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Martman posted:never had heartburn even once? like wtf does that even mean. get outta here Sorry I have a kick rear end body I guess? Not fat, but did smoke for over a decade. Dunno what to tell you
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It's a genetic thing in my family. We all have acid reflux and worse esophageal problems. The drinking, smoking, and eating late does me no favors though.
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Start with a bad idea... And then actually make it happen 
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emSparkly posted:Start with a bad idea... There's a type of culture medium we use in microbiology labs to identify E. coli on and it has an almost exactly identical iridescent sheen like that when its positive. Eating it probably has the same end result.
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Parking lot oil puddle pizza
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tbf, im sure the notes from corporate (lab nerds) say "apply after oven", but lol if that gets followed.
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I think they just spray painted a cheese pizza
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david_a posted:I think they just spray painted a cheese pizza With Flexseal maybe
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Should of called it the "Cyberpunk - Burning chrome pizza". Probably would of gotten some sci-fi nerds/gamers happy with that results.
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emSparkly posted:Start with a bad idea... 
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emSparkly posted:Start with a bad idea...  There are better looking examples out there, still looks gross to me though https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7264357477045538091 according to this guy it tastes alright https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7270249757669362990
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emSparkly posted:Start with a bad idea... :SolidContribution: :KeepingTheThreadPopping:
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I'll be honest. I want to eat that, I want to shove it in my mouth while I yell "Shiny and Chrome" like the dumb nerd I am.
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I do have to wonder if there's a bathroom surprise following it up like when you briefly forget you've been eating some beets, except with bright shiny colors
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Captain Hygiene posted:bathroom surprise Pretty good username opportunity
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Captain Hygiene posted:I do have to wonder if there's a bathroom surprise following it up like when you briefly forget you've been eating some beets, except with bright shiny colors Maybe if you housed a whole shaker of glitter but I've never noticed anything weird after eating things that have been topped with it. I think most edible glitter is just cornstarch or cellulose so it's probably water soluble and breaks down pretty well in your stomach.
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maybealabia posted:Pretty good username opportunity I agree
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Bathroom Surprise posted:I agree 
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Looks like another bathroom surprise but I'd probably try that out of morbid curiosity.
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Would (not eat by myself) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9wn2txCtt8
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ekuNNN posted:Would (not eat by myself) thread sprawl coming in hot n ready
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Looks like poo poo, OP
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Squatch Ambassador posted:
Did not know you could order elephant's foot as a pizza topping.
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emSparkly posted:Start with a bad idea... Squatch Ambassador posted:
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Saw this add on the window of local pizza place: Pizza Beef Hawai: Texas Beef, Cherry Tomatoes, Pineapple, Coconut-BBQ-Sauce, Macadamia nuts, Dutch Gouda. It wasn't on their website and I am not entering this place, the pizzas are bad and the place mostly survives due to their advertising gimmick. Those are on their website:  
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I have to wonder what exactly Texas beef is  And I'm not gonna lie, I'd try a spaghetti bolognese pizza. It seems like the logical next step after mac & cheese.
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Captain Hygiene posted:I have to wonder what exactly Texas beef is Yeah, I could see that working; Like, just bake a pizza base, layer some spaghetti bolognaise on top and away youbgo.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Yeah, I could see that working; Like, just bake a pizza base, layer some spaghetti bolognaise on top and away youbgo. Reinventing the trencher is good. But using a pizza as one is inferior to using almost any other kind of flatbread. There used to be a fashion of serving a dressed salad on normal pizza. Fine in theory, but you are very restricted in choice of dressing to make it fit. And even then then you end up with a soggy and uncomfortably cold pizza by the time you get around to eat it.
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VictualSquid posted:And even then then you end up with a soggy and uncomfortably cold pizza by the time you get around to eat it. "pizza salad on the side, please"
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they called fat peeps trenchermen because they ate the trencher, which you werent supposed to eat, you were supposed to give it to beggars
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It's well known that the green and blue sheen on roast beef is taste bubbling to the surface.
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Is it good on sardines?
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itry posted:Is it good on sardines? Av post combo
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At one point someone had me convinced that all pizza in Brazil has that weird 4 quadrant and dessert center gimmick but it's just the one restaurant that does it. Apparently when people in Brazil make pizza that isn't dumb, it usually turns out great.
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emSparkly posted:when people in Brazil make pizza *scatters olives at your face*
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emSparkly posted:At one point someone had me convinced that all pizza in Brazil has that weird 4 quadrant and dessert center gimmick but it's just the one restaurant that does it. Apparently when people in Brazil make pizza that isn't dumb, it usually turns out great. I was about to ask this very question right before seeing this post. It seems like it couldn't possibly be the kind of thing that would catch on in a widespread way, because a big part of why pizza is a thing is how simple and straightforward it is to make. Big flat surface, scatter stuff on it. These intricate quadrant sculptures hardly seem like something any trend-chasing restaurant would do voluntarily. Then again there's the Aus/SEA weird rear end crust nodules/sauce cups all around the circumference thing which I don't understand the logistics of at all
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