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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Zesty posted:

Eight names on the wall. Five beds. Two more unique names on the... storage drawers?

These kids aren't real, I hope.

The one time when finding out the previous owners were creepy doll collectors would be a relief.

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Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


My guess is purebred show dogs.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Yeah, my shortlist is pets, porcelain dolls, or kids, and I'm not quite sure which would be the worst to learn is correct.

Edit: Wait, I got something to cover all three;

The owner's poisoned mind is making that attic too loving crowded.

Neddy Seagoon has a new favorite as of 09:43 on Aug 20, 2023

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you

Metaline posted:




It's from French-speaking Ontario and I have no idea.

https://redf.in/Juz1r2

FrenchCatholic.jpg I have a buddy from a French Catholic family and he had 2 sisters and 7 older brothers all in a two floor maybe 2000 sq ft home. His bedroom had four beds and a bunk bed in it somehow.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
This one's kind of all over the place. There are interesting things, there are weird things, there are :thunk: things:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1ny9LgjRDA

But if you don't want to watch the entire video, I do suggest skipping to the "sunken living room" (timestamp link) aka the "conversation pits are dangerous, but could they be made more dangerous" thing:

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I need that for my bathroom door.

I already have a bathroom goblin hanging over the door. This'll complete it.

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014

Trabant posted:

This one's kind of all over the place. There are interesting things, there are weird things, there are :thunk: things:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1ny9LgjRDA

But if you don't want to watch the entire video, I do suggest skipping to the "sunken living room" (timestamp link) aka the "conversation pits are dangerous, but could they be made more dangerous" thing:



Holy poo poo I didn't know I needed this. Friendship ended with Conversation Pit, Conversation Void is new best friend.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Conversation oubliette

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
I want to go into the Hole

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I would like one of those but just for me, as I don't have any friends so make it smaller. And I don't want to converse in it, so just an Isolation Grave would be nice.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

I would like one of those but just for me, as I don't have any friends so make it smaller. And I don't want to converse in it, so just an Isolation Grave would be nice.

I was gonna say that's just a bathtub, but God I wish I had a bathtub I could actually lie down in.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Metaline posted:

What in the absolute gently caress is this



It's from French-speaking Ontario and I have no idea.

https://redf.in/Juz1r2

Flowers in the Attic was based on this house.

Ironhead
Jan 19, 2005

Ironhead. Mmm.


That house has been bouncing around on my head since it was posted, and my best guess is that maybe it was a family vacation spot? Like they needed that many beds for all the young cousins while the parents slept in the real bedrooms? It kind of makes sense if they were only there for a short time and tracks with the little playground and stuff. If that was the case it could be sorta rad.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Ironhead posted:

That house has been bouncing around on my head since it was posted, and my best guess is that maybe it was a family vacation spot? Like they needed that many beds for all the young cousins while the parents slept in the real bedrooms? It kind of makes sense if they were only there for a short time and tracks with the little playground and stuff. If that was the case it could be sorta rad.

Nah, it could just be their regular house. A whole bunch of children in one bedroom used to be very common in western countries, and it's still pretty common in developing countries that have small houses with large families.

Need to remember what you think of as a typical living type situation is probably very diffrent from a lot of people around the world.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Ironhead posted:

That house has been bouncing around on my head since it was posted, and my best guess is that maybe it was a family vacation spot? Like they needed that many beds for all the young cousins while the parents slept in the real bedrooms? It kind of makes sense if they were only there for a short time and tracks with the little playground and stuff. If that was the case it could be sorta rad.

The house only has 3 bedrooms.

Here is the master bedroom. It's huge.



Then there is this very puzzling room. I mean, it would be a normal room, except it is in the same house as the manybed room.
\
It's tiny. Realtor pictures make rooms look bigger than they are, and this one still looks cramped. It has a full/double bed. It could technically hold an adult couple, but the person next to the wall would be cramped as hell.

In a horror movie this would be where the favorite child sleeps, while all the mutant failchildren are crowded up in the attic room of many beds. Or there might be a woman trapped behind the yellow wallpaper.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Facebook Aunt posted:

The house only has 3 bedrooms.

Then there is this very puzzling room. I mean, it would be a normal room, except it is in the same house as the manybed room.

Probably a guest room, or a room for grand parent(/s) or what not. Or you know the plague room, where you go in sick and come out either better or dead.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Judging by the number of beds in the attic, that's probably the birthing room.

The bedroom in the photo above is not that big. That room may be 12' wide, but probably closer to 10 if that's a queen-size bed.

This is a small house.

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


Facebook Aunt posted:

In a horror movie this would be where the favorite child sleeps

thread title lol

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


I'm still hung up on there being more names than beds.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Flipperwaldt posted:

Conversation oubliette

Now I imagine a mad person keeping people in an underground room as he makes small talk sitting above the pit.
The prison is comfortable and pleasingly designed but the people don't get fed if they can't fake a nice friendly chat.

captainblastum
Dec 1, 2004

I think the house built around the boulder is pretty neat and thoughtful, but I wonder how long it will take before something really important falls in a crack in the conversation pit, never to be seen again.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

By popular demand posted:

Now I imagine a mad person keeping people in an underground room as he makes small talk sitting above the pit.
The prison is comfortable and pleasingly designed but the people don't get fed if they can't fake a nice friendly chat.

I'm almost positive I've seen this movie

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Phy posted:

I'm almost positive I've seen this movie

If the movie doesn't already exist I want to make it

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Get Jordan Peterson, no other prominent director understand the way people just hold you captive with social niceties.

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

Jorp just lost his court case, so he's now legally required to take a course in not being an rear end in a top hat on the internet. (Or he could stop pretending to be a psychologist, but lol). He's now announced plans to livestream himself taking the course. It's not entirely clear whether he will violate the court order when he's an rear end in a top hat on the internet while he's taking the training.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


loving hell I posted that and left without noticing my phone 'fixed' Jordan Peele to jorp!
this decontextualizes my post entirely.
:roflolmao:

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/...source=txtshare


weird archway in the first couple of pics but you go further down and a room has several overhead beams with lights on everyone and the restroom has a stairs-to-bath feature

rollick
Mar 20, 2009
Wizard tower for sale.

Three rooms (sorry, "main chambers"), with bedrooms that also include every other kind of room.

quote:

Prepare to be Entranced!







(more pictures at link)

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


How much insulation do you want, Mrs. Jones?
None. I want none insulation.
Do I have a house for you!!

rollick
Mar 20, 2009
On cold nights you fill the bathtub with styrofoam peanuts and close the lid

Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?
Our amenities include toilet dungeons.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Fighting Trousers posted:

Our amenities include toilet dungeons.



:siren:ENCOUNTER:siren:


FIGHT
TALK
ITEM
RUN
>:ins:

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Fighting Trousers posted:

Our amenities include toilet dungeons.



Half expect it to start singing "Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Once again I am asking for images as thread titles

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




rollick posted:



(more pictures at link)

What is the doorway to nowhere on the roof for? Is that where you pour the pots of boiling oil from?

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Fighting Trousers posted:

Our amenities include toilet dungeons.



Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



There we go

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Bathdoom 3: Bloodbath looking good

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Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

:perfect:

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