[Burning Man] grover's gulch

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Will Stereotype This poll is closed.
fall in love?	10	8.33%
have a transcendent life altering experience that elevates their consciousness to a higher state?	14	11.67%
take some cool photos?	7	5.83%
get jumped and sent to the hospital by furries?	32	26.67%
waste his time and money?	57	47.50%
Total:	120 votes

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paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

the sloplands

# ? Sep 3, 2023 06:43

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# ? May 24, 2024 18:57

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

Burning Anus

# ? Sep 3, 2023 06:46

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

He made great time.

# ? Sep 3, 2023 07:08

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Al! posted:

is there some meme im missing?? are deaths at burning man just part of that playa life???

Last year one dude died of natural causes, Judge John Everett Williams, aged 69.

ProperGanderPusher posted:

thanks obola

lol

# ? Sep 3, 2023 07:21

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

quote:

A death was under investigation at the Burning Man festival amid the rain and mud, local authorities said Saturday, and attendees were urged to shelter in place as the event was all but shut down.

The Pershing County Sheriff's Office in northern Nevada announced the death, which it said happened "during this rain event." The sheriff's office offered few details, including the person's identity or the apparent cause.

"As this death is still under investigation, there is no further information available at this time," the office said in a statement.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/burning-man-attendees-advised-shelter-place-conserve-food-water-due-he-rcna103127

# ? Sep 3, 2023 07:30

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

lumpentroll posted:

welp

LMAO

# ? Sep 3, 2023 07:31

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

neutral milf hotel posted:

if you rearrange the letters in Ebola you get
"be a.lo"

pretty sus if you ask me

lol

# ? Sep 3, 2023 07:36

Bastard Tetris: Apr 27, 2005; L-Shaped; Nap Ghost

neutral milf hotel posted:

Naomi wolf is ranting against the feds taking people away for potential Ebola exposure

https://twitter.com/naomirwolf/status/1698182632243097605

this is amazing

No!! Noo!!!!

# ? Sep 3, 2023 07:51

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

lol

# ? Sep 3, 2023 08:28

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Utz posted:

this one's been lying out there since about noon

square's wearing too many clothes so everybody's just looking the other way even though she has pretty feet

and rightly so lol

Speng edit: I don't know if this was actually an unspoilered inline picture of a corpse lying in a puddle, but even the implication based on their previous post itt is pretty wtf.

Edited out what appears to be a photo of a woman lying face up in standing water that was uploaded directly to imgur with very low view count, no reverse GIS results turn up.

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# ? Sep 3, 2023 08:28

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Stereotype you still alive?

# ? Sep 3, 2023 08:35

RadiRoot: Feb 3, 2007

smarxist posted:

it�s ok the person is fine. first google image search btw

https://www.rgj.com/picture-gallery...ty/70751596007/

# ? Sep 3, 2023 08:38

Cuttlefush: Jan 15, 2014; gotta have my purp

was that the actual picture utz posted? seems like it'd be very hard to confuse any of those with maybe a corpse. should be gone for icky weird posting in general but lol if it was actually one of those pictures

# ? Sep 3, 2023 08:52

Ohtori Akio: Jul 15, 2022

lets just call it a win because utz is retarded and move on

# ? Sep 3, 2023 08:53

Cuttlefush: Jan 15, 2014; gotta have my purp

why settle for a win when it could be a win-win

# ? Sep 3, 2023 08:56

fanfic insert: Nov 4, 2009

if any goon lives nearby could you please just show up at the outskirts in a full papr suit and just hang around for a while? It'd be really funny

# ? Sep 3, 2023 08:57

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

*staring at a burning man corpse like the bombing of dresden*

these cute blue and ivory feet, frozen forever

# ? Sep 3, 2023 09:02

Lacrosse: Jun 16, 2010; >:V

Mr Hootington posted:

You're going to be really mad when I don't die here huh. I didn't know how thirsty you were for my demise.

# ? Sep 3, 2023 09:14

Cuttlefush: Jan 15, 2014; gotta have my purp

that guy is still alive dummy

# ? Sep 3, 2023 09:16

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

yeah but i want to make a joke like they're not

# ? Sep 3, 2023 09:16

Cuttlefush: Jan 15, 2014; gotta have my purp

being compared to baghdad bob means you're saying everything is fine when things don't appear to be fine. there's no wishing for death involved at all

# ? Sep 3, 2023 09:22

Cuttlefush: Jan 15, 2014; gotta have my purp

vyelkin posted:

video of the FEMA response in action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO2-YxWkRxk

this, on the other hand...

# ? Sep 3, 2023 09:24

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

vyelkin posted:

video of the FEMA response in action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO2-YxWkRxk

# ? Sep 3, 2023 09:27

Danann: Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/FalconryFinance/status/1698089998283940086

# ? Sep 3, 2023 09:32

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

I�m glad that all are sleeping soundly at one o�clock PDT.

# ? Sep 3, 2023 09:33

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

Bastard Tetris posted:

No!! Noo!!!!

# ? Sep 3, 2023 09:37

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1698243164010590506

quote:

The festival usually features giant interactive art installations and a huge wooden man that is burnt at the end of the event.

But one man at the festival told the BBC most events have been called off.

Nonetheless, many people were trying to make the best of it, dancing in the mud to techno music.