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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

when's he gonna post a sieg heiling selfie

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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
What a loving tool

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

poisonpill posted:

H Jon Benjamin uses the same voice in every role but it WORKS in every role, whether he’s a super spy, soccer coach, Burger Cook, or can of soup

My jaw dropped when I first started watching Bob's Burgers and finally figured out that Bob and Archer were voiced by the same guy. I just kept thinking "Man, Bob sure sounds familiar." Then it clicked.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
Christ I hate Elon Musk so loving much.

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
Crossposting my efforts from the thread where we actually respect Elon's endeavors

Songbearer posted:

X chestbursting from the Twitter bird, but the X is a swatzika made out of dicks

Uriah Heep posted:

close enough
:nws:


Edit: sorry ya'll definitely shouldve been spoilered for NSFW

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Uriah Heep posted:

Crossposting my efforts from the thread where we actually respect Elon's endeavors

Concerning

an actual frog
Mar 1, 2007


HEH, HEH, HEH!

Uriah Heep posted:

Crossposting my efforts from the thread where we actually respect Elon's endeavors
:popeye:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
he's obviously smart, he's rich

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Lol "these results don't seem right, better switch to even more of a right wing echo chamber"

Honestly I'm legitimately surprised that Community Notes wasn't locked behind that ages ago.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Slugworth posted:

God help me, I still like it. Like, I'd never buy it because I'm sure it's an unbelievable pile of poo poo, but... Look, I just like weird looking vehicles, ok??

:mods:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

I hope the ADL goes full ADL and sues him for those tweets

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?


I wonder what could have happened in the last decade to make the ADL seem like they're speaking out more?

Probably just them getting entitled and too big for their britches.

Vire
Nov 4, 2005

Like a Bosh

Sankis posted:

I wonder what could have happened in the last decade to make the ADL seem like they're speaking out more?

Probably just them getting entitled and too big for their britches.

It's just the Tim Pool style of dog whistling where he pretends to have plausible deniability that he isn't a raging anti-Semite because the ADL did nondisclosed good in the past but now that they are attacking ME for nazi posting they are evil

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

What poll is he even talking about? Is he going to ban the ADL? Sounds very free speechy

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

kazil posted:

What poll is he even talking about? Is he going to ban the ADL? Sounds very free speechy

he's talking about a theoretical poll to ban the ADL amongst blue checks from what I gather

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Linda should really step in, but she's too busy with #Sports

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

I wanna know where I can get a job where I talk about how it's impressive that people are talking more this week about something that happened this week than they were last week as if it's some kind of revelation

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Kit Walker posted:

I wanna know where I can get a job where I talk about how it's impressive that people are talking more this week about something that happened this week than they were last week as if it's some kind of revelation

X, the everything app

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

thathonkey posted:

X, the everything app

after you secretly take a deal to leave your job at NBC then elon tweets it out 3 seconds later

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

kazil posted:

Linda should really step in, but she's too busy with #Sports



every post she yaccs out feels like I'm sat in a boardroom listening to a marketing report where they're justifying the ludicrous amounts of money spend on their services with random stats and big numbers. Who is she pitching to?

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Do they even have tennis in The Everything App?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Steadiman posted:

Who is she pitching to?

herself, to justify what she did with her career

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



"Woke mind virus"
"Woke mind virus"
"Woke mind virus"
"Woke mind virus"
"Woke mind virus"
"Woke mind virus"

– Guy who is definitely not the one infected by any kind of mind virus

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Kit Walker posted:

I wanna know where I can get a job where I talk about how it's impressive that people are talking more this week about something that happened this week than they were last week as if it's some kind of revelation

this is how the c suite works

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?


It's almost certainly not even her tweeting. It's gonna be an assistant if not a dedicated social media person.

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006



Looking forward to the first blue only polls getting a handful of votes.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

has linda yaccarino ever commented on the "woke mind virus" or george soros etc or are all her tweets still of the "heya #tweeps who's got exciting #laborday plans?" variety?

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



All of her Tweets are either an intern or AI

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Earwicker posted:

has linda yaccarino ever commented on the "woke mind virus" or george soros etc or are all her tweets still of the "heya #tweeps who's got exciting #laborday plans?" variety?

no shes mostly into #sports these days

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

FlamingLiberal posted:

All of her Tweets are either an intern or AI

I think she's just boring.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
*Alarm goes off, Linda Yaxx awakens from her wine coma. Drunkenly picks up her phone*
"TENNIS IS GOOD BIG ON X"
*Back to coma*

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Another Yacc Cool Fact

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

Earwicker posted:

has linda yaccarino ever commented on the "woke mind virus" or george soros etc or are all her tweets still of the "heya #tweeps who's got exciting #laborday plans?" variety?

Publicly no, but it's been reported that privately she agrees with Elon on a lot of this stuff.

kazil posted:

I think she's just boring.

That's basically her entire purpose - to make Twitter seem safe and boring so that advertisers will return to the platform.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

kazil posted:

I think she's just boring.

:wrong:

Her tweets are fun and cool

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

mdxi posted:

We're all aware of the omnipresent Elon crypto scams, but I just got this via email:

Thank Jesus that Elon is here to help me with this One Weird Trick that the socialist woke power companies are trying to take away from God-fearing middle-class Americans who just want to reject dirty power in their sacred Homes, but cannot afford Tesla's solar panels, which may or may not still actually be manufactured.

Part of me wanted to dig into this and see more about what the pitch actually is, but the rest of me absolutely refused to click on anything. My favorite part is that there isn't even a passthrough plug visible, so I assume we're to believe that this is some kind of plugin line conditioner, which is absolutely not how that poo poo works. My best guess is that it's a blue LED in a case that was left over from plug-in wifi extenders.

Sigh, my 74-year-old mom fell for this one and bought it to gift to someone. The real kicker? It was $60.

I've told her to run any internet purchases through me to make sure they're not scams, but she forgets. Screw these shits for taking advantage of the tech illiterate.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Data Graham posted:

"Woke mind virus"
"Woke mind virus"
"Woke mind virus"
"Woke mind virus"
"Woke mind virus"
"Woke mind virus"

– Guy who is definitely not the one infected by any kind of mind virus

"Everyone who doesn't agree with me is mentally ill" is a gently caress of a thing to say. "We need to cure them by force" is the unstated second stage. But elons political stance is inscrutable.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

...! posted:

:wrong:

Her tweets are fun and cool

A Soros funded Antifa FBI agent working for the WEF would say that

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

FOR SOROS!!!!!!



(detonates)

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FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



I'm still waiting on the SorosBucks I was promised

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