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WHO LIKES DICKS?... ohah!
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stay dench or get frimponged
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Aug 1, 2023 06:58
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Grey Cat posted:How else is one to mix condiments? Thanks. I am now thoroughly disgusted by dry sauce.
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Aug 1, 2023 15:23
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Swiggety swooty.
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Aug 1, 2023 18:30
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"Sous vide tha diiiiiiiiiiick."
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Aug 2, 2023 01:25
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yeah i listen to fartcore
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Aug 3, 2023 05:41
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I should buy a boat.
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Aug 3, 2023 06:48
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PenguinKnight posted:yeah i listen to fartcore Death Rips
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Aug 3, 2023 09:15
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PenguinKnight posted:yeah i listen to fartcore Ruin The Jeans
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Aug 3, 2023 10:23
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Sometimes I wake up thinking about the Monty Hall problem. Why doesn't that probability transfer to the door I picked? 
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Aug 4, 2023 17:09
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Peter Pepper hosed and sucked a pile of pickled peckers.
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Aug 9, 2023 22:45
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck smoked a bunch of crack?
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Aug 9, 2023 22:47
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Put the pounds in the trashcan, Gucci do the dishes.
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Aug 9, 2023 23:39
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Whaddaya mean BUGS
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Aug 10, 2023 03:02
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You guys ever have that dream where you turn into a loving muppet and all the food you eat just falls out of your mouth? CRAZY!
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Aug 10, 2023 04:19
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Get beefy bitch
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Aug 10, 2023 07:51
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Cumhole. My name is Cumhole.
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Aug 10, 2023 08:28
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YA NEVAH BURY A PERSON IN THE PET CEMETARY!!!
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Aug 10, 2023 11:01
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This is an rear end sandwich, it is made of rear end and poo
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Aug 11, 2023 05:11
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"Gatorade bottle ain't got no glans no more"
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Aug 19, 2023 02:14
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BigBadSteve posted:WHO LIKES DICKS?... ohah! dicks are pretty cool. I have one
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Aug 19, 2023 02:21
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Hey, does anyone remember dicks?!
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Aug 19, 2023 11:31
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Moistened by my own pétard
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Aug 20, 2023 06:53
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gently caress MY loving rear end
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Aug 20, 2023 09:06
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All my intrusive thoughts make sense and one day I will walk into the sea and accept its briny embrace
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Aug 20, 2023 09:27
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Busters posted:It's just Gardettos with no salt. Except the red ones. Don't try the red ones I used to hide in the pantry and eat dog treats. The milk bones were better than the other treats but the other treats had bright colors (which had a lot of sway over me at the time)
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Aug 20, 2023 09:30
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There's an incorrect spelling of a word that's been stuck in my head since I was a kid, that'll be my password when I go back in time to meet my past self
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Aug 20, 2023 13:14
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Get beefy, bitch. GET REAL BEEFY BITCH.
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Aug 20, 2023 13:43
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THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! WHICH ONE OF YOU CUM MONKEYS IS RESPONSIBLE?
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Aug 22, 2023 10:26
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Butter some jazz on my prostate
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Aug 22, 2023 13:53
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Hours in repetitive motion staining my deck last weekend: "And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know"
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Aug 23, 2023 01:49
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Thatcher snatch.
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Aug 23, 2023 02:21
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The end of inglorious basterds where they start carving a 卐 into whats his names head but curb your enthusiasm music starts playing
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Sep 2, 2023 21:28
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You can count sheep. It really works. Imagine herding this big group of sheep back into a fenced in area: 1, 2, 3, 4....
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Sep 2, 2023 21:31
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poop de la scoop poop de la ultimate scoop poopoo de la scoopoo poopoo de la ultimate scoopoo
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Sep 2, 2023 21:33
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CUMBO!
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Sep 3, 2023 08:57
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You're gonna need a bigger boat.
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Sep 3, 2023 09:58
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Since it's late/early and no one will read: Imagine your center of gravity. It's below your belly button, above your genitals. In football, they say focus on this spot to tackle.
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Sep 3, 2023 10:01
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Lick your cumhole or your bumhole? Let's flip for it!
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Sep 3, 2023 15:17
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In the mission “Drive-Thru” in GTA: San Andreas, Big Smoke isn’t ordering all of that food for himself, he’s just the closest one to the intercom and is repeating what the other guys wanted along with his order. He still gets a #9 large, a #7, two #45s (one with cheese) and a large soda for himself, but the rest of the order is for the other guys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6g0mPo-uJM 
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