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Korwen
Feb 26, 2003

don't mind me, I'm just out hunting.

Steve Cooper and 9 sackings

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
I am going to claim Dean Smith as the unknowing force to inexplicably return to the EPL.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


happy returns and welcome back Wayne Rooney

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

TDepressionEarl posted:

happy returns and welcome back Wayne Rooney


Premier League in Roo-ins.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
If we're having a go at smashing the big sam button as well I'm going all in on lampard

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Can we get a ruling on whether disappearing one day without any announcement from the club counts as a sacking?

an_mutt
Sep 29, 2010

I was,
I am,
and I remain a soldier!

Sworn to dedicate my heart and soul to the restoration of human kind!

It will be a 'sacking' in the sense that Turkish embassy security will be on the lookout for bloodstained burlap sacks being escorted out of the building the day Howe is invited there for a cuppa next month

an_mutt
Sep 29, 2010

I was,
I am,
and I remain a soldier!

Sworn to dedicate my heart and soul to the restoration of human kind!

I nominate Eddie Howe for the hastily scrubbed and sterilised suitcase race

an_mutt
Sep 29, 2010

I was,
I am,
and I remain a soldier!

Sworn to dedicate my heart and soul to the restoration of human kind!

It's great that we're joking about a premier league manager being murdered by their boss because that's literally a thing actioned by Saudi officials 5 years ago lmao, the loving state of it all

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


The red duffel bag of performance review

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Eddie Howe will be shot to death amidst a crowd of refugees trying to enter Saudi Arabia from Yemen

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

If he leaves in a sack he was sacked.

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

Why is there no cutoff for this

Close and lock the thread and then reopen after the season imo

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

kri kri posted:

Why is there no cutoff for this

Close and lock the thread and then reopen after the season imo

it's a nice place to chat with pals about sackings and possible beheadings

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


The cutoff was a few fridays ago. This thread is where all the hot sacking news is posted.

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
disappointing to see like 10 new posts and it's not because a sacking happened

anyway poch is gone in november

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

kri kri posted:

Why is there no cutoff for this

Close and lock the thread and then reopen after the season imo

the first sacking will happen before the season is over tho

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Poch won’t get sacked but the KLF will sue Todd Boehly for plagiarism, forcing him to step down.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Thanks Ants posted:

The cutoff was a few fridays ago.

They're doing amazing prosthetics work with Howe then

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


He’s got Tindall doing a weekend at bernie’s for him

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

Gigi Galli posted:

They're doing amazing prosthetics work with Howe then

lol

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Gigi Galli posted:

They're doing amazing prosthetics work with Howe then

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Gigi Galli posted:

They're doing amazing prosthetics work with Howe then

drat

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Gigi Galli posted:

They're doing amazing prosthetics work with Howe then

lol

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Gigi Galli posted:

They're doing amazing prosthetics work with Howe then

:popeye:

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Total Meatlove posted:

Poch won’t get sacked but the KLF will sue Todd Boehly for plagiarism, forcing him to step down.

The KLF burned a million quid, OP. A billion is a whole different number.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Jean-Paul Shartre posted:

The KLF burned a million quid, OP. A billion is a whole different number.

It took them an hour, Boehly has taken a relatively frugal 192 days to burn €1.1bn across the three transfer windows. .

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/sep/04/jadon-sancho-risks-disciplinary-action-over-response-to-erik-ten-hag-cricticism

backing - received

has anyone said erik ten fraud yet

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


The phrase that starts the sand pouring through the hourglass

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

Thanks Ants posted:

The phrase that starts the sand pouring through the hourglass

What about Erik ten frauds?

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Uni7ed already in crisis mode and ETH cracking up.

You just love to see it.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


kri kri posted:

What about Erik ten frauds?
erik ten envelopes

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Erik ten Weeks

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



Thanks Ants posted:

Erik ten Weeks

that's might be generous at this point

Jethro
Jun 1, 2000

I was raised on the dairy, Bitch!
I know last season had a lot of sackings, but I'm shocked we've almost made it through October without a mid-season change. Did all the bad teams just expect to be bad, so no managers are that far behind on expectations?

That said, Iraola losing to the guy Bournemouth sacked to get him has to be raising the pressure on him.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Yeah he's got to be the favourite for the first sack race casualty surely? Everybody at the sack-happy teams has sort of stabilised themselves. Brentford could be in the danger zone though.

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020
Everybody was sure Ange was going to be a disaster and him getting sacked would open the flood gates but it turns out teaching a league players to not score own goals is the perfect preparation for managing Spurs and now there is no catalysing event

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Bournemouth would be my guess but I feel like the owners might have some ego tied up in having hired Iraola the way they did so it could take longer than usual. Everybody else seems to either be doing well enough to stick around or be working with very low expectations.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Feeling a bit foolish picking Moyes now, West Ham are decent this season

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Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

It's ok for you, I picked De Zerbi.

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