/ringofhonor/status/1694851328848081178

Nth, very much appreciate Lexi's "I have been taken hostage please save me" energy in these segments

# ? Aug 25, 2023 07:04

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Pylons posted:

Backstage segment of the year: ROH Honor Club 8/24

https://twitter.com/ringofhonor/status/1694854851971223827

Only her second week in the job and she's already made another enemy, you hate to see it.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 07:10

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Rarity posted:

Nth, very much appreciate Lexi's "I have been taken hostage please save me" energy in these segments

It's also the correct choice from Billie to be "hahaha what the gently caress?" and for Athena to have no idea how to cope with someone she doesn't really intimidate.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 08:30

Answers Me: Apr 24, 2012

Lexy is the real MVP of the ROH show. One day Athena will make her snap and it�s gonna be glorious.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 18:31

Senerio: Oct 19, 2009; Roëmænce is ælive!

That whole group is my top faction between the two shows. Love their dynamic.

# ? Aug 25, 2023 19:20

PlasticAutomaton: Nov 12, 2016; Artoria Pendonut

PotyC Eddie Kingston addresses his enemies.

https://vxtwitter.com/AEW/status/1695595840734183604?s=20

# ? Aug 27, 2023 03:50

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

PlasticAutomaton posted:

PotyC Eddie Kingston addresses his enemies.

https://vxtwitter.com/AEW/status/1695595840734183604?s=20

nth

# ? Aug 27, 2023 04:00

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Best Commentary/Warning of the Year: "I believe the match is officially over, right gentlemen?" by Samoa Joe, who was forbidden from interfering in the match at the risk of his ALL IN match - AEW Collision 8/26

:sickos:

# ? Aug 27, 2023 08:15

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Jerusalem posted:

Best Commentary/Warning of the Year: "I believe the match is officially over, right gentlemen?" by Samoa Joe, who was forbidden from interfering in the match at the risk of his ALL IN match - AEW Collision 8/26

nth

# ? Aug 27, 2023 17:59

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Promo of the year: Jack Perry on CM Punk regarding glass, All In 8/27

# ? Aug 27, 2023 18:22

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Punch McLightning posted:

Promo of the year: Jack Perry on CM Punk regarding glass, All In 8/27

2nd and

# ? Aug 27, 2023 18:28

PlasticAutomaton: Nov 12, 2016; Artoria Pendonut

Punch McLightning posted:

Promo of the year: Jack Perry on CM Punk regarding glass, All In 8/27

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1695847180861362218

Weak mind. Weak Spirit. Fragile body. Fragile ego.

# ? Aug 27, 2023 18:31

Glass Punkbull 141: Jan 9, 2008; This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Brawl Out 2: Brawl In.

# ? Aug 27, 2023 19:03

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Best Crowd Sign: Bluey Combat Club

# ? Aug 27, 2023 22:12

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Punch McLightning posted:

Promo of the year: Jack Perry on CM Punk regarding glass, All In 8/27

# ? Aug 27, 2023 22:22

Erin M. Fiasco: Mar 21, 2013; Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!

Funniest retirement of the year: loving Gunner doing the boots-in-the-ring gimmick at a random indy fed on the day of All In.
https://twitter.com/Casshooole/status/1695949645812240503?t=FMewbaeCDfbOVIDMqwd0kQ&s=19

HM: Tyrus having the worst match of the year and losing a retirement match to give EC3 the NWA Championship

# ? Aug 28, 2023 19:30

Metroid Fitzgerald: Feb 13, 2012; B O O O O B S . . . !

Ref Bump of the Year: Bryce Remsburg, AEW All In 8/27

also

Sicko Spot of the Year: Mox Gets Skewered In Front of 81,000+ Screaming Pentamaniacs, AEW All In 8/27

# ? Aug 29, 2023 04:00

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Metroid Fitzgerald posted:

Ref Bump of the Year: Bryce Remsburg, AEW All In 8/27

also

Sicko Spot of the Year: Mox Gets Skewered In Front of 81,000+ Screaming Pentamaniacs, AEW All In 8/27

Nth

# ? Aug 29, 2023 04:13

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Metroid Fitzgerald posted:

Ref Bump of the Year: Bryce Remsburg, AEW All In 8/27

also

Sicko Spot of the Year: Mox Gets Skewered In Front of 81,000+ Screaming Pentamaniacs, AEW All In 8/27

Absolutely lmao

# ? Aug 29, 2023 04:27

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Metroid Fitzgerald posted:

Ref Bump of the Year: Bryce Remsburg, AEW All In 8/27

also

Sicko Spot of the Year: Mox Gets Skewered In Front of 81,000+ Screaming Pentamaniacs, AEW All In 8/27

# ? Aug 29, 2023 04:49

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

POTYC: Orange Cassidy, 8/30 AEW Dynamite

# ? Aug 31, 2023 03:01

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

flatluigi posted:

POTYC: Orange Cassidy, 8/30 AEW Dynamite

2nd. "I'm Orange Cassidy, and I don't have a catchphrase!" was the perfect capstone to an unexpectedly fired up promo.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 03:02

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

flatluigi posted:

POTYC: Orange Cassidy, 8/30 AEW Dynamite

Nth.

Also POTYC: Toni Storm "everything went tits up!" - AEW Dynamite 8/30

HM for Renee corpsing so hard she just threw her head down

# ? Aug 31, 2023 03:04

apophenium: Apr 14, 2009; Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

flatluigi posted:

POTYC: Orange Cassidy, 8/30 AEW Dynamite

It was good folks.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 03:05

Erin M. Fiasco: Mar 21, 2013; Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!

Nthing both Orange and Toni, just absolutely excellent stuff. The crowd going nuts after OC's last line was the icing on the cake.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 03:06

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

flatluigi posted:

POTYC: Orange Cassidy, 8/30 AEW Dynamite

Dango Bango posted:

Nth.

Also POTYC: Toni Storm "everything went tits up!" - AEW Dynamite 8/30

HM for Renee corpsing so hard she just threw her head down

Nth

# ? Aug 31, 2023 03:44

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

flatluigi posted:

POTYC: Orange Cassidy, 8/30 AEW Dynamite

Dango Bango posted:

Also POTYC: Toni Storm "everything went tits up!" - AEW Dynamite 8/30

HM for Renee corpsing so hard she just threw her head down

yes indeed lol

# ? Aug 31, 2023 03:46

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

flatluigi posted:

POTYC: Orange Cassidy, 8/30 AEW Dynamite

Big time nth

# ? Aug 31, 2023 09:45

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 09:12

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

POTYC: �hopes and wishes�, Samoa Joe, AEW Collision 9/2

# ? Sep 3, 2023 02:12

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