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Lt. Cock posted:If it rains for one more day the mud will turn to quicksand and everyone will sink all the way to China and I heard that from scientists this is true, I'm a scientist and I'm telling people this
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there are credible reports there's piss and poo poo and cum in the mud
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Wendigee posted:I heard from a credible source that three olives is a wanker pass it on Three Olives has such reliable info because he's part of El Huarache's polycule
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The sex plane is flying around and they keep having to unclog the toilet and all the used condoms and other stuff is flushing out onto moaning dying people
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Oh yeah man totally believe this Also I heard the campers are mutating into cannibals and the Umbrella Corporation is trying to set up a perimeter? Messed up if true man
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If they destroy the playa because of this I kinda hope BLM greatly limits or stops this festival. I had a bunch of redditors mad at me during the hurricane when I said mud is a huge issue because of all the vehicles and they could cause irreparable harm. Got a lot of smug posting directed my way.
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Krataar posted:If they destroy the playa   quote:“It seems like there’s around 4,000 bikes out there. I think what happens is people fly in, so it’s easier to buy a bike at Walmart and leave it out there" Wee fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Sep 3, 2023 |
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Sep 3, 2023 04:03
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Why are they destroying the playa? Are they playa haters????
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Yeah its ridiculous. It's certainly already permanently damaged.
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A random Blue Sky post says Musk is at Burning man, and I choose to belive. https://bsky.app/profile/miriam.lol/post/3k6hb4axtem26
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Hello I am currently at the burn and it is a citywide rager AMA
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musk dying at burning man of a fungal disease would restore cosmic balance do it Gaia E: update I have breaking news that Donald Trump is at Burning Man and this actually explains all the mud.
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My friend Beowulf is at Burning Man and just told me the dead have begun to rise and feast on the flesh of the living. And then anyone else who dies also rises and begins to attack the living. Seems pretty bad but better than Fyre Fest at least.
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If Elon Musk were at Burning Man, either he’s been sulking in his mobile home the whole time or we would have thousands of photographs from his fanatics.
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My friend Hrothgar is at Burning Man and says everyone's skin is falling off leaving ppl defenceless against the mudshrimp. Skeletons everywhere. Also he saw Elon Musk drown in the central mud pool, vanishing under the surface with a last despairing wail of GROOOIIMES
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Why are they destroying the playa? Are they playa haters???? Don't hate the playa, hate the game. 
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I know this wizard who went to Burning Man, and he told me (telepathically) that creatures emerge from the mist.
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Does anyone know if OceanGate stepson Blink 182 guy is there? He seems like he would be there
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If its all mud anyway it doesn't matter where your turds fall really.
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I've heard rumors of an outbreak of a mysterious rash illness on Finnish, but doctors are saying it's totally harmless and they expect everyone to recover in a few days. Heard it from a Finnish man with a cat, he seems credible.
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At first the burners tried to hold me back. They warned me not to touch him, that he was “cursed.” I shrugged them off and reached for my mask and gloves. The tech bro’s skin was as cold and gray as the mud on which he lay. I could find neither his heartbeat nor his pulse. His eyes were wild, wide and sunken back in their sockets. They remained locked on me like a predatory beast. Throughout the examination he was inexplicably hostile, reaching for me with his bound hands and snapping at me through his gag. I instinctively retreated several paces. I am embarrassed to admit this; I have been a doctor for most of my adult life. I’ve treated more than my share of combat injuries, faced my own death on more than one occasion, and now I was scared, truly scared, of this frail coder.
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HungryMedusa posted:This dude has pink eye for sure Dirty D from Los Angeles? yeah probabbly
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Dirty D lmao
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Shaka, when the walls fell. Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Elon on the playa.
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Sophy Wackles posted:At first the burners tried to hold me back. They warned me not to touch him, that he was “cursed.” I shrugged them off and reached for my mask and gloves. The tech bro’s skin was as cold and gray as the mud on which he lay. I could find neither his heartbeat nor his pulse. His eyes were wild, wide and sunken back in their sockets. They remained locked on me like a predatory beast. Throughout the examination he was inexplicably hostile, reaching for me with his bound hands and snapping at me through his gag. With the magnetic field active, his implants went silent. Cut off from X, he quickly lost composure. Thrashing while bound, raving about X.
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Rumours in the ground say there's a whole bunch of dummies who can't figure out how to use their legs like diplo and Chris Rock.
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Cyanotoxins right in the peehole
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...a wild frenzy..... man biting man...... lost containment......
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Imagine picking up chris rock as he escapes from burning man. I'd interrogate him about the hilarious slap because i've basically got him captive.
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I know one person (a FB acquaintance) currently at Burning Man and he's gone totally silent on social media, nobody can reach him
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