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Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
Element is a fantastic vehicle.

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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Blue Footed Booby posted:

Without furries, the world's IT infrastructure would cease to function.

Oh, please, don't take that as any sort of denigration or negative!
(I'm in IT...)


I hoped someone would post that so I didn't have to.
Just so LOL. LMFAO, even.

sub-10-micron tolerances.



OBAMNA PHONE posted:

Speaking of elements I spotted this one the other day and yes I know it's the wrong thread



Well, it's no wizard and dragon, but it'll do.
(that's loving awesome!)

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1697035990609658292?s=20

Watch the video, you'll smell it when you see it.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Chris Knight posted:

Maximum Groverdrive

Stolen posting valour!

FAUXTON posted:

maximum groverdrive

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Darchangel posted:

I hoped someone would post that so I didn't have to.
Just so LOL. LMFAO, even.

sub-10-micron tolerances.

The more you look the worse it gets. And it's important to remember that both of these have had absolutely minimal batterings. One drove through mud one time.

https://twitter.com/FredSmith914/status/1697298213039198219?t=Sls_ltj_HHk_clw1HKQv3g&s=19


And they just kinda threw poo poo in it however, doesn't look like they actually planned the packaging.

https://twitter.com/Rjdlandscapes/status/1697373281249292355?t=y69THGxyi95ZjkSe22-mdA&s=19

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Love using a touchscreen in my truck while I have work gloves on and in an environment likely to be littered with abrasive materials and heavy tools.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

I don't understand why people are still buying Teslas when competent manufacturers are making EVs now.

Like why the gently caress would someone buy a Model X over an Audi E Tron? There can't be that many Elon fanbois wtf is going on

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Olympic Mathlete posted:

The more you look the worse it gets. And it's important to remember that both of these have had absolutely minimal batterings. One drove through mud one time.

https://twitter.com/FredSmith914/status/1697298213039198219?t=Sls_ltj_HHk_clw1HKQv3g&s=19


And they just kinda threw poo poo in it however, doesn't look like they actually planned the packaging.

https://twitter.com/Rjdlandscapes/status/1697373281249292355?t=y69THGxyi95ZjkSe22-mdA&s=19

What a pile of scrap

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Applebees Appetizer posted:

I don't understand why people are still buying Teslas when competent manufacturers are making EVs now.

Like why the gently caress would someone buy a Model X over an Audi E Tron? There can't be that many Elon fanbois wtf is going on

It's a weird dumb status thing here. Every single one has no window tinting in what I imagine is a way to be seen like 00s Sex-Spec. Add on the dumb 'LOLGAS' type number plates. Some try to bait me into races at lights. Bitch, this cars been revved to poo poo for 15 years and loses to some but will continue to run, make noise and be fun for another 20 years if I do basic maintenance.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Applebees Appetizer posted:

I don't understand why people are still buying Teslas when competent manufacturers are making EVs now.

Like why the gently caress would someone buy a Model X over an Audi E Tron? There can't be that many Elon fanbois wtf is going on
The real answer is robust charging infrastructure that only exists for Tesla by Tesla. A random hodgepodge of different non-Tesla chargers throughout the country is a flaming mess. For anyone not charging at home, it's a serious problem.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Nitrox posted:

The real answer is robust charging infrastructure that only exists for Tesla by Tesla. A random hodgepodge of different non-Tesla chargers throughout the country is a flaming mess. For anyone not charging at home, it's a serious problem.

Oh right I forgot about that. Well luckily we can charge at home so we don't have to buy that garbage, the wife is getting an E Tron.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Nitrox posted:

The real answer is robust charging infrastructure that only exists for Tesla by Tesla. A random hodgepodge of different non-Tesla chargers throughout the country is a flaming mess. For anyone not charging at home, it's a serious problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJOfyMCEzjQ

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

That Works posted:

Love using a touchscreen in my truck while I have work gloves on and in an environment likely to be littered with abrasive materials and heavy tools.
Pretty sure only a infinitesimal number of cybertrucks are going to see work gloves, or tools, or dirt, or abrasives.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


stealie72 posted:

Pretty sure only a infinitesimal number of cybertrucks are going to see work gloves, or tools, or dirt, or abrasives.

Totally agreed but lol at not actually designing a truck to be used in that way at all. I guess in a way its pretty honest design wise.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


That Works posted:

Totally agreed but lol at not actually designing a truck to be used in that way at all. I guess in a way its pretty honest design wise.

It's very much leaning wayyyyyy in on the fact that cars are sold via lifestyles people wish they had but is ultimately saying "you will never be that so we didn't produce it to do any of those things well anyway, you're welcome" so in that respect I dig it.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

That Works posted:

Totally agreed but lol at not actually designing a truck to be used in that way at all. I guess in a way its pretty honest design wise.


Tesla to California Regulators posted:

While we have not yet begun production of the Cybertruck, we expect it to have a towing capacity of 7,500-14,000+ lbs., and it should very likely qualify as a 'Class 2B-3 medium-duty vehicle.'

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

:lol::lol:

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

Olympic Mathlete posted:

The more you look the worse it gets. And it's important to remember that both of these have had absolutely minimal batterings. One drove through mud one time.

<snip>


And they just kinda threw poo poo in it however, doesn't look like they actually planned the packaging.

https://twitter.com/Rjdlandscapes/status/1697373281249292355?t=y69THGxyi95ZjkSe22-mdA&s=19

What is even going on there?! Charging a battery off the truck? Why the jumper cables? Or did the 12v system die and the truck needs a jump? And how did Tezzla make the only electric pickup truck with no frunk?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

casque posted:

The terrible car poo poo here is bypassing emissions controls to pollute more.

Not even remotely what is happening, but thanks for playing. Catalytic converter is still installed as well.

Its because the DPF and DEF system is prone to frequent failures and once its out of warranty its expensive to maintain. I am particularly meticulous about ensuring the car burns as clean as possible and absolutely despite coal rollers.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Sep 1, 2023

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

CommieGIR posted:

Not even remotely what is happening, but thanks for playing. Catalytic converter is still installed as well.

Its because the DPF and DEF system is prone to frequent failures and once its out of warranty its expensive to maintain. I am particularly meticulous about ensuring the car burns as clean as possible and absolutely despite coal rollers.

I don't understand how the car can be missing portions of the emissions equipment and also be running as clean as possible. And I don't think the expensive to maintain justifies that. If someone had an old luxury car they couldn't afford to maintain I'd be recommending they get rid of it for a car they could afford to maintain. With caveats of course, if this is a occasional use vehicle like racing or towing or something, sure. It's certainly not a classic. It may be fun for you and that can be something you can argue is worth it.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

StormDrain posted:

I don't understand how the car can be missing portions of the emissions equipment and also be running as clean as possible. And I don't think the expensive to maintain justifies that. If someone had an old luxury car they couldn't afford to maintain I'd be recommending they get rid of it for a car they could afford to maintain. With caveats of course, if this is a occasional use vehicle like racing or towing or something, sure. It's certainly not a classic. It may be fun for you and that can be something you can argue is worth it.

Given that US automotive manufacturers currently focused on ridiculous trucks and SUVs to skirt emissions requirements, I sincerely doubt my one car is somehow a make or break scenario because of poorly designed components for the emissions control system.

And yes, its used for towing and a lot of utility work as well. And no I won't be getting rid of it since I'll be driving it into the ground, especially given how used car prices are right now and the fact that I am in no way going to even consider new car prices.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Sep 1, 2023

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Maybe deleting emissions systems makes cars burn cleaner who can say for sure.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

CommieGIR posted:

Given that US automotive manufacturers currently focused on ridiculous trucks and SUVs to skirt emissions requirements, I sincerely doubt my one car is somehow a make or break scenario because of poorly designed components for the emissions control system.

And yes, its used for towing and a lot of utility work as well. And no I won't be getting rid of it since I'll be driving it into the ground, especially given how used car prices are right now and the fact that I am in no way going to even consider new car prices.

Honestly, I respect that more than saying it's as clean as possible. Personal responsibility is a sham. The first post you made really seemed like you didn't think it made a difference. This shows you know it does and don't care.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

StormDrain posted:

Honestly, I respect that more than saying it's as clean as possible. Personal responsibility is a sham. The first post you made really seemed like you didn't think it made a difference. This shows you know it does and don't care.

Oh no, I know it does (the soot is obvious on the exhaust pipe) but frankly the engine has been tuned to burn as clean as it reasonably can, with the added benefit of increasing the fuel milage a bit (originally 21 City/26 Highway, now 24 city/30 Highway)

casque
Mar 17, 2009

CommieGIR posted:

Not even remotely what is happening, but thanks for playing. Catalytic converter is still installed as well.

Its because the DPF and DEF system is prone to frequent failures and once its out of warranty its expensive to maintain. I am particularly meticulous about ensuring the car burns as clean as possible and absolutely despite coal rollers.

Hey, thanks for responding.

I was hoping you could elaborate a little on this. I was under the impression the DPF and DEF were both systems designed to reduse the pollution a car is generating. How are your emissions less without these systems than with them?

Edit: sorry just read you subsequent responses. You're saying you've tuned your car so that without DPF and DEF you're cleaner than the stock tune with DPF and DEF?

casque fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Sep 1, 2023

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

casque posted:

You're saying you've tuned your car so that without DPF and DEF you're cleaner than the stock tune with DPF and DEF?

No, don't know how you got that from my responses at all.

casque
Mar 17, 2009

CommieGIR posted:

No, don't know how you got that from my responses at all.

Well you said you deleted DPF and DEF systems and that you're "particularly meticulous about ensuring the car burns as clean as possible" and that "the engine has been tuned to burn as clean as it reasonably can"?

What did you mean exactly?

Is your car without manufacturers emissions controls in working order?

Is you car emitting less than it would be with those controls?

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

casque posted:

Well you said you deleted DPF and DEF systems and that you're "particularly meticulous about ensuring the car burns as clean as possible" and that "the engine has been tuned to burn as clean as it reasonably can"?

What did you mean exactly?

Is your car without manufacturers emissions controls in working order?

Is you car emitting less than it would be with those controls?



CommieGIR posted:

(the soot is obvious on the exhaust pipe)

Homie said let the diesel particulates fly, gently caress them kids.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

bird with big dick posted:

Maybe deleting emissions systems makes cars burn cleaner who can say for sure.

Congrats you're hired to be the new VW CEO!

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Olympic Mathlete posted:

The more you look the worse it gets. And it's important to remember that both of these have had absolutely minimal batterings. One drove through mud one time.

https://twitter.com/FredSmith914/status/1697298213039198219?t=Sls_ltj_HHk_clw1HKQv3g&s=19


And they just kinda threw poo poo in it however, doesn't look like they actually planned the packaging.

https://twitter.com/Rjdlandscapes/status/1697373281249292355?t=y69THGxyi95ZjkSe22-mdA&s=19

Are those headrests not adjustable? I guess "adjusting the headrest" is a function that customers aren't using very often so it was cut?

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Olympic Mathlete posted:

The more you look the worse it gets. And it's important to remember that both of these have had absolutely minimal batterings. One drove through mud one time.

https://twitter.com/FredSmith914/status/1697298213039198219?t=Sls_ltj_HHk_clw1HKQv3g&s=19


And they just kinda threw poo poo in it however, doesn't look like they actually planned the packaging.

https://twitter.com/Rjdlandscapes/status/1697373281249292355?t=y69THGxyi95ZjkSe22-mdA&s=19

Plastic inner fenders, to which the massive wiper motor is bolted... I'm sure that won't be an issue.
I'm honestly surprised that the frunk area is as coherently packed as it is, additional charger aside. Could be better, but actually appears to have stuff designed to be there?
Exterior is still a laughable mess, of course, and the standard gripes about one giant tablet, and the loving massive shelf under the windshield. I though GM already proved that (and the massive sloping windshield) was dumb in the dustbuster vans...


stealie72 posted:

Pretty sure only a infinitesimal number of cybertrucks are going to see work gloves, or tools, or dirt, or abrasives.

Or the road.

Failson posted:

What is even going on there?! Charging a battery off the truck? Why the jumper cables? Or did the 12v system die and the truck needs a jump? And how did Tezzla make the only electric pickup truck with no frunk?

I know, right? It's not like there isn't a lost continent under that dash...

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Darchangel posted:

Exterior is still a laughable mess, of course, and the standard gripes about one giant tablet, and the loving massive shelf under the windshield. I though GM already proved that (and the massive sloping windshield) was dumb in the dustbuster vans...
How DARE you compare GM's totally futuristic dustbuster vans to this, this. . . MONSTROSITY.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
keep a pizza hot on the dash of my lumina and or intrepid

bennyfactor
Nov 21, 2008

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

keep a pizza hot on the dash of my lumina and or intrepid

Cab-forward design! The future's so bright I have to wear shades because the dash is a huge reflective surface I have to remove the passenger wheel well liner to change the battery!

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

bennyfactor posted:

Cab-forward design! The future's so bright I have to wear shades because the dash is a huge reflective surface I have to remove the passenger wheel well liner to change the battery!



What the gently caress is this supposed to show?

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://i.imgur.com/Nu1T0WW.mp4

elon frantically taking notes

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

The windshield already has a crack.

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Lake of Methane posted:

The windshield already has a crack.

]

Obviously from Musk throwing another baseball at it

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

That Works posted:

Love using a touchscreen in my truck while I have work gloves on and in an environment likely to be littered with abrasive materials and heavy tools.

I like dunking on Tesla poo poo too, but like....... Take the gloves off before touching the touch screen?

My phone has a "glove mode" for the screen, but it's a caterpillar branded phone and thus supposed tobe used for "work", do normal touch screens have that?

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honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

Jesus gently caress y'all be mad at container ships registered in Panama burning bunker oil, and Elon making the boring company to murder high speed rail, and the Koch's etc.

I made my truck reliable by deleting some emissions isn't the same as rolling coal because gently caress you don't care.

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